Prince Shmeat
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Prince Shmeat is a character who appears in the episode "Much Tofu About Nothing."
Description
He is a pink Spam prince with a metal helmet adorned with a red feather. He wears a blue and gold tin can armor with a diagonal yellow stripe, along with gloves and brown shoes.
Role in episode
Prince Shmeat arrives at Jolly King Pork Chop's castle to marry Princess Hamhock, who actually loves Tofu Todd. Shmeat and Todd decide on a competition, "Feats of Meats," to settle who will marry Hamhock. In the first event, archery, Shmeat wins by hitting the bullseye with his eyes closed, while Todd fails to use the bow. In the second game, jousting, Shmeat is thrown off his horse because Hamhock's grease dog, Greasy, shakes grease on the ground. In the final round, barbecue battle, Shmeat knocks Todd far away with a ham, preventing him to continue the competition, so Hamhock steps in to take his place. In the battle, Hamhock tricks Shmeat to turn around, and opens his tin can. Humiliated in front of the crowd, Shmeat runs away but slips on a banana peel that Greasy had placed. After he falls on the grill, he gets roasted and turns into Spam masubi. The victory is declared invalid because Hamhock competed instead of Todd, so Hamhock must marry Shmeat. However, at the wedding, Patrick appears and eats Shmeat.