Nut Madness/transcript

This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Nut Madness/transcript" from season , which aired on .

[The episode opens at the camp's baseball field. SpongeBob is the pitcher, and Larry is up to bat.]
SpongeBob: Alright, Larry. It's time for my patented, [hits baseball and mitt together] top-secret, genuine, guaranteed unhittable, SquarePants slowball.
Larry: [taps ground with bat] Let 'er rip, SpongeBob.
Crowd: [cheering]
SpongeBob: [sends the baseball through his body, snorts to catch it, spins his wrist, then throws the ball, sending it flying in slow-motion]
Gary: [outpacing the baseball]
Larry: [sips drink, then hits the baseball into the air, laughs as he runs the bases]
Patrick: [running backwards with mitt, hat falls off] Oh, I got it, I got it, I-- [hears a car horn and spots an ice cream truck] What? Ooh, [points] ice cream! [takes off mitt and runs after the ice cream truck]
Campers: [running and cheering]
Harvey: Go, go! Ice cream, ice cream! My favorite!
Elwood: [a baseball hits him in the head, making him fall over]
Ice cream man: [driving truck, puts away map] Eh, I always forget how long the drive is here. There better be enough kids to make it worth the trip. [stops as the campers crowd and climb his truck]
Bubble Bass: [head pops out of the driving panel] Ice cream!
Ice cream man: Here you go, kid. [puts a strawberry ice cream cone in Bubble Bass' mouth; hears banging in the back] Oh.
Campers: [chanting] Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream!
[Several dents are made from the campers in the back.]
Anchovies: [seen through the windows, meeping]
Ice cream man: [holds up ice cream scoops in his hands] Wah! Ice cream comin' up! [runs off]
Campers: [lift up window] Ice cream!
Ice cream: [jumps in the air] Yah! [grabs ice cream scoops and sends them in the campers' mouths]
Campers: [throw pennies into the truck]
Ice cream man: [repeatedly catches the pennies] Ha-ha! [puts the pennies in his coin holder]
[The ice cream truck shoots ice cream at several campers, feeding them. The campers walk away, satisfied.]
Ice cream man: [chuckles, stashes more pennies] That oughta be the last of 'em. [notices banging from the back of the truck, whimpers]
Patrick: [lifting ice cream truck repeatedly, pulling at the back door handles]
Ice cream man: [poster of Patrick with a red no symbol on top of him] That kid's on the no soft serve list. I better cheese it. [puts a foot on the gas]
Patrick: [licking the truck, grabs onto it as the ice cream man tries to get away]
Ice cream man: [SpongeBob lands on his front windshield] Whoa!
SpongeBob: Ice cream?
Ice cream man: [screams, uses windshield wiper to hit SpongeBob off, to no avail; shifts gears to start driving the truck]
Patrick: [screaming]
Ice cream man: [to SpongeBob, trying to look past him] Get away, kid. I can't see!
Sandy: [exits the outhouse, sighs] I gotta invent an easier way to use the outhouse while I'm inside my suit.
Patrick: [screams as he and SpongeBob are sent flying into some cacti]
SpongeBob: Whoa! [both land]
Ice cream: [steps out of the truck, falls down on his face, then gets up, walking disoriented]
Sandy: Huh? [sniffs, her eyes turn into peanuts, then swirls; begins growling and tackles the ice cream man]
Ice cream man: [flees to the outhouse]
Sandy: [turns feral, roars]
Ice cream man: What the--?
Sandy: [roars, hits the outhouse to break it into pieces]
Ice cream man: [whimpers]
Sandy: [roaring in the ice cream man's face] Peanuts! [picks up the ice cream man]
Ice cream man: [screams]
SpongeBob: [emerges from the cacti with Patrick] Oh, hi, Sandy.
Patrick: Something seems different about you. Did you curl your tail? You look great.
Sandy: [roars, notices the ice cream man escaped] Huh? Huh?
Ice cream man: [panting, flailing while fleeing]
Sandy: [roars in anger] Nut! [runs after the ice cream man]
Patrick: Huh, some people need to learn how to take a compliment.
SpongeBob: Oh, no. Seeing the Goober truck guy in his peanut costume must've shorted out Sandy's squirrel brain. She's gone feral.
Sandy: [grunting while running]
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. We gotta save the ice cream guy.
Patrick: [unsticks his finger from his belly button] Hm?
