All That Glitters

Template:Infobox episode Time/Date: June 2, 2006

Time cards shown: None

Characters Present:

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Mr. Krabs
• Squidward
• Spat
• Le Spatula
• Actor as Doctor
• Patrick Star
• Fred
• Gary the Snail
• Bikini Bottomites
• Krusty Krab Customers
• Harold (cameo)
• Vera (cameo)
• Therapist
• Pirate
• Evelyn
• Tina
• John
• Baby Rechid
• Sadie Rechid

Plot

During an Intense day at work, a customer orders a monster Krabby Patty, distressing SpongeBob. SpongeBob's spatula is broken after an attempt to flip the monster patty, resulting in extreme greif from Spongebob. With his favorite kitchen implement out of commission, SpongeBob searches for a temporary replacement(even though he thought no spatula could replace Spat). SpongeBob finds “Le Spatula,” the latest in state-of-the-art cooking tool. The sleek and modern Le Spatula dazzles SpongeBob so completely that he will do anything to own one. After selling everything, SpongeBob attains Le Spatula from the man in the store. He shows it off to Mr. Krabs, but when SpongeBob attempts to flip a krabby patty, Le Spatula refuses stating that krabby patties are disgusting.Le Spatula suddenly grows robotic legs and runs off. Mr. Krabs confronts SpongeBob, and SpongeBob runs off to the hospital, where old Spat lays. The spatula's heart rate flatlines as SpongeBob watches, and SpongeBob cries in agony. Then a doctor appears, and, after some conversation, tells SpongeBob that the spatula in the bed is not SpongeBob's spatula, and that Spat is fixed up and in the infirmary. SpongeBob runs over to Spat, but Spat turns away from SpongeBob. SpongeBob cries he's sorry for buying Le Spatula, claiming it was his moment of weakness. SpongeBob rolls in a fit of tears as he goes back to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob cries in the kitchen, but suddenly, he hears patties flipping. SpongeBob cries in joy as he realizes that Spat is flipping krabby patties, apparently having forgiven SpongeBob. Suddenly, another Monster Krabby Patty is ordered, and SpongeBob turns to Spat. The two attempt to flip the patty, this time succeeding. Suddenly, SpongeBob's arms break off. SpongeBob ends up laughing, ending the episode.

Quotes

• Doctor: Oh I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor who is searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part! (Sighs)
• Mr Krabs: (Enters seeing SpongeBob) What the! Don't you have any shame, boy?!

SpongeBob: Nope! All my shame went in here Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs: "Le Spatuler"

• (SpongeBob is rolling on floor crying)

Other SpongeBob: ( slowly pops up in front of the screen) All that glitters is not gold... (his body goes back down)

• Squidward: Nice outfit, SpongeBob! (Starts laughing)
• (Spongebob cries for five minutes)
• (Spongebob cries in several shots. He appears on top of a cliff and cries. Patrick comes and cries for no reason with him.)

Psychiatrist: Mmm, Mmm. Go on. (Spongebob resumes crying) Mr Krabs: What's so funny, Mr Squidward?
Squidward: Get a load of SpongeBob! (Laughs)

APM music identification

• The Tip Top Polka/Cliff Polka - #1: A customer orders a Monster Krabby Patty.
• Frankenstein's Niece A - Everyone becomes surprised about a 'Monster Patty' order.
• Facing The Challenge - "We can do this! At the count of 3, we flip! Ready...1...2....3!"
• {#10.05} House Of Horror - SpongeBob starts crying uncontrollably when his spatula is broken.
• Hawaiian Cocktail - SpongeBob screams and Patrick joins him.
• Inferno - SpongeBob fights a pirate fish.
• Fates - "There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula."
• Kamakani B - SpongeBob exits the hospital.
• Fanfare For A King - SpongeBob spots Le Spatula.
• On the Beach - SpongeBob walks to work naked.
• Heraldic Overture - SpongeBob reveals Le Spatula.
• Spanish Ladies (b) - "Ooh, that sounds exciting. Let me have a go at it!"
• The Tip Top Polka/Cliff Polka - #2: A customer orders a Krabby Patty.
• Lighting the Fuse (a) & (b) - Le spatula refuses to flip a patty.
• Comic Walk - "I would not dare touch such slop as zees, how you say, Krabby Patty! I am designed for the utmost inculinary cuisine! NO LESS!"
• Stepping Into Danger - Le Spatula escapes the Krusty Krab.
• Whisper from the Past - "I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and grizzle and I betrayed his loyalty...like a fool!"
• {#31} Romantic Ending - "Go now, boy! GO BEFORE I LOSE ALL ME CUSTOMERS!! *cries*"
• Funeral Music - "Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late!"
• Stack of Leis - SpongeBob talks to his old spatula.
• The Legend Spreads - SpongeBob reunites with his old spatula.
• The Tip Top Polka/Cliff Polka - #3: SpongeBob tries flipping a Monster Krabby Patty again.