User:GoldenSpongebob/Going To McDonalds

Going to McDonalds

SpongeBob: gary i'm hungry let's go get some food

Gary: meow

later at the drive-thru at mcdonalds

McDonalds employee: hello what would you like

SpongeBob: i would like a cheeseburger

Gary: meow

SpongeBob: and also another cheeseburger

McDonalds employee: that will be 30 dollars

SpongeBob: ok

later at home

SpongeBob: ok gary time to eat food

Gary: meow

the end, btw i'm bored so here are more

The Hotel

At the Krusty Krab

Squidward: boy i sure don't hope spongebob ruins this day

SpongeBob: hey squidwar-

Squidward: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

end of shift

Squidward: now it's time to relax at home

Patrick: knock knock

Squidward: no

Patrick: No who?

Squidward: get away

Patrick: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Squidward: grrr

Sleeping

Squidward: snooooooreee snoooore

SpongeBob: hey squidward

Squidward: AAAAAAAHHHH

Squidward: can you not bother me for the rest of the day

SpongeBob: sure

Squidward: are you really sure

SpongeBob: yes

Squidward: ok den

Krusty Krab

Squidward: i think i should move to a hotel so SpongeBob doesn't bother me

SpongeBob: SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE LEAVING BIKINI BOTTOM???????????????

Squidward: no i'm staying here

SpongeBob: yay

Home

Squidward on the phone: hey i want to get in a hotel

Hotel guy: uh sure

Hotel

Squidward: ahh yes now there is no more spongebob or patrick

Squidward: i sure hope this doesn't turn out like JOLLY LODGERS

Squidward: time to go to sleep now

Back at Conch Street

SpongeBob: yo patrick have you seen squidward at all today

Patrick: no

SpongeBob: that means squidward has gone missing

Patrick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

♪Squidward, now I know I was wrong, I messed up, and now you're gone. Squidward, I'm sorry I neglected you. Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this empty. Your hating right now would sound like music to me. Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Squidward. Squidward, come home. Squidward, can't you see I was blind, I'll do anything to change your mind. More than an octopus, you're my best friend, too cool to forget, come back 'cause we are even family and forgive me for making you wanna roam. And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome. Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem: Squidward, come home!♪

Hotel again

Squidward: sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep

Hotel Guy: wake up

Squidward: snore sleep snore sleep

Hotel Guy: WAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Squidward: wat

Hotel Guy: your breakfast is ready

Squidward: isn't it 3:00 AM?

Hotel Guy: Your clock is messed up, it's supposed to say 3:01 AM, not 3:00 AM.

Squidward: WHAT????

Waking Up After 3:00 AM

Squidward: woke

Squidward: what time is it hmmm, 9:00 AM!!!!!!!

Squidward: i gotta eat breakfast and put on my brown shirt

Squidward: okay done with doing that

Hotel Guy: hey Squidward Tennisballs, There's a special visitor here!

Squidward: Who? Also, it's Tentacles.

The New Managers!

Hotel Guy: These our new managers: SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star!

Squidward: no no no no no no not them

Hotel guy: what's so wrong with them

Squidward: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH *explodes out of the hotel*

SpongeBob: Where is he going?

Patrick: I dunno.

Squidward going to space: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Squidward then goes back down

Squidward: AAAAAAAAAAAAHhHhHHhhHHhHhHhHhHH

SpongeBob: Hi Squidward!

Squidward: how did you even know where I was

SpongeBob: i got the new Sea-phone, you can track your friends and where they are!

Squidward: I thought I was 1,000 miles away from you!

SpongeBob: we used a taxi

Squidward: And it only took you how long?

SpongeBob: 4 min.

Squidward: HOW???

SpongeBob: the taxi was a plane

Squidward: whaahahwah???/

SpongeBob: also, we will be serving you today. so we have Sandy's lunch, Smashed potatoes that look like Squidward, and two moldy pickles! Everything else was sold out.

Squidward: I guess I will have Smashed potatoes that look like Squidward...

SpongeBob: Okay, we will be back with your food!

Patrick: Bye Squidward!

The Food

SpongeBob: Here is your food!

Squidward: Why did THIS take 35 min.?

SpongeBob: It's from China.

Squidward: HOW?

SpongeBob: We used the taxi.

Squidward: Why didn't you die without water?

SpongeBob: We used your fish tank over there.

Patrick: And boy, let me tell ya, that fish was really good.

SpongeBob: Can you not tell that story, Patrick?

Patrick: Sorry.

SpongeBob: Now what do you want us to bring you, Squidward?

Squidward: I would like, the rare Desert Sandwich,  the Boxing Begonia, the Loch Ness Monster, and my long lost brother!

SpongeBob: Okay, we will do it!

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, isn't that kinda like Scavenger Pants?

Patrick: Yeah.

Desert Sandwich

SpongeBob: Where are we, Patrick??

Patrick: I don't know, but I need waaaaaattttteeerrrrr...

SpongeBob: Me tooooooo...

*a sandstorm comes near SpongeBob and Patrick*

SpongeBob: A Sannnddddsttooooorrrrmmmm.....

*the sandstorm takes them away*

We found the Desert Sandwich!

SpongeBob: Squidward, we found the Desert Sandwich!

Squidward: Wha-wha-WHAT??

Sand witch: That's right!

Sand witch: Here is the Desert Sandwich!

Squidward: Oh, okay then.

Squidward: Now SpongeBob and Patrick, you have to find the Boxing Begonia!

SpongeBob and Patrick: YAY!

Boxing Begonia

SpongeBob: Patrick, do you see this, it's a trench!

Patrick: Don't worry SpongeBob, I got a rope that we can go down!

SpongeBob: Yay, wait how long is this-

*both of them fall*

SpongeBob: Rope.

SpongeBob and Patrick: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Back at the Hotel, AGAIN.

SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, we are back!

Squidward: HOW?

SpongeBob: We fell off the cliff thing.

Squidward: Okay fine, now find Loch Ness Monster.

Getting the Loch Ness Monster, Alive.

SpongeBob: Boy, it sure is dark here.

Loch Ness Monster: RAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRR...

SpongeBob: AAHHHHH!

Patrick: AAAHHHHH!\

Back at the hotel for the 77th time...

SpongeBob: Here you go Squidward.

Squidward: AAAAH!

Loch Ness Monster: Bite...

The Long Lost Brother

Squidward hurt: Now, you got to find my long lost brother.

SpongeBob: Hm, okay!

Later...

SpongeBob: Squidward's Brother!

Patrick: Squidward's Bro-ther!

SpongeBob: That's not, how, you say it.

6 Months Later...

SpongeBob: Hey look, Mrs. Tentalces!

SpongeBob: Can you help us find Squidward's brother?

Mrs. Tentalces: I can't.

Patrick: Why?

Mrs. Tentacles: Because Squidward doesn't have a brother!

SpongeBob: HE DOESN'T???

The Long Lost Brother, 2.

SpongeBob: Squidward, we are back with your brother!

Mrs. Tentacles: That's right! They are now your brothers!

Squidward: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

French narrator: And that was the case of the hotel.