SpongeBob and Patrick: [high-five] Ice cream! [laugh while running away]
Kevin: [sitting on a log with his ice cream, sighs]
Ice cream man: [running away] Help, help, help, help, help, help me!
Sandy: [chasing after the ice cream man]
Kevin: [flinches and drops his ice cream] Holy kelp shakes.
Campers: Huh?
Kevin: [points] Sandy's attacking the ice cream guy. We have to stop her! [jumps onto rock] Campers, [points] after her!
[The campers run after Sandy. SpongeBob and Patrick run as well, and Patrick inhales the dropped ice creams before continuing. The campers chase after Sandy, and Kevin swings a lasso to grab Sandy. Some of them jump onto her, and get kicked off. SpongeBob jumps onto Sandy, who kicks Patrick away.]
SpongeBob: Whoa, easy there, Sandy.
Patrick: [swings around Sandy's helmet and lands on her]
Sandy: [swipes hand like a bull and hits several campers like bowling pins, then kicks SpongeBob and Patrick off]
Ice cream man: [next to a cabin, panting, wipes sweat] Phew. [gets slobbered on] Now, that was a close-- Huh?
Sandy: [drooling while grabbing onto the cabin wall]
Ice cream man: --one? [gets picked up by Sandy, screams, then gets eaten]
Sandy: [runs away into the kelp]
[Bubble transition to later, where Sandy is back to normal, disoriented.]
Sandy: [groans]
Campers: [groaning while lying on the floor]
Sandy: [sighs] What just happened?
Patrick: [he and SpongeBob get up] Oh, well, you saw a guy dressed like a big nut, and your brain went all [points fingers at head, eyes crossed] scramblies, and you went [roars], and everyone was like [screams and runs around briefly], and then [bangs fists] smash, crash, [jumps] boom! And then, it was now.
Sandy: Well, that explains it. I must've gone nut crazy and buried that [takes ice cream man's hat from her helmet] poor peanut man somewhere.
Bubble Bass: Hmph. Classic squirrel move. [points away] Good thing there's plenty of ice cream left in the truck.
Patrick: The truck? Oh, I finished that.
Campers: [look at the ice cream truck] Huh?
[The ice cream truck is shown completely barren, only its frame left, which collapses.]
Campers: Aw.
Patrick: [burps out the steering wheel]
SpongeBob: Well, gang, looks like if we ever want to have more ice cream, we're gonna have to dig up the Goober truck guy!
Campers: Yay!
SpongeBob: So, uh, [to Sandy] do you remember where you buried him?
[Cut to the ice cream man in pitch dark. His eyes open, and he looks around.]
Ice cream man: Huh? Where am I? [turns on flashlight to reveal he is buried in the ground in his suit] Huh, of course. Buried alive, again. [takes out an ice cream scoop] Well, I knew the risks when I took the job. [begins scraping at his costume with the scoop]
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy looking around.]
SpongeBob: Hello? Mr. Goober truck sir?
Patrick: Where are you, ice cream man? I need you!
SpongeBob: Do any of these hundreds of identical trees ring a bell, Sandy?
Sandy: Uh, well, I think this spot looks familiar. Maybe I buried him here?
Patrick: [digs a hole in the ground, which they all look in]
SpongeBob and Sandy: Huh?
[A treasure chest is seen.]
Sandy: [waves hand] Aw, it's just treasure.
Patrick: [kicks sand to bury the hole, then digs another one nearby]
All: [look inside the hole] Huh?
Satan: [laughing and dancing near some fire, then notices the trio] Huh? Oh, uh, boo?
Patrick: Well, this guy doesn't have ice cream.
Satan: Oh, ice cream? I'll sell you some ice cream. And it will only cost you your soul! [cackles]
[The hole gets buried.]
Satan: Oh.
Patrick: [steps on hole] That is it! I'm only digging 237 more holes, and then I am done!
[Bubble transition to the ice cream man digging underground with his scoop. He hits some metal, then presses a button on his scoop to make it behave like a drill. He carves a hole into the metal to create a hole. He crawls through Plankton's lab as he uses a drill on a machine, and carves another hole on the other side to escape. Karen looks at him, then goes back to reading her novel.]
French Narrator: [narrating time card] 237 holes later...
[The trio has digged several holes, and are exhausted.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [groan exhausted, then collapse on the ground]
Sandy: Oh, sorry, fellers. I just plum don't recall where I buried him.
