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[episode opens up with the exterior of the Krusty Krab while Squidward is talking inside]
Squidward: One Krabby Patty for table two. SpongeBob, I don't have the whole day!
[scene then cuts to the Krusty Krab kitchen where SpongeBob is standing next to the grill and having spatula in his hand]
SpongeBob: Oui, oui, une Krabby Patty, monsieur. [launches patty in the air with his spatula] There's les Patty. [removes his hat so Krabby Patty can fall in one of his holes]
[camera then shows Squidward peeking out of the order window and hurrying up SpongeBob]
Squidward: Come on, SpongeBob!
[SpongeBob takes almost prepared Krabby Patty out and holds one part of it in one hand and only a bun in another hand]
SpongeBob: Next, l'ingredients. '[throws everything in the air] Ah-whee!
[SpongeBob starts taking different positions depending on where he want to Krabby Patty ingredients to enter him]
SpongeBob: [takes a tube with mustard out] Les mustard. [squeezes the tube, launching the mustard in the air, and welcomes it with his eye]
Squidward: Will you quit fooling around?! Where's my Krabby Patty?
SpongeBob: Les hold on a second. [takes his head, shakes it, returns it in its place and walks towards Squidward] And voila. [lifts Squidward's nose] It's under your nose! [takes the Krabby Patty out and cackles while putting it on a plate]
Squidward: [laughs] You're killing me, SpongeBob. Ha, ha! You really are.
[camera then shows a fully prepared Krabby Patty over the whole screen]
SpongeBob: Look at it, Squidward, Mr- Krabs' gift to all of Bikini Bottom: the Krabby Patty.
Squidward: [starts holding the plate] Okay, give it to me.
[the Krabby Patty starts moving around the kitchen before Squidward's manages to take the plate with the Krabby Patty from SpongeBob]
Squidward: Come on, SpongeBob, stop it!
SpongeBob: I swear, I'm not doing anything.
[the Krabby Patty now exits the kitchen and SpongeBob peeks through the kitchen door while talking]
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! That Krabby Patty is haunted!
[the Krabby Patty soon leaves the scene and scene then cuts to show Mr. Krabs stopping it with is foot]
Mr. Krabs: Avast, ye patty pirate! [lifts his foot with the Krabby Patty attached to it] This is no ghost.
[Mr. Krabs takes magnifier out and starts looking at something tiny on the floor]
Mr. Krabs: This is...
[camera shows one-eye green plankton with antennas coming out his head and magnified with the Mr. Krabs' magnifier]
Mr. Krabs: [finishes the sentence] ...Plankton! Stealin' me booty!
Plankton: [camera is still showing him] Hear me, Krabs, when I discover your formula for Krabby Patties, I'll run you out of business. [gets closer to the magnifier] I went to college! [Mr. Krabs starts taking him by his antenna] Hey! [Mr. Krabs lifts him in the air] Let me go!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I'll let you go, squirt... [takes an empty plate out] On a flying saucer! [laughs maliciously while putting Plankton on a plate and exiting Krusty Krab] Back to the Chum Bucket with you!
Plankton: [flying on a plate towards Chum Bucket across the street] You'll pay for this, Krabs! [crashes inside of the Chum Bucket]
[the Chum Bucket looks like a bucket with a handle being hold by a glove and lifted up. Scene the cuts to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs in front of the Krusty Krab]
SpongeBob: Uh... Plankton, sir?
Mr. Krabs: Aye, [leans SpongeBob towards himself] he's been trying to steal me secret formula for years. [starts squashing SpongeBob and turns into the direction of the Krusty Krab] But ye haven't got it yet, have ye, bug?
[Mr. Krabs lets SpongeBob go and they both start laughing. Mr. Krabs stops, but SPongeBob continues to laugh after him]
Mr. Krabs: [notices that SpongeBob is still laughing] Okay. [SpongeBob doesn't stop] Enough, lad, it wasn't that funny. [shouts, since SpongeBob is still don't stopping to laugh] Get back to work!
[SpongeBob now stops laughing and scene cuts to the exterior of the Krusty Krab at night while SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are talking inside]
SpongeBob: Okay, Mr. Krabs, see you tomorrow.
Mr. Krabs: Good night, me boy.
[SpongeBob exits the Krusty Krab and soon starts passing by the Chum Bucket while he hears Plankton talking from somewhere]
Plankton: Psst... [SpongeBob stops] Young man... [SpongeBob moves his eyes behind] Yes, over here.
