User:Idroppedmypen/ad
- Idroppedmypen: [dropstheirpen] Ohhhh! Idroppedmypen again! What do I do??? [they fall to their knees, shaking and sobbing]
- [The previous shot freezes and becomes grayscale, a sad trombone playing. A big black bar with text reading DROPPED appears.]
- Narrator: [deep, booming voice] DROPPED.
- [Music plays.]
- [A new Idroppedmypen walks on screen, the frozen visuals remaining in the background.]
- Idroppedmypen: Have you ever wondered why your pen just STAYS DROPPED?
- [the previous shot freezes and becomes grayscale. A new Idroppedmypen walks on screen, the frozen visuals remaining in the background.]
- Idroppedmypen: Are you tired of so-called "scientific explanations" from LIARS who have never droppedapen in their LIVES?
- [the scene cuts to them in front of a vibrant background, holding a rubber pen]
- Idroppedmypen: With this rubber pen that expertly bounces right back into your hand, you'll never have to wonder again!
- [Music stops.]
- Pen: You again.
- Idroppedmypen: [visibly scared] Wh-What?
- Pen: [Close-up. They hold one of the rubber pens, clicking it once threateningly as their eyes narrow] I'm getting that paycheck, you [CENSOR NOISE]ing impostor.
- [Pen lunges at the clone, tackling them offscreen and presumably stabbing them repeatedly with the rubber pen.]
- [Cut to Pen alone, their expression calm as they face the camera, rag and bloodied pen in hand.]
- Pen: You know, Idroppedmypen D. M0nium is a mouthful. So, my friends nicknamed me Pen as a kid. [smiles thoughtfully] It stuck. [Demeanor becomes cold again. They wipe the pen with the rag] But that doesn't mean my full name is up for grabs.
- Idroppedmypen: [tries to slip the pen into their pocket but drops it.] Augh! [It bounces back only for them to drop it again, the process repeating.] Augh!
- [Commercial ends]