Escape from Beneath Glove World/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Escape from Beneath Glove World" from season 12, which aired on January 18, 2020.

Act 1

[The episode begins with a speakerphone shown up close.]
Man On Speaker: What beautiful day for a ball game, eh, sports fans? [a butterfly flies to the speaker] Play ball! [the butterfly flies after the speaker was very loud] Here's the pitch! [A robotic arm is shown with a baseball. The arm throws the ball. The camera turns around, revealing SpongeBob and Patrick. They were on a ride of Glove World! An invisible person with gloves swings the bat and hits the ball which sends SpongeBob and Patrick off.] They're going, they're going!
SpongeBob and Patrick: We're gone!
[SpongeBob and Patrick are pressed into the seats as the ride accerelates. The ball lands on a glove and an animatronic coach comes to the scene.]
Animatronic Coach: You're outta there!
[SpongeBob and Patrick exit out of the baseball and leave the ride. The scene cuts to outside the ride, which is called "Catch Me!" as SpongeBob and Patrick exit the ride.]
SpongeBob: Boy, do I love the two-fisted fun at Glove World! [laughs]
Patrick: [hands out a fist on a stick] And the Ham Fists aren't bad either! [starts chewing on it]
SpongeBob: Wow, that ride was so fun! I could do it a million, zillion, jillion, dillion, cotillion times! [breaths]
Patrick: [nudges SpongeBob with his elbow] I got you covered!
[Patrick squeezes out a bunch of tickets out of his belly button and they pile up on him and SpongeBob.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, yeah!
[They run back inside the ride with the tickets around them.]
French Narrator: One million, zillion, jillion, dillion, cotillion times later...
[SpongeBob and Patrick are shown on the Catch Me! ride again. The animatronic coach appears again as the ride ends.]
Animatronic Coach: You're outta there! Eh, whatever.
[SpongeBob and Patrick exit the ride with their faces frozen after riding it a lot of times. They walk up to a woman. Her baby screams in terror at SpongeBob and Patrick.]
Woman Fish: Oh, my baby! [runs away]
SpongeBob: [face frozen] Patrick?
Patrick: [face frozen] Yes?
SpongeBob: [face frozen] I think we over did it. [They lean back up. Monroe approaches them, carrying popcorn. Upon seeing them, he starts screaming, throws his popcorn at them, and runs away.]
Patrick: [face frozen] Hm, debatable.
SpongeBob: [face frozen] Oh, I have an idea! Let us take a break in the theater. [Cut to the outside of Glove World Theater.]
[Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob takes out a glove and slaps Patrick to get his face back to normal. Patrick takes the glove, adjusts it, and slaps SpongeBob to get his face back to normal. They merrily walk into the theater. Cut to inside the theater where SpongeBob and Patrick are eating fries out of their hats. After finishing their fries, they put their hats back on and use their eyes to rip out eye holes in the hats. The currents open, revealing an animatronic. The audience begins to cheer.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: It's him! It's really him! [their hats point at the animatronic]
Animatronic Hieronymus Glove: Right! It's me, Hieronymus Glove! I'm the bloomin' creator and spokes-mate of Glove World!
[An animatronic glove appears.]
Animatronic Glove: Glove World is subsidiary of Finger Fun Industries. All rights reserved. [SpongeBob and Patrick cheer and headbutt each other as the show begins.]
Animatronic Hieronymus Glove: Welcome to the wonderfully whimsical and wickedly woven world of the glove! [Music begins playing and a giant glove-shaped screen appears. The screen powers on and displays two floating gloves and the words "Glove World Presents". SpongeBob and Patrick's pupils turn into gloves as Animatronic Hieronymus begins singing.] ♪If you want where something on your hand or fist, there's really nothing quite like gloves.♪ ♪And if you don't want to leave fingerprints, I've got a pair that you're just gonna love!♪ ♪If you want complete knuckle protection when you stick your hand inside a block of cheese, a glove's a thing you want, a glove's a thing you need, so wear a glove if you please!♪ [Animatronic gloves appear and start singing backup.]
Animatronic Gloves: ♪Get yourself some fourchettes, gussets, tranks, and quirks! Slap a pair of thumbs on that and you've got a look that works!♪
Animatronic Hieronymus Glove: ♪Queen Elizafish the First wore here gloves everyday to preserve and protect her lovely mitts.♪ ♪Hats protect your head and shoes protect your feet, but gloves protect you from getting sick from everyone you meet.♪ ♪So if you want to build, or drive, or cook, or clean the loo, we have special glove made just for you!♪ ♪A glove is beyond compare, as essential as underwear! If I were you, I'd buy two!♪
[The show ends and the audience starts cheering. SpongeBob and Patrick headbutt each other again.]
