FitzPatrick/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the The Patrick Star Show episode "FitzPatrick/transcript" from season , which aired on .

[The episode starts with a wedding in the yard outside the Star family house.]
Cecil: My boy! My boy!
Slappy: I love a good wedding. They've got almost as much crying as a good funeral. [laughs]
[Patrick giggles as he winks to the "bride."]
Slappy: Ladies and gentlefish! We are gathered here today to smush two songs together! You may now eat the bride.
Patrick: [Takes something off revealing that the "bride" is a cake]
FitzPatrick: [Jumps out of the cake]
[The audience gasp]
Patrick: FitzPatrick? My long lost evil twin cousin? Is it really you?
FitzPatrick: In the flash my corpolan companion! [laughs]
Squidina: Who is this guy? He ruined our big wedding scene.
Patrick: [Blows raspberry] Relax, Squidina. FitzPatrick is family. I guess.
FitzPatrick: Come on, Patrick. Let's hit the town! I can't remember the last time I saw you!
Patrick: I can't remember remembering.
[The audience eat the cake and leave]
Patrick: So evil twin cousin FitzPatrick, what brings you to town?
FitzPatrick: Oh, you know, I thought I'd assume your identity, ruin your life, standard evil twin stuff.
Patrick: Yeah, that sounds great!
FitzPatrick: Hmm?
Patrick: Hey! While you're doing whatever it was you said, we should hit the Goofy Goober and tie one on!
FitzPatrick: [coughs]
Patrick: Come on!
Patrick: What are you gonna have cous?
FitzPatrick: [grins as he looks at the Goofy Scoopers]
Rock T. Puss: [singing]
[FitzPatrick smashes the table down, causing a sundae to fall on the Goofy Scoopers, who then short circuit. The Goofy Scoopers then begin to perform a rock song despite the lack of guitars. FitzPatrick flies onstage.]
FitzPatrick: [singing]
Goofy Scoopers: [singing]
FitzPatrick: [singing]
Goofy Scoopers: [singing]
FitzPatrick: [singing]
Goofy Scoopers: [singing]
FitzPatrick: [singing]
Goofy Scoopers: [singing]
[FitzPatrick kicks Rock T. Puss' piano and Bongos' drums off stage]
FitzPatrick: [singing]
FitzPatrick and Goofy Scoopers: [singing]
[As FitzPatrick has an evil grin on his face, the Goofy Scoopers explode* behind him. As he walks away and towards Patrick, the kids watching the performance run away. Bongos' arm falls off.]