The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (Game Boy Advance)/transcript
Transcript
This article is the transcript for the Game Boy Advance video game, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, which was released on October 27, 2004.
- SpongeBob: Woohoo! I'm ready! Promotion! Time to get to the Krusty Krab for my big day! I'm going to be the manager of the Krusty Krab 2!
- Plankton: It's diabolical. Plan Z can't possibly fail! I must take King Neptune's crown!
- Mr. Krabs: Sorry, SpongeBob, you have to be a MAN to be a manager. You're just a kid.
- Plankton: King Neptune's crown, safe and sound?
- King Neptune: What the? My crown! It's GONE!
- Plankton: Whoever wears the crown is in charge of the sea! Hee hee hee. Plan Z. I love Plan Z.
- King Neptune: Eugene Krabs, you shall remain frozen until my crown is returned. All clues point to you! Crown taker!
- SpongeBob: I'll prove I'm a man by getting that crown back! Mr. Krabs I will save you and the crown! Quick, to the Patty Wagon! Let's go get that crown, Pat. Woohoo! We're about to cross the county line! Nothing's going to stop us from manhood now!
- Patrick: Let's talk to that vehicle inspector.
- SpongeBob: Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.
- Thug fish: You babies better step aside.
- SpongeBob: He just took the Patty Wagon. I don't think he was the vehicle inspector.
- Patrick: Ummmmm, I don't think he's coming back.
- Mindy: Welcome to my palace. Use your Golden Clams to make a purchase. Would you like to buy an item today? This is an extra life. You can never have too many of these! This is a secret. What could it be? Are you sure you want to leave? Goodbye.
- Thug Tug thug: You guys must be the baby face baby heads. Time to take you down.
- SpongeBob: No sir, you must have mistaken us for some other baby face baby heads.
- Patrick: Ummmm. Yeah!
- SpongeBob: The key! I can't believe he had the key to the Patty Wagon. And there's the Patty Wagon! Back to the man quest!
- Ice Cream Monster: Come here my sweets. Come and get your ice cream, my sweets!
- SpongeBob: Um, no thank you scary tongue grandma in a monster's mouth.
- Patrick: Mmmm. Ice cream.
- Mindy: Thank goodness I caught you before you went into that dangerous trench! Close your eyes and I will turn you into men with my mermaid magic.
- SpongeBob: Now it's time to unleash the manliness of our mustaches.
- Patrick: That trench was no match for two such manly man.
- SpongeBob: Come on, Pat, time's a wastin'. We gotta get the crown and save the town.
- Dennis: Someone very powerful has sent me to destroy you two!
- SpongeBob: You better move aside, because you're talking to some mighty men. We don't want to have to hurt ya.
- Patrick: Yeah! Just look at our mustaches!
- Dennis: You mean those fake seaweed mustaches... HA HA HA!
- Patrick: It's the Cyclops!
- SpongeBob: Ayyieeeeeee! He's coming for us! Heh? Are we dead? Is it? Could it be? It is! It's... Shell City!
- Cyclops: Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha!
- SpongeBob: We gotta get past this guy, or we're never going to get back to Bikini Bottom in time. Maybe if he couldn't see us, then we could leave? Woohoo, we did it! We escaped from Shell City!
- Patrick: Now how do we get back to Bikini Bottom?
- David Hasselhoff: I'm David Hasselhoff. I will take you back!
- SpongeBob: Woohoo!
- Dennis: Did you miss me?
- SpongeBob: [screams]
- Dennis: Now where were we
- Patrick: He put us in his man chest, such control...
- SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, who would've thought Hasselhoff waxes?
- David Hasselhoff: All hands on deck! Hang on! My manly chest blast will get you back to Bikini Bottom!
- King Neptune: All hail Plankton!
- SpongeBob: Patrick, we better get back to the Krusty Krab! Let's go! STOP!
- Plankton: Who said that!
- Patrick: We did!
- Plankton: Don't listen to them, Neptune... Destroy them. Mwahahahaha!
- King Neptune: Destroy them...
- Plankton: Destroy them! Yes! Mwahahahaha!
- Patrick: Ummmm.
- SpongeBob: King Neptune... Plankton is controlling you!
- Plankton: Don't listen to those babies! Do it, Neptune! Destroy them! No, Neptune, don't stop now! Destroy them!
- King Neptune: Destroy...
- SpongeBob: Plankton is controlling you.
- Patrick: WOW!
- Plankton: You think you can beat me? You're just a kid, what can a kid do?
- SpongeBob: I'll show you what I can do, come on, everybody, let's show them what a kid can do!
- King Neptune: Take him away, boys! And, thank you SpongeBob and Patrick for saving the town by getting the crown. You're free to go, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: You did it, thanks for savin' me boys... or shall I say men?
- SpongeBob: We'd rather be kids, yeah! Goofy goofy goober goober, yeah!