SpongeBob: [sighs] That song reminds me of putting on a glove for the very first time. It was warm, and cozy, and smelly.
Patrick: I wanna meet the glove guy!
SpongeBob: Ooh! [pulls out a bunch of gloves warped in a ball] Maybe he'll sign my gloves.
[Patrick makes his way to the stage, hopping over the seats. SpongeBob follows him and accidentally drops his gloves on the floor. While SpongeBob picks up his gloves, Patrick peeks through the curtains and sees the animatronic. He runs towards it and gives it a handshake.]
Patrick: [giggles excitedly] Oh, Mr. Glove, Mr. Glove! Oh, I'm your biggest fan! I've been all your rides, ask anyone! I'm here every weekend! And throwing up! [Patrick breaks the animatronic's hand.] Huh?
Animatronic Hieronymus Glove: I need repair! I need repair!
Patrick: Oh! I'm sorry! It was an accident! [shushes the robot and puts his hand in his mouth] Please be quiet or I'll get in trouble! [Animatronic Hieronymus Glove keeps saying "I need repair!". The hand drops from the robot's mouth and rolls away. Patrick grabs Animatronic Hieronymus in a headlock and shushes him again.] Stop it! [shushes the animatronic once more] Shut up, shut up, shut up! [rips off Animatronic Hieronymus's head]
[SpongeBob comes in and sees Patrick destroying the animatronic.]
SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing with our childhood hero? [accidentally press a button labeled "Run".]
Patrick: He wouldn't be quiet.
[Suddenly, the robot starts moving to the stage, pushing Patrick along with him. The curtains open to reveal Patrick holding Animatronic Hieronymus's head. As Patrick fumbles with the head, he notices everyone looking at him in shock. Dennis' glasses crack, and everyone screams. Patrick tries to put the head back on, but drops it. The audience members run out of the theater. Patrick trips over himself and brings down the curtains, and three Glove World officers enter from backstage.]
Officer #1: Freeze, vandals!
Patrick: [comes out of the curtains and uses the head to fight the officers off] Keep away! Keep away, no! No! Get away!
SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, just calm down a second. Take a deep breath and hand me the head. [walks towards Patrick]
Officer #1: Better do what your friend says, son.
[Patrick calmly gives SpongeBob the head and starts crying.]
SpongeBob: Oh, officers, he didn't mean to kill Hieronymus Glove! He just doesn't know his own strength. Or his own reflection. I don't know how he shaves!
[Close-up on Patrick's chin with rips, a bandage, stitches, and little hairs. SpongeBob begins to cry and blows his nose on the animatronic's head.]
Officer #1: He didn't kill anyone, kid. This is not a real head; it's an animatronomical dummy head.
Patrick: Hey, who are calling a dummy head?! Wait, what did you say?
Officer #1: The real Hieronymus Glove has been frozen in ice for decades now. [shows SpongeBob and Patrick his hat which shows a picture of Hieronymus Glove frozen in an ice cube]
SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick, it was only a robot head. Phew, for a minute there, I thought we were in trouble!
[SpongeBob and Patrick try to leave, but Officer #1 grabs them.]
Officer #1: You are in trouble! And you're going to Glove World Jail!
SpongeBob and Patrick: [gasps] Glove World Jail?
SpongeBob: I thought that was an urban myth.
Patrick: You mean an urban truth.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Glove me! [The officer puts SpongeBob and Patrick in handcuffs. An elevator emerges from beneath the stage. SpongeBob, Patrick, and the three officers enter the elevator.] Jail time jack pot! [they high-five]
Officer #1: Please don't do that.
[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle as the elevator closes and descends into an underground jail. The elevator door opens to reveal that SpongeBob and Patrick have tangled Officer #1 in their handcuffs.]
SpongeBob: Sorry.
Patrick: Yeah, he's sorry.
[The officer takes SpongeBob and Patrick into Glove World Jail and throws them in a cell. They hit the wall, breaking their handcuffs, and fall into a ballpit filled with gloves.]
Officer #1: Alright, close number five!
[A small opening appears in the wall and three little gloves come out. SpongeBob and Patrick emerge from the ballpit to watch as the gloves do a little dance, then hop on top of each other and close the cell door. SpongeBob and Patrick cheer for them.]
SpongeBob: Patrick, this is exactly how I always thought Glove Jail would look!
Patrick: [pointing] Look!
[SpongeBob and Patrick lean against the bars and see three animatronic prisoners a nearby cell trying to get a key from an animatronic worm. They then look in the other direction and see two animatronic glove guards pacing back and forth, greeting each other repeatedly. Then they look behind them and see a barrel in the corner. They walk to the barrel and an animatronic old man pops out.]