[SpongeBob now turns around and starts checking the environment to see that nobody is seen there. However, plankton is heard again]
Plankton: Come on, boy, a little closer. [SpongeBob walks forward two steps] Closer. [SpongeBob starts walking forward] Not that close! [SpongeBob steps on him] Ah! [SpongeBob lifts his foot, revealing Plankton on his shoe] You blasted barnacle head! [makes friendly face] I mean... hi!
SpongeBob: Plankton?
[SpongeBob takes Plankton off his shoe and leaves him on his palm]
Plankton: Ouch!
SpongeBob: What do you want?
[camera shows Plankton talking while being on SpongeBob's palm]
Plankton: I just want to talk. You could say we're friends, right?
SpongeBob: Um... no.
Plankton: Acquaintances.
SpongeBob: No.
Plankton: [thinks for a while] Well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?
SpongeBob: I... gues so.
Plankton: You see, everything works out. [pulls his eyebrow up] I have something for you. [starts searching for something inside his pocket] I've been keeping it in my secret compartment. [takes a golden spatula out] Ching! [shows the spatula sparkling] Sparkle, sparkle!
SpongeBob: Wow! A golden spatula! [takes it and notices that it has his name written somewhere on it] And it's even got my name on it.
Plankton: It's a gift. [hugs SpongeBob's thumb] A gift from a friend. [takes a birthday hat out and puts it on SpongeBob's thumb] Friends give each other gifts. [takes another birthday hat and puts it on his head] And tomorrow is my birthday. [takes a noisemaker out and toots] And you know what I'd like more than anything [takes a birthday cake with candles already on fire] in the whole wide world? [shuts the candles off]
SpongeBob: A booster seat?
Plankton: [throws everything] Booster seat? Hot Dog! [put his antennas down] I mean, no. [leans forward] What I want for my birthday from you, my friend is one of those... [starts drooling and licking himself] tender... delicious... Krabby Patties.
SpongeBob: [cries out and drops plankton on the floor] You just want to be friends so you can get your hands on a Krabby Patty! [shows Plankton standing up] And I bet it's not even your birthday tomorrow!
Plankton: Gee, and I thought you were stupid.
SpongeBob: You'll never get a Krabby Patty from me! [starts leaving, but suddenly turns around] Even if we are friends! [leaves the scene while shouting] Never, never, never, never!
Plankton: Oh, I'll get a Krabby Patty. [starts rubbing his hands] And you're going to hand-deliver it to me personally! [stops rubbing hands] You weak-minded fool!
[Plankton takes a record player out, leaves some dramatic music playing and laughs evilly while it plays. Scene then cuts to the exterior of SpongeBob's house at night. Scene changes to SpongeBob's bedroom after he talks]
SpongeBob: Night, Gary.
Gary: Meow.
[SpongeBob falls asleep and started snoring immediately after he lies in the bed. Camera then starts zooming to show that Plankton is disguised as a flower on SpongeBob's bedsheet. Plankton checks can he reveal himself now and soon reveals himself while chuckling. Plankton is having some device with two handles and connector on his back. He then climbs on SpongeBob's pillow and starts talking]
Plankton: SpongeBob, you will be mine.
[Plankton takes a record player out, leaves some music playing while laughing]
Woman: ♪...letters of the alphabet, A, B, C...♪
[notices that the wrong music is playing, switches the record to another side, leaves dramatic music playing and laugh evilly while it plays. He soon starts walking towards SpongeBob and enters into him through some of his holes. Scene cuts to him walking inside SpongeBob while looking at a map leading to a SpongeBob's brain]
Plankton: [camera shows the map from his perspective] It should be in here somewhere. [shows him getting to SpongeBob's brain without noticing it] But where? [shows him on the SpongeBob's brain] Where? [notices that he is on the brain already] Oh. [leaves the map and the device right next to him] This will be the beginning of the end.
[scene cuts to show SpongeBob snoring while on his back. He soon turns to continue sleeping on his flank; causing Plankton to falls of the brain]
Plankton: Ouch! Stupid brain. [starts walking in the direction brain has left] Come back here, you swine!
