| # | Episode | Rating |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Jellyfish Kid | Terrible (2/10) |
| 2a | Sugar Squeeze | Disastrous (1/10) |
| 2b | Tag, You're It | Middling (5/10) |
| 3a | Quest for Tire | Weak (4.5/10) |
| 3b | Cabin of Curiosities | Bad (3/10) |
| 4a | In Search of Camp Noodist | Awful (2.5/10) |
| 4b | Kitchen Sponge | Bad (3/10) |
| 5a | The Treasure of Kamp Koral | Bad (3/10) |
| 5b | Camper Gary | Bad (3/10) |
| 6a | Midnight Snack Attack | Terrible (2/10) |
| 6b | Hot Pearl-tato | Unenjoyable (3.5/10) |
| 7a | What About Meep? | Weak (4.5/10) |
| 7b | Hard Time Out | Vile (1.5/10) |
| 8a | Pat's A Li'l Sinker | Awful (2.5/10) |
| 8b | Camp SpongeBob | Weak (4.5/10) |
| 9a | Squisery | Vile (1.5/10) |
| 9b | Game Night | Awful (2.5/10) |
| 10a | My Fair Nobby | Terrible (2/10) |
| 10b | Gimme a News Break | Awful (2.5/10) |
| 11a | Wise Kraken | Disastrous (1/10) |
| 11b | Squatch Swap | Disastrous (1/10) |
| 12a | The Ho! Ho! Horror! | Atrocious (0/10) |
| 12b | Outhouse Outrage | Weak (4.5/10) |
| 13 | Are You Afraid of the Dork? | Okay (5.5/10) |
| 14a | Help Not Wanted | Atrocious (0/10) |
| 14b | Camp Spirit | Okay (5.5/10) |
| 15a | Hill-Fu | Unenjoyable (3.5/10) |
| 15b | Sun's Out, Fun's Out | Awful (2.5/10) |
| 16a | First and Last Aid | Alright (6/10) |
| 16b | Night of the Living Stench | Awful (2.5/10) |
| 17a | Camp Crossbones | Alright (6/10) |
| 17b | The Jelly Life | Awful (2.5/10) |
| 18a | Lake Crashers | Middling (5/10) |
| 18b | Boo Light Special | Fine (6.5/10) |
| 19a | Painting with Squidward | Poor (4/10) |
| 19b | Kamp Kow | Atrocious (0/10) |
| 20a | Helter Shelter | Atrocious (0/10) |
| 20b | Reveille Revolution | Bad (3/10) |
| 21a | The Switch Glitch | Vile (1.5/10) |
| 21b | Prickly Pests | Horrendous (0.5/10) |
| 22a | Are You Smarter Than a Smart Cabin? | Weak (4.5/10) |
| 22b | Deep Sea Despot | Terrible (2/10) |
| 23a | Regi-Hilled | Atrocious (0/10) |
| 23b | The Perfect Camper | Disastrous (1/10) |
| 24a | Eye of the Hotdog | Terrible (2/10) |
| 24b | Patrick Takes the Cake | Terrible (2/10) |
| 25a | The Taste of Defeat | Painful (-1/10) |
| 25b | Scaredy Squirrel | Poor (4/10) |
| 26a | Hats Off to Space | Awful (2.5/10) |
| 26b | In a Nut's Shell | Vile (1.5/10) |