Animatronic Old Man: Breaking the rules, eh? [laughs] Good for you, matey!
Patrick: Well, I didn't break the rules. I broke a dummy head.
Animatronic Old Man: Breaking the rules, eh? [laughs] Good for you, matey!
Patrick: I just told you! [leans into the barrel] Stop saying that!
Animatronic Old Man: [rams into Patrick as he pops back up] Breaking the rules, eh? [laughs]
Patrick: [grabs the animatronic old man in a choke hold] Shut up, shut up, shut up!
SpongeBob: Oh, not again, Patrick. He's just a robot! They're all robots. We're the only ones here. [A toddler pops out of the ballpit. While SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing, the toddler climbs up onto SpongeBob's head and pulls on his eyelashes.] Aww, hello there! What's a little guy like you doing in jail?
Patrick: Pooping without a license? [he and SpongeBob start laughing] You heard that, right?
SpongeBob: Pooping! License!
[As SpongeBob and Patrick continue to laugh, some other kids rise up from the ballpit. SpongeBob and Patrick notice them and scream in surprise.]
Patrick: Uh, hello?
SpongeBob: Oh, eh... Hello.
Prison Kid #1: Hey, man, what you in for?
SpongeBob: Defacing Glove World property.
Patrick: Allegedly!
SpongeBob: What are you all in for?
Prison Kid #2: [without any arms or legs] I didn't keep my arms and legs inside the ride at all times. [grows back his limbs]
Billy: [with a "Don't Stand Up" sign stuck on his head] I stood up at the top of the roller coaster.
Helen: [breaks the leg off of a doll she's holding] Murdered one! [bites the doll's leg and growls. The other kids take a step back] I'm kidding, I'm just here 'cause I bit the lemonade guy.
Billy: That guy hates kids!
Helen: That's why I bit him. High-five!
[A kid comes up with cotton candy shaped like rats.]
Prison Kid #3: Let's celebrate! Cotton candy rats for everyone!
[The kids start cheering along with SpongeBob and Patrick as the cotton candy falls into Patrick's mouth. Patrick becomes hyper after eating the cotton candy. He jumps into the air.]
SpongeBob: Oh-oh, I think I smell a...
Patrick: Cannonball!
[Patrick jumps into the ballpit as the kids cheer and SpongeBob laughs. He then notices the toddler escaping through the bars and stops laughing.]
SpongeBob: Uh, hey, little guy, come back! You're too little to be on your own! [the toddler walks past an animatronic glove guard] Hey, Patrick, we've gotta...
[SpongeBob looks back and notices the kids playing with Patrick by spinning him around. SpongeBob then stretches his arm to try and grab the key from the animatronic worm, but winds up squeezing through the bars.]
Helen: [notices SpongeBob out of the cell.] Hey, you mugs, it's a jail break! Let's am-scray!
[All the kids escape through the bars, and one of them jumps on SpongeBob's head as he leaves. Patrick, still spinning, runs into the bars and gets tangled in them. He then frees himself and SpongeBob stops him from spinning.]
Patrick: I think I stood up too quick.
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick, we have to go after that escaped little boy!
Patrick: Looks like we all escaped.
SpongeBob: [walks towards a lever] I'll pull the escape alarm. We don't wanna break the law twice. [SpongeBob pulls the lever and the alarm goes off.] Huh?
Patrick: Huh! Is that the kid?
SpongeBob: Ah! That's him! Little boy, come back! I saved you a rat!
[Two repairmen walk by, carrying the pieces of Animatronic Hieronymus.]
Animatronic Hieronymus Glove: I need repair! I need repair! [The repairmen enter a robotics lab. They place Animatronic Hieronymus's body on a chair and set his head down on a table.] I need repair! I need repair! I need repair! I need repair! [One of the repairmen browses his toolbox, pulls out a wrench, and whacks Animatronic Hieronymus's head with it.] Reboot, reboot. [closes his eyes, then opens them and looks around angrily]
Repairman #1: Alright, break time! [tosses his wrench aside]
Animatronic Hieronymus Glove: 'Hey, you greasemonkeys! No tea breaks! Put my head back on my body this bloomin' instant!
Repairman #2: Yeah, we'll get right on that... [mockingly] Gov'nor!
[both repairmen laugh and walk away while Animatronic Hieronymus growls at them. After they leave, the door slams and Animatronic Hieronymus's head falls into a trashcan.]
