SpongeBob: Patty Pursuit/transcript

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This article is the transcript of the video game, SpongeBob: Patty Pursuit, which was released on May 29, 2020. Singular brackets ([]) indicate speech that is different from the text.

Bikini Bottom

Start of Journey

[Conch Street appears, then the scene switches to SpongeBob sleeping in his bed while his alarm clock ticks.]
SpongeBob: IIIIII'M READY!
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Good morning to you too, Gary! [Oh, good morning to you too, Gary!] Ready for your breakfast?
Gary: Meow.
Patrick: Oh uh... Hi SpongeBob! I was going to feed Gary for you but someone ate all of his food. [I was gonna feed Gary for you but...someone ate all of his food.] And now we're both still hungry!
SpongeBob: [laughs] Well, you guys will just have to come to the Krusty Krab with me, so I can make you some Krabby Patties! [Well, you guys will just have to come to the Krusty Krab with me, so I can make you some Krabby Patties!]
Patrick: Hooray!
Gary: Meow. [Me-meow!]
[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary head over to it just as Sandy arrives.]
SpongeBob: Gooooood morning, Sandy!
Sandy: Boy, am I glad to see you SpongeBob! I'm hungrier than a bronco after bustin' day!
SpongeBob: You're in luck, Sandy! [Well, you're in luck, Sandy!] Because when it comes to slinging hash for my best friends, IIIIIII'M REA—
[The Krusty Krab explodes.]
SpongeBob: [coughs] Mr. Krabs? Is that you? [[coughs] Mr. Krabs? [coughs] Is that you?]
Plankton: Of course not, you fool! It is I—
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff?
Plankton: What? No! Plankton! I'm Plankton! And I've stolen the precious KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!!! And since I'm tired of you always foiling my evil plans, this time I have a surprise for you, SpongeBob! My army of loyal cousins have taken your friends captive! Now you have to choose...save everyone you love, or stop me before I open this bottle! [evil laughing] And seriously, how long could that take? [And seriously, I mean how long could that take?] I mean look at this thing, it's tiny!
SpongeBob: Oh no! Save the formula, or save my friends? What do I do?
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Do both, or you're fired!
Patrick: Help me! I didn't get my second breakfast! [Help me! I didn't get my second breakfast! [sobs]]
Mr. Krabs: Fiiiirreeeeeed...!
SpongeBob: Wait, Plankton! Come back! Please? [Wait! Plankton, come back! [sobs] Please?]

Patrick Joins

SpongeBob: Patrick! I'm so glad you're OK! [Patrick, I'm so glad you're OK!]
Patrick: Thank goodness you're here, SpongeBob! [Oh, thank goodness you're here, SpongeBob!] I'm hungry, let's grab some lunch.
SpongeBob: Not now, Patrick! We have to track down Plankton and our friends! Did you see which way they went?
Patrick: I think they were headed to Jellyfish Fields... Oh! We can get fresh jelly while we're there! [Oh! Hey, we can get some fresh jelly while we're there!] I'll just make some toast before we go.
SpongeBob: [angry at Patrick's choice] Patrick, our friends!
Patrick: Oh yeah, sorry! [Oh hey-yeah, sorry.] Let's ride! [he and SpongeBob head to Jellyfish Fields in search of Plankton.]

Robot Run-In

[SpongeBob runs to a stop and sees Plankton inside his robot-self.]
Plankton: You can't defeat me, SpongeBob! I'm an evil super genius! [laughs]
SpongeBob: I'm sure we can work something out, Plankton! [Oh, I'm sure we can work something out, Plankton! [giggles nervously]] Now just hand over that formula!
[after defeating Plankton's robot self... After Plankton's robot destroys itself in pieces, an escape pod with Plankton inside zooms out of the debris]
Plankton: [sympathetically] Oh no, what's this? [Oh, no. What's this?] An escape pod? [SpongeBob arrives to confront Plankton] (laughs) I told you I was a genius, SpongeBob! You lose! [laughs again] Byeeeeee! [BYEEEE!] [leaves the scene]
SpongeBob: Nooooo! [NOOOOO!] [fade out to black]

Jellyfish Fields

When unlocked

SpongeBob: Ooh, let's check out Jellyfish Fields next!

Squidward Joins

Squidward: [sighs] Well, I suppose being rescued by SpongeBob is better than nothing.
SpongeBob: Squidward! I'm so happy to see you! Are you all right?
Squidward: I'm fine! It was actually nice to have the afternoon off from work. Though that cage was a little cramped... Anyway, I saw Plankton's cousins head towards Glove World. So...off you go! [Anyway, I saw Plankton's cousins heading towards Glove World!. So, off you go.]
SpongeBob: Thanks for the hot tip, Squidward! [as SpongeBob heads towards Glove World!, Squidward goes the other way to go back to his house, but his path is blocked by four of Plankton's cousins]
Squidward: Uh...on second thought, I'm coming with you, SpongeBob. [Uh! On second thought, I'm coming with you, SpongeBob!] Wait for me! [Squidward goes back to SpongeBob and goes with him to Glove World!]

Glove World

When unlocked

SpongeBob: Oh boy! I've got two tickets to Glove World! Let's go!

Sandy Joins

SpongeBob: Sandy! Thank Neptune you're okay! Did you see which way Plankton's cousins went?
Sandy: I heard them mention Rock Bottom.
SpongeBob: Care to join me, Sandy? I sure could use some of your black belt Kah-Rah-Tay skills, and besides... I bought my two for one admission ticket today.
Sandy: Count me in, SpongeBob. It's time to chop some chowder heads! [karate kicks SpongeBob, then him and Sandy go to Rock Bottom]

Rock Bottom

When unlocked

SpongeBob: Rock [raspberry] Bottom! [raspberry]

Dutchman's Ship

When unlocked

SpongeBob: Th-Th-The Flying Dutchman! [gulps] Just remember: Scary equals funny! [chuckles]

Chum Bucket

When unlocked

SpongeBob: The Chum Bucket! This is it! Let's get that formula back!

Treasure Pursuit

Mr. Krabs: [cries] Ohhhh. Almost time for the lunch rush, and me restaurant's still exploded...
SpongeBob: Hey, I've got an idea! Treasure!
Mr. Krabs: Treasure? [SpongeBob shows Mr. Krabs the map to the treasure; giggles] Nice work, boy-o! Get out there and find me enough gold to fix the Krusty Krab!
SpongeBob: So many more coins to find!
[Mr. Krabs giggles again. Unseen to him and SpongeBob, three of Plankton's cousins spy on him and hatch a plan to get the map. They hmm and laugh evilly and SpongeBob notices.]
SpongeBob: Oh, no! What are you doing here?! [Oh no! What are you doing here?]
Plankton's cousin: Get him!
[Plankton's cousins leap out of the rock and take the map, and ripping it to pieces.]
SpongeBob: Whoa. NOOOOOO! [Whoa! Noooo!] Oh, barnacles!

Tropical Trouble

The Final Battle

SpongeBob: [runs and stops to see a certain someone] Ahoy, sailor! Wait a minute, Grandma Plankton?!
Lily Plankton: Oh, thank Neptune you're here, swabby. I was hoping you'd come. [Thank Neptune you're here, swabby. I was hoping you'll come.
SpongeBob: Oh no, do you need my help? [Oh no! Do you need my help?]
Lily Plankton: [walks away thinking, then turns back to SpongeBob] Oh yes, as a matter of fact, I could use your help... [Oh yes. As a matter of fact, I could use your help...] [evilly] Counting all of your treasure on my ship! (YO-HO! YAR-HAR! YA-HA!) [Counting all your treasure on my ship! [laughs evilly]]
SpongeBob: [gasps] So it was you! Give back the treasure so we can fix the Krusty Krab! [Lily walks back to her ship, and SpongeBob runs after her, preparing the final battle]

A Winter Waterland

A Fistful of Chocolates

The Case of the Missing Sponge

Detective Needed

[Another usual day at the Krusty Krab. Patrick opens the front door looking worried, and holding a "Krabby Kronicle" newspaper]
Patrick: My best friend is missing! I can't sleep. I can't think. I can't eat... Hey, can I have a Krabby Patty?
Mr. Krabs: [sees the newspaper. SpongeBob is missing!] What about me customers?! This is coming out of his paycheck! Squidward! Go and find me fry cook! Or you're fired!
[Bubble transition to the streets. The sky is gray and clouds have rain pouring down, as if it is a noir. Squidward and Patrick are on a building, wearing detective clothes.]
Patrick: The study of crime begins with the knowledge of one sponge. If I was a yellow sea sponge, where would I go?
Squidward: What have I been dragged into again...
[close-up of the two, with convincing faces from them both.]
Patrick: [with shades over his eyes] The night is darkest just before dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming... I think. [he and Squidward go to rescue SpongeBob]

The Final Twist

[Patrick and Squidward arrive at the dump. The rain is still going.]
SpongeBob: [voice heard] Wh... Where am I? Is somebody there?
[Cut to inside the dump owner's office. SpongeBob is tied up to a chair by an enemy seen in Levels 1, 3, and 8. The enemy looks like Fred, with villain clothes thinking it's the noir still.]
SpongeBob: [with only one eye not seen] Oh, I see. It's some kind of game, right?! OOOOOH I love games! [covers his other eye with the tie, and gets his hands behind his pants]
The Abductor: [angry at SpongeBob for the obstacles he cleared in the levels] You think it's a game, SquarePants? Soon, you won't be laughing!
SpongeBob: Ah it tickles! [[laughs] That tickles!] Hahahaha! [but then...]
[Patrick and Squidward burst through the door.]
Patrick: We are justice! [to the Abductor, who is cuffed-up] We got you, Dump-man! Now tell us why you took our friend!
Squidward: His friend.
The Abductor: I'm sick of cleaning up after youse twos! You two nitwits [addressing SpongeBob and a friend] never stop destroying everything and I'm the one who has to fix all your nonsense!
[As the Abductor speaks, the levels that he appears in are seen as images, and he is getting angry in all of them, as SpongeBob destroys everything in his path. Bubble transition to Patrick and Squidward taking the Abductor to the brink. SpongeBob is still tied up to the chair.]
Squidward: I can't believe we actually made it.
SpongeBob: [woozy] Guys? [the end of the Tale of the Deep]

Mr. Krabs' Vacations

The Vacation Heist

[SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy and Mr. Krabs, with the latter driving in a boatmobile, are away from Bikini Bottom. The boatmobile has a tralier containing summer stuff and some sacks of money, and Patrick is sitting in front of the things that are tied together]
SpongeBob: I can't believe we're going on vacation! Thank you again, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Anything for me hard-working staff!
Squidward: [annoyed] What about a vacation with paid time off?
Mr. Krabs: Anything but that! [horn honks] Besides, me money could use some fresh air. I can already feel the salty breeze in me nostrils!
[Bubble transition to a tropical island with certain characters doing activities.]
Sandy: [with a surfboard, heading to the sea to catch some waves] Woo-hoo! This beach is perfect for surfing!
Patrick: [with flowers around his neck] Where's the all-you-can-eat buffet?
SpongeBob: [in his red beach trunks] This is gonna be the BEST VACAY EVER!
Squidward: [lays a towel on the sandy floor] Ugh, why did I let myself get dragged along? Oh well, at least I have my towel.
Mr. Krabs: I should check on the precious cargo in me trailer. [as soon as he arrived at the trailer, the sacks of money are gone, leaving Mr. Krabs worried] Wait, where's me money? It's gone!
Squidward: What do you mean it's gone?
Sandy: Someone must have taken it!
[Mr. Krabs looks over a bush to see the Flying Dutchman's ship floating in the grass.]
Mr. Krabs: Hold on, that's the Flying Dutchman's ship! I need to get me money back from that scoundrel! Don't worry, me darling dollars, Daddy's on the way!

The Secret Life of Gary

Just an Average Morning

[Morning in SpongeBob's house. He has woken up and ready to start another day.]
SpongeBob: Good morning, world! Good morning, sun! Good morning, Gary! Every day's a new day to have the BEST. DAY. EVER!
[SpongeBob then goes down to the kitchen and makes Gary breakfast.]
SpongeBob: Right, Gary?
Gary: Meow.
[SpongeBob, with Krusty Krab hat on, exits his front door.]
SpongeBob: I'm ready, I'm ready... [I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.] [his voice becomes more distant as he shuts the door, and the camera pans to Gary, who opens his food bowl to find posters that feature a festival taking place (seen in Mr. Krabs' Vacations). Gary smiles and opens the front door to go to the festival]

Joining Spot

Gary: Meow? [Meow, me-meow meow?]
Spot: [barks]
Gary: Meow? [Meow, me-meow meow?]
[Spot barks again, then he and Gary rush to the festival.]

Let's Rock!

[Inside a trailer, Gary and Spot see Mary from "Gary in Love" putting on lipstick, and a jellyfish strumming a guitar. Soon, it was concert time, and Gary, Mary, Spot and the jellyfish play in front of a delightful crowd.]
Gary: [sings] Meooow! [Meow, me-meow meow!]
Mary: Meow! [Gary again meows "Meow, me-meow meow."]
Spot: [barks, but no sound is heard] Bark bark! [back at the pineapple, Gary smiles after having a delightful concert, just as SpongeBob got back from work. He then holds Gary]
SpongeBob: I'm exhausted, what a day! How was yours, Gary?
Gary: [meows, as if he was telling his owner he had a normal day]
SpongeBob: Lucky you Gary! Sometimes I wish I were a snail like you...so I can spend my days peacefully at home! [iris out on an unimpressed Gary]