Enchanted Tiki Dreams/transcript

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Enchanted Tiki Dreams" from season 7, which aired on June 19, 2010.

Voiceover: Hoo-ha-hoo tiki tiki. Hoo-ha-hoo tiki tiki. Hoo-ha-hoo tiki tiki.
[Starts at Squidward's house. He walks up and puts on his hat. Opens his door]
Squidward: Okay, beloved sanctuary. [lifts a tentacle] I'll see you after work. [cuts to "Beloved Sanctuary"] And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. [cuts to Squidward] Just you and me. [slams the door] That is, of course, if I can survive another day [walks across his lawn] with GratingBob ShrillPants.
Patrick: OOH! [cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick, who is holding up big rock with his chest]
SpongeBob: [laughing]
[Patrick throws the rock onto SpongeBob with his body. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh]
Squidward: Hm. [Walks toward the Krusty Krab] Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.
SpongeBob: [grunts]
[Patrick is thrown, bending Squidward's neck. SpongeBob jumps on Squidward's broken neck, laughing. Squidward falls. Squidward gets up and fixes his neck]
Squidward: Grrr!
SpongeBob and Patrick: [both laugh]
[Patrick rolls next to SpongeBob and throws him by the legs]
SpongeBob: [screams]
[Patrick walks up and he and SpongeBob laugh. Cuts to Squidward. SpongeBob throws Patrick and laughs]
SpongeBob: Ahh, Isn't this fun?
Patrick: Yeah! I love playing Buddy Toss! [Squidward walks past them]
SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward! See you at work!
Squidward: Grrr!
[cuts to Krusty Krab. Shows Squidward reading a newspaper]
SpongeBob: Ow! [This causes Squidward's newspaper to fly out of his hands]
[SpongeBob laughs]
[SpongeBob squirts mustard into Patrick's eyes and they shrivel]
Patrick: Ow!
[room rumbles]
Squidward: [groans] Okay. I can do this. Just put them out of my mi...
SpongeBob: Ow! [laughs]
French Narrator: One extremely annoying shift later...
Squidward: [bursts out of The Krusty Krab screaming and runs home. He then locks door using every type of lock. Comes to crossword puzzle] A nine-letter word for annoying: SpongeBob. [writes "SpongeBob" on crossword] Ugh. [Wipes his face] Finally. Some peace and quiet. [Takes off hat. Puts feet into slippers] No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. [Sits on chair] Ahh. Nothing like a squid's good ol' chair to soothe the pains of a rough day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. [Walks to record player and disc] Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. [Puts disc on player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances] Or I could dabble a little on painting! [walks to paint and pallet. Paints. Sighs.] Yup. I sure am looking forward to it. [eel sting. Patrick screams. He and SpongeBob laugh.

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Enchanted Tiki Dreams" from season 7, which aired on June 19, 2010.