[scene cuts back to SpongeBob who now continues to sleep on his another flank; causing the brain to start going back and crushing Plankton during the process. SpongeBob soon gets on his back again and scene then cuts to Plankton with a tape in his hand and pointing into the brain that have just stopped moving]
Plankton: That's it, brain, you're going down! [tapes the brain so it can't go anywhere anymore] Yes, yes, that's grand. [throws the tape out of the scene] And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan.
[Plankton takes out a blue rolled paper out, unrolls it and camera then shows that there is: the device Plankton was wearing, a brain and an arrow pointing from the device to the brain drawn on it. Also, below the device there is "control" written and below the brain, there is "brain" written. Camera soon shows him sticking the control device into SpongeBob's brain]
Plankton: And now it's time for a little wakey-uppy. [pushes "total control" button on the control device and SpongeBob wakes up]
SpongeBob: Morning already? [lifts his blanket away]
[cuts to show Plankton moving a handle inside, causing SpongeBob to get his legs rotates by 90 degrees. SpongeBob then comes down from the bed and Plankton is shown inside laughing. Scene then cuts to show SpongeBob next to Gary and on his feet coming from his side]
SpongeBob: I... I feel a little funny today.
Plankton: [moving handles inside] Yeah, yeah!
[SpongeBob is shown walking with his feet in normal position and with a surprised look on his face]
Plankton: [laughs while moving handles inside] I have you now.
[SpongeBob is shown walking towards the wall that has a fridge on the other side of it]
SpongeBob: Time for a well-balanced breakfast. [breaks through the fridge and exits it while balancing with: something in bag, a bottle of milk and a carton of eggs on his head] This is isn't what I had in mind.
[SpongeBob is then shown walking towards his pants that are ready to be taken and without stuff on his head anymore]
SpongeBob: Let me just grab my pants.
[SpongeBob gets to his pants and starts quaffing them while walking. Pants starts to glide over his face and he soon gets freed from them]
SpongeBob: I guess I'm not wearing any pants today.
[scene cuts the exterior of SpongeBob house at night while SpongeBob is exiting it by breaking through the wall]
SpongeBob: Oops! I guess I'm not using the door, either. [heading towards Squidward's house] See you later, Gary... I guess.
Gary: [inside of the house] Meow.
SpongeBob: [still walking] You're right, Gary, there is something wrong with me! [he is almost at the Squidward's house] Squidward! Squidward! Wake up! I need some help! Squidward! Help!
[scene cuts to inside of Squidward's bedroom where he is waken up and in his bed]
Squidward: Be quiet, SpongeBob! [covers himself with his pillow]
SpongeBob: [entering Squidward's bedroom by breaking through the wall] Heeeelp!
Squidward: [still in bed] SpongeBob, what are you doing? [SpongeBob just continues walking] I'm talking to you! SpongeBob, SpongeBob!
[SpongeBob is exits his house by breaking through the wall and Squidward takes his head after noticing it]
Squidward: Are you mad?
[SpongeBob is shown rotating his head by 180 degrees and standing next to the hole in a wall]
SpongeBob: [in Plankton's voice] Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.
Squidward: Mediocre?
Plankton: [talks on a microphone while being inside SpongeBob] You pretentious little insignificant artist. [shows SpongeBob talking with his voice again] Your snivelly creations are worth less than a protozoan's waist.
SpongeBob: [in his own voice] Something must be wrong with my brain!
[rotates his eyes by 180 degrees and scene then cuts to inside of him where he sees Plankton controlling his brain]
SpongeBob: [gasps] Plankton! [shows Plankton pushing his eyebrow up and down] What kind of friend are you?
Plankton: Nonsense! You never liked me, anyway. You wouldn't even come to my birthday party!
[scene cuts to outside to show SpongeBob waving with his hands while shouting]
SpongeBob: Get out of my head! [takes his head] Leave my brain alone! [starts talking with Plankton voice] Never! Never!
[SpongeBob laughs evilly as leaving Squidward's house and the scene soon after that. Squidward is then shown all turned white and then swooning. Scene then then cuts to show SpongeBob breaking through the Patrick's rock and exiting with Patrick sleeping on his head from other side of it. SpongeBob throws him out of the scene and camera shows him getting his head stuck in the ground while still sleeping and snoring. Scene cuts to Plankton inside of SpongeBob]
Plankton: [moving handles] Toot, toot! [shows SpongeBob walking towards the Krusty Krab] How about a little takeout?
