Drive Thru/transcript
(The camera zooms in to the Krusty Krab)
Spongebob: (startled) Mr. Krabs, wat'cha doin?
Mr. Krabs: Oh ahoy Spongebob! I'm was just using some old toothpaste I found to patch up this small hole in the wall.
(Squidward interupts)
Squidward: Dont' thing you didn't hire a professional to do that
Mr. Krabs: And why is that Mr. Squidward?
Squidward: Because then you'd only get to repair it once
(Spongebob and Mr. Krabs both blink)
Spongebob: So what flavor is it?
Mr. Krabs It-it-it's just a hole in the wall boy, it doesn't have a flavor
Spongebob: No, I mean the toothpaste!
Mr. Krabs: Well I think it - (Mr. Krabs notices the toothpaste drip, the wall cracks, and falls down)
Spongebob: Hey, look Mr. Krabs! That small hole in the wall just became a medium sized hole in the wall!
Squidward: Time to get out the dental floss (laughs)
(cuts to a man and two boys riding in a boat)
Boy 1: Thanks again for taking us to the Krusty Krab dad.
Boy 2: Yeah mom never brings us here
Father: Ha any time kids. What the-
(Mr. Krabs attempts to put more toothpaste on.
Spongebob: Careful now...
Father: Hey, you guys put in a drive thru!
Mr. Krabs: (confused) We did?
Father: Great, I'll have three large Krabby Patties, Krabby fries, a Krabby Cola, and 2 extra large orders of Krabby Rings. Is this tootpaste?
Mr. Krabs: (smirking) Boy, I don't know how I think think of this stuff, but I think I got a winner! We are putting in a drive thru!
Spongebob: (astonished) A drive--- woah!
Squidward: Sounds like a lot of extra work to me.
Mr. Krabs: You mean for you.
Squidward: (pounds cash register) It'll cost you money.
Mr. Krabs: Oh nonsense, we'll build it for free!
(cuts to Mr. Krabs outside looking through the hole)
Spongebob: