SpongeBob SquarePants featuring Nicktoons: Globs of Doom/transcript

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This article is the transcript of the video game, SpongeBob SquarePants featuring Nicktoons: Globs of Doom

Intro Cutscene

[We see the "In the deepest reaches of space..." title, then we see orange meteors coming to Earth, then we see Bikini Bottom where SpongeBob and Squidward are going to work.]
SpongeBob: Ah, Squidward. What a day
Squidward: Pffffft.
SpongeBob: What a life.
Squidward: It would be if I didn't have to go to work.
SpongeBob: Isn't it just a great day? Hey, Squidward, what's...
[Orange splat thing falls on Squidward, revealing to be a Morphoid.]
SpongeBob: ...that stuff?
Squidward: [controlled by Morphoid] SpongeBob. SpongeBob.
[SpongeBob runs away and hides behind a building.]
SpongeBob: I think we're going to be late for work.
[Patrick comes.]
Patrick: SpongeBob, what's happening? What is this stuff?
SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. But whatever you do, Don't let it touch you!
Patrick: Well, I'm trying not to. Why? [points at Squidward]
Squidward: SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: That's why.
Patrick: What are we gonna do?
[Jimmy Neutron comes out of a portal.]
SpongeBob: Jimmy Neutron!
Jimmy: Quick! Through the portal!
SpongeBob: Wait! What about Squidward?
Jimmy: You can only help by coming with me to Volcano Island. Now!
[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Jimmy go through the portal, then we see the Morphoids falling on the whole Bikini Bottom. Later, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Jimmy are on Volcano Island's Mawgu Lair.]
SpongeBob: The Mawgu Lair!
Jimmy: Don't touch that! I haven't figured out what it does yet. I've established our makeshift headquarters here.
SpongeBob: How come we need headquarters?
[Danny Phantom runs in.]
Danny: We're all under attack. Jimmy's home in Retroville. Mine in Amity Park.
[Tak walks in.]
Tak: Even Pupanunu.
[The Evil Syndicate walks in.]
Technus: All of us are threatened!
Danny: Technnus! Beautiful Gorgeous!
Tak: Traloc.
SpongeBob: Plankton!
Beautiful Gorgeous: Yes, yes, you know us.
Jimmy: Okay, let's be civil. I invited the Evil Syndicate here for a reason.
Tak: But they're evil.
Patrick: How can you be so sure the Evil Syndicate are evil?
SpongeBob: I'd say the "evil" part of the name's a dead giveaway.
Technus: All our homes are threatened. The only way to defeat this enemy is to join forces.
Jimmy: We all gotta work together on this one.
[Zim and Dim Membrane walk in.]
Zim: Me and Dib will help too.
[Zim walks over to SpongeBob.]
SpongeBob: You're joining our side?
Zim: I am a superior life form from the planet Irk. I'm not evil, just uh… uh… curious.
[Dib walks over to Plankton.]
Plankton: You're joining our side?
Dib: I fight aliens. If Zim's over there, then I'm over here.
SpongeBob: Okay, so we're all working together to stop this stuff. What do ya got?
Technus: We've been tracking them for a while now. They're called Morphoids.
[A crashing sound is heard as everyone sees the Wise Old Crab walk in.]
Wise Old Crab: Oh, visitors. I didn't hear the doorbell. You don't know how this think works, do ya?
Jimmy: Mawgu technology. Its old, but if I can get the sequence right, I think I can adapt it to help us fight the Morphoids.
[Jimmy begins typing on the computer as Beautiful Gorgeous talks to Tak.]
Beautiful Gorgeous: So, what do you do when you're not being a hero?
Tak: On my off time I practice the ancient art of Juju.
SpongeBob: Sounds like you got it working.
[The machine scans SpongeBob and receives a weapon.]
SpongeBob: A bubble blow wand. I'm ready!
Jimmy: With irradiated bubble solution. Impressive! It scans your molecular make up to create a custom weapon imbedded with Mawgu technology.
Beautiful Gorgeous: A personality scan with weapons to match? I'm next! Alright, hit it hair boy.
[The machine scans Beautiful Gorgeous and she receives a weapon.]
Beautiful Gorgeous: A megaphone? I get a megaphone? What do you think I look like? A cheerleader?
Tak: This is some powerful Juju. Light me up.
[The machine scans Tak and receives a weapon.]
Tak: Whoa! Mawgu Juju.
SpongeBob: Well Boo hoo for the goo! Come on! I'm ready! I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's save Bikini Bottom!

Bikini Bottom Cutscene 1

[SpongeBob and Beautiful Gorgeous are in Bikini Bottom and encounter Bubble Bass eating a Krabby Patty.]
Bubble Bass: I love Krabby Patties.
[Bubble Bass takes a bite of his Krabby Patty and checks his bag. While he is not looking, Morphoid slime lands on the patty.]
SpongeBob: [screaming] No!
[Bubble Bass eats the patty and he mutates. His head is covered in Morphoid slime and he grows giant and walks off.]
SpongeBob: Bubble Bass must be heading straight for the Krusty Krab.

Bikini Bottom Cutscene 2

[In the Mawgu lair, Plankton is nearly stepped on by the Wise Old Crab.]
Plankton: You blasted crustacean. Watch where you're walking?
Wise Old Crab: Sorry little one. You're so small I hardly saw ya.
Plankton: Little one! Out of my way. You will bow to Plankton. Eventually.
[Plankton walks over to the machine as Jimmy types on the keyboard. It scans Plankton and he receives a hammer.]
Plankton: A hammer? I don't want a hammer.
Jimmy: Don't be so one-eyed about it. The Mawg enhancement means that you've got something you always wanted.
Plankton: But this isn't the Krabby Patty secret recipe.
Jimmy: No. Size.
[Plankton and his hammer grow slightly larger.]
Plankton: Yes! Now I can crush my enemies and take over the world! laughs
[The camera zooms out to show Plankton wasn't much taller than SpongeBob.]
Plankton: Hey what gives?
Dib: Move it! Time to let the paranormal expert show you how its done.
[Dib walks over to the machine as Jimmy types on the keyboard. The machine scans Dib and he receives his weapon.]
Beautiful Gorgeous: [laughs] A balloon launcher. After you save the universe, you can make a living doing kids parties.
[Zim walks over to Jimmy.]
Zim: Inferior human, give me my weapon.
[Jimmy types on the keyboard and the machine scans Zim and he receives his weapon.]
Technus: A plunger?
Zim: Not just any plunger. This is the Plunger of Doom!
Plankton: Come on. The Chum Bucket's in danger.

Bikini Bottom Cutscene 3

[Outside the Krusty Krab, the group watches as Bubble Bass clutches his stomach.]
Traloc: Yes!
SpongeBob: Yes!
[Bubble Bass groans as he vomits Morphoid slime.]
SpongeBob: I mean No!
[The slime lands on SpongeBob, but he remains normal.]
Danny: The goo's all over you, but you're not mutating.
Jimmy: It has to be you're unique sponge-like characteristics that somehow make you immune to the goo's mutating effects.
SpongeBob: Yuck! Now I know how a pancake feels under all that syrup.
[In the Mawgu Lair.]
SpongeBob: No! Look. [possessed by Globulous Maximus] Your world will end! My globs of doom will rain over your world and take control. [laughs]
[SpongeBob snaps out of the trance.]
Zim: Good voice.
Tak: SpongeBob, are you okay?
SpongeBob: I think so.
Wise Old Crab: Follow me. I have something to show you.
[The Wise Old Crab goes over to a door and pulls a feather from his back and tries to open the door with it.]
Wise Old Crab: Sorry. Don't know what I was thinking.
[The Wise Old Crab pulls out a key and opens the door, revealing a giant robot.]
Plankton: What's that?
Jimmy: It looks like a giant robot.
Wise Old Crab: That's the Vessel of Portentia.
[The Wise Old Crab bangs on the robot and the chest opens up.]
Wise Old Crab: There are four pieces missing. If you collect them, and get this thing working, you could stop the Morphoids.
Traloc: He's as crazy as a coconut, but I like how he's thinking.
Jimmy: Come on then. We got a robot to build.

Zim's Town Cutscene 1

[In Zim's Town, a giant Morphoid walks by the Skool. The group sees GIR playing with a piece of the Vessel of Portentia shaped like a taco.]
GIR: Taco! Taco!
Zim: GIR! Unhand that taco! We need it.
[GIR proceeds to put the piece down, only for Morphoid slime to fall on him. He then emerges possessed and runs off with the piece.]
Jimmy: He's under the control of the Morphoids!
Dib: You know, I always wanted to say this. Attack!

Zim's Town Cutscene 2

[Outside of Zim's house, Morphoid slime falls out the window and lands on SpongeBob.]
SpongeBob: Hey! Do I have a sign on me that says "Goo Sponge"? What's happening?
[The scene transitions to the Morphoid lair.]
SpongeBob: We got it! The first piece of the Vessel of... [possessed by Globulous Maximus] But it will not be enough to stop me from smothering your insignificant planet!
Zim: Hey! You will not imitate me!
Jimmy: His absorption of the goo is creating a wave link to whomever is controlling the Morphoids. Its speaking through him.
Patrick: SpongeBob! Snap out of it! [holds a Krabby Patty up to SpongeBob's nose] Mmmm. Smell that Krabby Patty. Breathe it in SpongeBob. Breathe it in.
[SpongeBob shakes his head and returns to normal.]
SpongeBob: Where am I?
[Danny runs in and points to a monitor showing Amity Park being invaded.]
Danny: Its where we're going that's important. Amity Park. The second piece of the Vessel of Portentia has got to be there somewhere.

Amity Park Cutscene 1

[In Amity Park, Morphoid slime falls as the group and Ghost Dog try to avoid it.]
Danny: If we don't stop them, they'll destroy Amity Park.
[Ghost Dog sniffs the grounds and Morphoid Slime falls on him, causing him to become possessed.]
Danny: Ghost Dog!
[Ghost Dog enters a nearby yard and digs up the second piece of the Vessel of Portentia.]
Beautiful Gorgeous: It'll take more than a squeaky toy to fix this Danny. The Morphoids control him now.

Amity Park Cutscene 2

[SpongeBob and Tak watch Ghost Dog run past them and into a wall. Morphoid slime flies off Ghost Dog and towards SpongeBob. Time freezes as SpongeBob looks at the audience.]
SpongeBob: I'm no shaman, but I can guess what's gonna happen next.
[Time restarts as the Morphoid slime lands on SpongeBob. The scene transitions to the Mawgu Lair where the Wise Old Crab holds the second piece of the Vessel of Portentia in his claw.]
Wise Old Crab: Say, where'd you get this stuff? [rubs the slime on the piece on himself] Very soothing on the joints.

Retroville Cutscene 1

[At Retroland at night, the group walks down a road when Plankton suddenly screams.]
Jimmy: What is that?
Plankton: Sorry. Sometimes I scare easily okay?
[The group then hears Cindy Vortex screaming and see Jimmy's girl-eating plant, now a giant, holding Cindy and the third piece of the Vessel of Portentia in its vines.]
Jimmy: My girl-eating plant! Its grown to the size of a building.
[The plant swallows the Vessel of Portentia piece as Cindy continues to scream.]
Beautiful Gorgeous: You really need to get control of yourself hon.
Jimmy: We've got to get that piece it just swallowed!
Beautiful Gorgeous: Can you make her stop screaming?

Retroville Cutscene 2

[The giant girl-eating plant vomits Morphoid slime and SpongeBob avoid it.]
SpongeBob: Yeah! Whew. glad it missed me that time.
[A second blob of Morphoid slime falls on SpongeBob.]
SpongeBob: Oh tartar sauce.
Tak: Come on. We've nearly got all the pieces.
[Danny pulls SpongeBob out of the goo and some lands on the screen. It transitions to the Mawgu Lair while Tlaloc and the Wise Old Crab with the third piece of the Vessel of Portentia.]
Wise Old Crab: The third piece. Only one more to go.
[A portal opens up behind the Wise Old Crab and Tlaloc and SpongeBob flies out.]
SpongeBob: Woohoo!
[SpongeBob bumps into the Wise Old Crab and he spins as Tlaloc avoids this.]
Wise Old Crab: Mother.
Tlaloc: He doesn't look good.
[Zim walks up to a dazed SpongeBob.]
Zim: Neither does he.
[SpongeBob shakes his head and returns to normal.]
SpongeBob: He's here! The evil one! Globulous Maximus is here! Fish paste are we doomed! Look.
[Everyone looks at the monitor.]
Patrick: SpongeBob's right. Here comes the jelly and we're the toast.
Jimmy: Not quite. By my calculations, we have just enough time to get to Pupanunu and find the last piece.

Pupanunu Cutscene 1

[The group walks through a jungle.]
Plankton: What? You live here?
Traloc: It beats living in a bucket.
Tak: Come on. We gotta find Jibolba.
Technus: Jib who what?
Tak: My mentor.
SpongeBob: May the juju be with you.

Pupanunu Cutscene 2

[The group surrounds the final piece of the Vessel of Portentia surrounded by Morphoid slime.]