Animatronic Hieronymus Glove: Whoaaaaaaaa! [Animatronic Hieronymus Glove shines a beam of light from his eye, projecting a memory of Patrick ripping off his head.] If I ever see that pink dimwitted doughboy again, I'll take his bloomin' head off! [turns himself around] Hmph!

Act 2

[The episode continues with the little kid climbing the ladder as SpongeBob follows him. SpongeBob stretches his arms and grabs him.]
SpongeBob: Got you! [SpongeBob climbs back down the ladder as Patrick follows him.] Better hold his hand. That way he won't wonder off. [They both hold the little boy's hand and starts heading back to Glove World Jail, but they get lost.] Hmm? So many doors. [peeks his house through his holes, twists himself, and spins] Which way should we go?
[Two construction workers drive by and four glove testers walk by and start entering on a conveyor belt. Patrick walks towards the conveyor belt.]
Patrick: I wanna ride the slide walk.
SpongeBob: Whoa!
[Patrick hops on the conveyor belt with SpongeBob and the kid. SpongeBob's legs begin to be wobbly.]
Patrick: This is crazy!
SpongeBob and Patrick: [reading a sign] "Danger Glove Testing"?
[SpongeBob and Patrick get excited. Robotic arms appear with goggles. They put them on SpongeBob and Patrick. Another robotic arms put the goggles on the little kid, but they were too big for him. SpongeBob, Patrick, the little kid, and the glove testers enter a room where a guy is hooked into a machine with ray guns. The guy starts laughing a little and gets zapped. SpongeBob covers the little kid's eyes so he won't see. Two robot arms remove the gloves with his okay. SpongeBob, Patrick, the little kid, and the glove testers clap their hands of what they saw.]
Patrick: Most succeed.
[Two robotic arms flatten the glove testers with steeled armor. They do the same with SpongeBob, Patrick, and the little kid. They enter room where it says "Guard Glove Training".]
SpongeBob and Patrick: "Guard Glove Training"?
Man On Speaker: Release the gloves!
[Three gloves-like dogs come up to SpongeBob, Patrick, and the little kid.]
SpongeBob: Aww, they must smell Gary.
[A glove takes a glove tester with him.]
Glove Tester: Tell Mom I love her!
[The armor on SpongeBob, Patrick, and the kid. They then enter a room where a sign says "Sock World Prototype".]
SpongeBob and Patrick: "Sock World Prototype"?
[They enter a room where a sign says "Sock World".]
Man On Speaker: Yes, Sock World. The ake wonder of the seven seas. The experimental prototypes smelly city... of the future. Please keep your nose pins on at all times [Two robot arms put nose pins on SpongeBob and Patrick. Another one puts a nose pin on the little kid.] Seriously, the stink is like... wow!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Stinky sock coasters are like... wow!
SpongeBob: Don't you love it, little guy?
[SpongeBob and Patrick notices the little kid is gone.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Little guy!
Patrick: Oh! Maybe he's hiding in my mouth! [opens his mouth] Is he in there?
SpongeBob: [points and hears the little kid] There he is!
Patrick: Oh, get him out of there! Ah! I'm not hungry yet!
[The little kid is shown in a pile of gloves and runs off. SpongeBob grabs Patrick's hand and runs after the kid.]
SpongeBob: Let's go!
[The little kid enters the robotic lab. He hops into Animatronic Hieronymus Glove's body, then grabs his broken hand, and tries to put it back on. The kid then throws the hand away. Animatronic Hieronymus Glove pops out of the bucket and gets hit by his own hand. The little kid loses control of the body and starts crashing into thing. He then has control over the body and walks out of the lab. Animatronic Hieronymus Glove pops out of the bucket and notices the kid with his body.]
Animatronic Hieronymus Glove: Come, thief! That's Glove World's bloomin' property! [falls back into the bucket]
[SpongeBob and Patrick enters the lab and accidentally letting the kid go.]
SpongeBob: Oh, uh, after you, sir. D'oh, I don't see the kid, Patrick.
Patrick: Pardon me, jets. Did anyone seen a little kid come through?...
[They look around the room and notices a bunch of robot parts.]
SpongeBob: Oh.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Robot Morgue? Cool! [SpongeBob and Patrick pretend to be robots. They walk to hanging robots and handshakes them, but they get electrocuted.] Whoo hoo! [Water is sprayed on them and they turn around and see the little kid with a bucket which it contained the water he splashed on SpongeBob and Patrick. The toddler laughs and runs off.]
Patrick: Hey, did that kid eat a robot? Or did that robot eat a kid?
SpongeBob: Either way, it's probably against the rules. Let's get him!
[They run after the kid as Animatronic Hieronymus Glove pops out of the bucket.]
Animatronic Hieronymus Glove: It's the blinking robot