Don't Look Now/transcript

• Squidward: [is drinking his drink]
• SpongeBob: That's okay. I'll tell you.
• Squidward: [is still drinking his drink]
• SpongeBob: It's Fisher...
• Squidward: [puts one finger up then stops drinking and smacks his lips] Ah. You may speak.

• SpongeBob: [takes a deep breath] Patrick and I are gonna see Fisherman 4! [He and Patrick smile]

• Squidward: Ha! You two won't sleep a wink tonight if you see that movie.

• SpongeBob: Squidward, you are looking at two very grown up big boys.

• Patrick: Yeah. Nothing can scare us.

• Squidward: [effortlessly] Boo.

• SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! [Run away]

• Squidward: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. [Sips his drink]

• SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! [Stop and pant]

• SpongeBob: Ahem. We'll show Squidward. We're not afraid of any old movie. [he and Patrick go in the aisle in the movie room. The door closes and it becomes pitch dark in there]

• SpongeBob & Patrick: Whoa!
• Patrick: We're lost.

• SpongeBob: I wish we had a flashlight. [A flashlight shines on them]

• Cinema Anglerfish: Take your seats.
• SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! [Sit down]
• SpongeBob: Seats taken, sir. Ooh, the movie's starting! [he & Patrick start eating their popcorn. The screen says, "The following preview has been approved for all audiences - S: Rated S for Scary." Then it says, "Fisherman 4: Attack of the Hook." Lightning flashes in the movie]
• SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!
• Shubie: Shhh!
• SpongeBob: Sorry. [the movie scene changes to kids playing in the playground. Monroe Timmy is on the see-saw laughing] So, this isn't too scary. [The shadow of the Fisherman is seen above the water and his hook comes down] The Fisherman's hook! Get off the teeter-totter!
• Patrick: You fools! [the hook goes into Monroe Timmy's mouth and pulls him up. He screams]
• SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! [Tongues stick out]
• SpongeBob: The Fisherman's got him!
• Patrick: And he'll fry them into fish sticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?
• SpongeBob: Uh, hold on, I'll take a peek. [The movie scene changes to two fish sitting together on a bench]
• Male Fish in Movie: Thank you for meeting me, Edwina, at midnight.
• SpongeBob: Patrick, it's okay.
• Patrick: You sure? Aah! It's worse! [The fishes kiss] They're kissing!
• Male Fish in Movie: I love you, Susie.
• Female Fish in Movie: It's Jennifer.
• Male Fish in Movie: I'll never leave you, Jennifer. [The Fisherman's hook drops down on-screen and grabs the male fish by his pants and pulls him up] Goodbye, Margaret!
• SpongeBob & Patrick: The Fisherman! [throw their buckets of popcorn in the air. They fall on the three people behind them]
• People: Aah! [Grumble]
• SpongeBob: Uh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry! [Get their buckets back]
• SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!
• Narrator: Two hours later...
• Patrick: See if it's safe. [SpongeBob puts his head out of his seat. The screen says, "The End"]
• SpongeBob: Aww, the movie's over. [Patrick does the same. Everyone gets out of their seats]
• Patrick: Oh, dang. We hardly even saw it.
• SpongeBob: Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through. [scene cuts to him and Patrick watching the movie again. There are two fish eating ice cream in the movie] Okay. Keep your eyes open.
• Patrick: No problem.
• Make Fish in Movie: I love eating ice cream.
• SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.
• Patrick: I'm on it. [Goes to the row behind them and pulls SpongeBob's eyelids]
• SpongeBob: D'ohhhh! [The Fisherman's hook is lowered and takes the fish's ice cream]
• 'Fish in Movie: Hey! My ice cream! [falls to the 'ground and cries] It was rocky road!
• SpongeBob: Must close eyes! Too scary!
• Patrick: I can't hold your eyelids-- they're too slippery! [SpongeBob's eyelids close and his hands get stuck in them] Ow! Aah!
• SpongeBob: Aah! [a fish walks by sweeping but stops when he hears SpongeBob and Patrick screaming. He continues sweeping and starts whistling. SpongeBob and Patrick are hugging each other. Patrick has his bucket on his head. SpongeBob looks at the screen. It says, "The end" again] Oh, no, we missed the movie.
• Patrick: What?! Not again!
• SpongeBob: It's okay, we'll just see the next one.
• Cinema Anglerfish: I'm afraid not. That was the last showing.
• SpongeBob: Wow. Uh, what time is it?
• Anglerfish: It is one minute to midnight.
• SpongeBob: One... minute... to midnight?! [He and Patrick get out of their seats]
• Patrick: But that's when the Fisherman comes out! [He and SpongeBob run out of the room]
• SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick, we got to get home!
• SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! The Fisherman! [run into a cardboard cutout of the Fisherman with the title of the movie beside it. They run out of the movie theatre] Aah! [the clock tolls, meaning that it's midnight. A little cardboard cutout of the Fisherman comes out of the clock and lowers his cardboard hook and catches a cardboard fish. It goes back in the clock] It's midnight! The Fisherman! [Run to SpongeBob's door]
• SpongeBob: (breath) we made it.
• Patrick: I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.
• SpongeBob: Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and... Avoided direct eye contact.
• Patrick: It's like we're heroes.
• SpongeBob: Okay, buddy. Sleep tight. I'll see you tomorrow.
• Patrick: Wait a second. You mean, I gotta walk all the way home alone?
• SpongeBob: No. No, you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door.
• Patrick: Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead? You hear that? (Foghorn blows)