SpongeBob: [talks while breaking through the Krusty Krab] Nope, no, never!
[Plankton is heard laughing evilly while SpongeBob is exiting Krusty Krab with a Krabby Patty in his hand]
SpongeBob: [walking with the Krabby Patty in his hand] You can't fool me, Plankton. [camera zooms on the Krabby Patty] You want the Krabby Patty formula!
[scene cuts to show SpongeBob heading towards the Chum Bucket as light inside turns on]
Plankton: You are going to hand-deliver it to me personally.
SpongeBob: [entering the Chum Bucket] No, no, no! [noticing that it is empty] There's no one here.
Plankton: [shows him inside SpongeBob] Don't remind me.
[scene cuts to show SpongeBob heading towards a door with "kitchen" written above them]
Plankton: Brace yourself, SpongeBob.
[SpongeBob enters through the door and while Plankton is talking, scene cuts to inside of his lab where a real Labrador Retriever called "Alex" is shown on the screen stretched all over the wall]
Plankton: This is my lab!
[The live-action scene of "Alex" barking soon covers the screen. Not so long after that, camera shows SpongeBob heading to the middle of the room where a device that looks like a giant chalice is located]
Plankton: And this is my laboratory! [shows him inside SpongeBob] And did I ever show you my record player?
[Plankton takes a record player out, leaves some dramatic music playing and laughs evilly while it plays. Scene then cuts to SpongeBob willing to fight Plankton]
SpongeBob: I must fight. [mumbles nonsensically while managing to attach his teeth to a wall behind the door leading to the Plankton's laboratory]
Plankton: [shown inside SpongeBob] No, no, no, no! [moves the handle]
[Plankton manages to detach SpongeBob from the wall, causing him to fly over the giant chalice device while screaming. He then bounces off the corner of the room, ending up flipping towards the device. Camera the shows SpongeBob holding the Krabby Patty right above the opening of the device]
Plankton: There, you see how much easier it is when you help, friend? [SpongeBob notices where is he standing] How do you like my analyzer?
[camera then shows a giant a pincers bringing a seaweed right above the analyzer: the giant chalice device]
Plankton: It tells the ingredients of whatever I put into it.
[a seaweed falls into the analyzer and after some electricity crackling is heard a computer starts reading what is being written on his screen]
Karen: Seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed.
[soon after that a seaweed is being shown on computer's screen and scene then cuts to Plankton inside of SpongeBob]
Plankton: Impressed? Now let's reveal that secret formula. [laughs] And this little piggy brought home a Krabby Patty.
[SpongeBob's finger are being shown lifted off the Krabby Patty as he is still holding above the analyzer]
Plankton: This little piggy will help me drop it in. [shows him inside SpongeBob] Any last words SpongeBob SecretPants?
SpongeBob: [fighting Plankton] I... I... [stops] I just have to say I'm sorry I let Mr. Krabs down. [his eyes are shown being full of tears] I let all of Bikini Bottom down. [starts blinking from time to time] But worst of all, I let you down, you delicate little Krabby Patty.
Plankton: [shown inside SpongeBob] Mmm!
SpongeBob: [still with tears in his eyes and blinking] With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious warm, steamy goodness.
Plankton: [shown inside SpongeBob] Steamy!
[Plankton protrudes and after that the live-action Krabby Patty making scene starts covering the screen while SpongeBob is talking in the background]
SpongeBob: I'll never forget your 100% all-secret patty. Secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickle, lettuce, tomato, onion all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed-seed buns.
Plankton: [drools while inside SpongeBob] Yes... yes... yes! [exits from SpongeBob while having fork and knife in his hand] Come to papa! [bounces off the Krabby Patty and gets into the analyzer] Oh, boy.
[after some electricity crackling is heard a computer starts reading what is being written on his screen]
Karen: Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas.
Plankton: [shown inside of the computer screen] Well, this stinks.
SpongeBob: Well, Patty, I guess we can go home now.
[SpongeBob starts leaving from the Chum Bucket as Plankton is shouting from the computer screen.]
Plankton: SpongeBob, that's my Krabby Patty!
[camera then shows SpongeBob opening a two-way door and leaving the scene. The two-way door soon starts closing and opening from one side to another while Plankton is shouting]
Plankton: Give it back, you porous freak! I command you! My Patty! No!!! [the two way door gets completely closed] I'll settle for some fries.
[episode ends]