Patrick: I can't go the rest of the summer without ice cream. I just can't! [breaks shovel in half and tosses it, crosses arms] It's not fair that I have to suffer, just because Sandy went nuts!
SpongeBob: [jumps up] That's it, Patrick! Maybe seeing another nut will jog Sandy's memory.
Sandy: Well, it's worth a try. Anything to get the cattle back in the memory barn.
SpongeBob: [pulls his kerchief to make him shaped like a peanut] Alright, Sandy, anything coming back to you?
Patrick: [laughing and clapping] It did! [points] Look!
Sandy: [now feral again, roars in SpongeBob's face, picks him up, and puts him in her mouth]
Patrick: Sandy! Don't forget to remember the ice cream. You know, the [moves hands to create bubbles in the shape of a peanut around his body] peanut guy? [turns into a peanut from Sandy's perspective]
Sandy: [growling]
Patrick: Why are you looking at me like that?
Sandy: [roars]
Patrick: [screams and runs away]
Sandy: [tries to catch Patrick and fails]
Patrick: Rampaging squirrel coming through--! [hits a rock and falls down]
Sandy: [roars]
Campers: [whimper]
Patrick: [groans, then gets picked up by Sandy and gets swallowed]
Campers: [tossing ice creams as they run away]
Camper: [turns into a peanut from Sandy's perspective, screams as he gets swallowed]
Sandy: [roars]
Campers: [all screaming and running around]
Sandy: [roaring and running while chasing some campers]
Purple camper: [trips over a vine and gets left behind] Wait! Help.
Orange camper: Huh? [reaches out arm] No!
Pink camper: [grabs orange camper's shoulders] Leave him. [both run away]
Purple camper: [yells]
Green camper: [jumps into a boat and begins rowing, but doesn't move and gets taken by Sandy into some kelp, screaming]
[Mr. Krabs is listening to music on his headphones in his office as the chaos occurs. Elwood is blowing a bubble from a wand as he is taken from underneath the cabin.]
Elwood: [yells]
Pink girl camper: [zip-lining] Whoo-hoo! [screams as Sandy eats her on the end of the zip-line]
Pink camper: [enters a cabin and runs away, whimpering]
Orange camper: [in window] Help. [screams as he is taken away]
Yellow girl camper: [banging on cabin door] Let me in! Let me in! [gets taken away] Oh!
Pink camper: [whimpers from underneath a blanket, then lifts it; looks to see the coast is clear, then wipes sweat off of his head] Phew. [gets taken by Sandy from inside the bed, screams]
[Bubble transition to Sandy being back to normal again.]
Sandy: [disoriented] Whoa. [moves jaw] What happened? Why are my cheeks all sore? And where did everybody go? Aw, I must've buried everyone. Now I'll never find 'em.
Ice cream man: [digs his way to the surface]
Sandy: Huh?
Ice cream man: [emerges, then screams, waving scoop] Please don't eat me!
Sandy: Mm.
Ice cream man: Aw, poor kid. You look like you had a pretty tough day, too. [holding ice cream sandwich] Want some ice cream? [blows dirt off ice cream sandwich]
Sandy: [takes ice cream sandwich] Aw, thanks, mister.
Ice cream man: [gets his own ice cream sandwich] Say, where is everyone? [sits down] Weren't there more of you kids out here?
Sandy: There were, but I went all nut mad and buried 'em somewhere. [both eat their ice cream sandwiches] Prob'ly will never find 'em.
Ice cream man: Yeah, I hate it when that happens. Uh, maybe you should try lookin' [points] there, near that wiggling leg.
[A camper's leg wiggles, and so do several more. The ground begins to shake.]
Ice cream man: [pointing down] You don't think--? [the ground rises] Huh?
[The sand mound explodes, sending campers into the air as they soon fall. SpongeBob and Patrick drop down in front of Sandy and the ice cream man.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Ooh, ice cream! [inhales the two ice cream sandwiches]
Ice cream man: [facepalms] Oh, no. Not you two again! [leaps and digs into the ground with his scoop]
SpongeBob: [waving] Okay, bye, Mr. Goober truck guy. See you next time!
Sandy: [picks up SpongeBob] SpongeBob! Boy, am I glad to see you. The emotional weight of buryin' all my friends alive was starting to get to me. [sets SpongeBob down]
SpongeBob: Eh, you can't let the little things drive ya nuts, am I right? [both laugh]
[The camera pans down to reveal Elwood buried underground.]
Elwood: This is fun! [camera irises out]