• SpongeBob: I think it's coming from over there.
• SpongeBob & Patrick: It's the Fisherman! Aah! (Tongues stick out) (They hide behind Patrick's rock) (Slasher McGee passes by)
• SpongeBob: Oh, it's just Slasher McGee. Okay. I think I'll go home now. It's right over there. Just a few steps that away. In the dark? All alone?
• Patrick: Oh, OK, Come on now, don't be all scared, I'll walk you home.
• SpongeBob: Aw, thanks, old pal. But then, who's gonna walk you home?
• Patrick: Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it.
• SpongeBob and Patrick: The Fisherman! Ahh! (Squidward wakes up and growls) Ahhhh! Ahhhh! (Breath) (Breath) (Breath)
• Squidward: What is wrong with you?! (SpongeBob and Patrick jump to Squidward's windows)
• SpongeBob: (teeth chatter) Oh, hey, Squidward.
• Squidward: What are you blockheads up to? Don't you know it's after midnight? Get down here!
• Patrick: We can't get home.
• SpongeBob: We're too scared. (Squidward growls; scene changes to SpongeBob on Squidward's head wearing his night hat and Patrick holding onto him)
• SpongeBob: Ohh, thank you Squidward. You are a true friend. (Squidward opens Patrick's rock with his foot, throws Patrick in)
• Patrick: Thank you, Squid... (Squidward closes Patrick's rock)
• SpongeBob: Yeah, thank you Squidward. I don't think I ever would've gotten home with you.
• Squidward: Hat.
• SpongeBob: Oh yeah. (SpongeBob gives Squidward's night hat back. Squidward pulls SpongeBob's legs, which shoots him through his mail slot, and into his bed)
• Squidward: I told those two muttonheads not to watch that movie. (Hears SpongeBob and Patrick calling out to each other from their houses)
• SpongeBob: Patrick, are you okay?
• Patrick: Yeah! Are you okay?
• SpongeBob: I think so. Good night!
• Patrick: Yeah. Good night! Just don't think about the Fisherman!
• SpongeBob: Oh, no. I will not think about the Fisherman! Sleep tight!
• Squidward: Oh, "The Fisherman. The Fisherman". Blah, blah, blah. They want the Fisherman, eh? I'll give them the Fisherman and how! (Squidward goes to his closet and pulls out a vampire costume) No. (Pulls a Frankenstein costume) No. (Pulls an Easter Bunny costume) Umm...no. (Pulls a fisherman's hat and coat) Ah-ha! (Lightning strike) It's time for those lame-brains to meet the real Fisherman. (Puts on his hat with a beard attached to it; another lightning strike as Squidward lowers a hook from a fishing rod) This is gonna be good. (Squidward laughs) (Squidward's hook scrapes Patrick's rock and opens it, Patrick wakes up)
• Patrick: Uh, hello? Someone there? Uh-huh. What's that? (The hook hooks under Patrick's nostril) There's something stuck... Oh, wait a second. Oh yeah. Hits the spot. Hold on. Oh yeah (Patrick drools) Right there. (Patrick laughs, Squidward laughs, and pulls the hook)
• Squidward: Gotcha!
• Patrick: Aah! The Fisherman! (Patrick runs, the line reels and starts to pull Squidward with the boat with it)
• Squidward: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. (Squidward, with his hook attached to Patrick's nostril, follows him. Patrick runs to SpongeBob's house, pulls SpongeBob's door open closing door behind him, Patrick sees Squidward outside, laughing. Patrick runs, with his face ripped off from the hook, he runs up to SpongeBob's bedroom) SpongeBob! Get up! He's here!
• SpongeBob: Who's here? Hold on, let me get up. Aah! Your face!
• Patrick: Oh. (takes his head and stretches it, making his face whole again) There.
• SpongeBob: Now who's here?
• Patrick: Uh, someone's here?
• SpongeBob: You just said.
• Patrick: Oh. The Fisherman's here.
• SpongeBob: The Fisherman!
• Patrick: The Fisherman!
• SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! (SpongeBob and Patrick run in circles on SpongeBob's bed)
• Squidward: Ha Ha Ha Ha. This is the most perfect. What a couple of hopeless babies. I really should stop. But I’m having too much fun. (goes in SpongeBob's house) Ha. It's almost too easy.
• SpongeBob: Quick. Block the door.
• Squidward: There's just no sport in it.
• SpongeBob: (SpongeBob & Patrick push stuff over to SpongeBob bedroom door) Get everything?
• Patrick: What about this? (Patrick holds Gary)
• SpongeBob: Not Gary. Think it'll hold?
• Patrick: I sure hope so. (SpongeBob and Patrick look into window and sees Squidward, laughing)
• SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! (Squidward opens window) Aah!
• Patrick: Maybe if we don't look at him he'll go away.
• SpongeBob: Oh yeah. Just like the movie. (they close their eyes, later open them to see Squidward behind them)
• Squidward: I'm the Deadly Fisherman!
• SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

SpongeBob: I guess this is the end, old buddy.

Patrick: I don't want to die in my underwear!

SpongeBob: Here. Die in mine.

Patrick: Hey. Good idea. Let's trade. Here you go.

SpongeBob: And here you go. Now where were we? Oh yeah.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! He's gonna turn us into fish sticks!

Squidward: Ha Ha. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

SpongeBob: That thing's eating Squidward!

Patrick: Not our bestest buddy! We gotta save him! Okay, with thirty-three. I need you to go gone. Your going down, Fisherman!

SpongeBob: Don't worry Squidward. We'll get you out of that old monster. Let's get to the window. (Patrick throws heavy objects onto Squidward) Okay! I think you got it! (Sirens) (Squidward grumbles) There, there, no need to digest. We're only doing what friends to for the bestest buddy. We don't have to be afraid of that old monster anymore.

Squidward: Huh?

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! (SpongeBob & Patrick run into ambulance) (Costume falls down)

Gary: Meow.

(Episode ends)