| # | Episode | Rating |
| 1a | Late for Breakfast | Weak (4.5/10) |
| 1b | Bummer Jobs | Unenjoyable (3.5/10) |
| 2a | Stair Wars | Alright (6/10) |
| 2b | Enemies à la Mode | Bad (3/10) |
| 3a | Lost in Couch | Neat (7.5/10) |
| 3b | Pat-a-thon | Bad (3/10) |
| 4 | The Yard Sale | Terrific (8/10) |
| 5a | Squidina's Little Helper | Awful (2.5/10) |
| 5b | I Smell a Pat | Vile (1.5/10) |
| 6a | Gas Station Vacation | Poor (4/10) |
| 6b | Bunny the Barbarian | Solid (7/10) |
| 7a | The Haunting of Star House | Poor (4/10) |
| 7b | Who's a Big Boy? | Awful (2.5/10) |
| 8 | Terror at 20,000 Leagues | Fine (6.5/10) |
| 9a | To Dad and Back | Fine (6.5/10) |
| 9b | Survivoring | Bad (3/10) |
| 10a | Just in Time for Christmas | Neat (7.5/10) |
| 10b | Klopnodian Heritage Festival | Weak (4.5/10) |
| 11a | X Marks the Pot | Unenjoyable (3.5/10) |
| 11b | Patrick's Alley | Terrible (2/10) |
| 12a | Pearl Wants to Be a Star | Okay (5.5/10) |
| 12b | Super Sitters | Poor (4/10) |
| 13a | Nitwit Neighborhood News | Bad (3/10) |
| 13b | Mid-Season Finale | Disastrous (1/10) |
| 14a | Shrinking Stars | Horrendous (0.5/10) |
| 14b | FitzPatrick | Solid (7/10) |
| 15a | Uncredible Journey | Weak (4.5/10) |
| 15b | Host-a-Palooza | Alright (6/10) |
| 16a | Backpay Payback | Superb (8.5/10) |
| 16b | House Hunting | Fine (6.5/10) |
| 17a | The Drooling Fool | Horrendous (0.5/10) |
| 17b | Patrick's Got a Zoo Loose | Middling (5/10) |
| 18a | The Patterfly Effect | Spectacular (9.5/10) |
| 18b | A Space Affair to Remember | Solid (7/10) |
| 19a | Home ECCH! | Superb (8.5/10) |
| 19b | Fun & Done! | Stunning (10/10) |
| 20a | The Lil' Patscals | Terrific (8/10) |
| 20b | The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show | Terrific (8/10) |
| 21a | The Patrick Show Sells Out | Amazing (9/10) |
| 21b | Neptune's Ball | Fine (6.5/10) |
| 22a | Dad's Stache Stash | Solid (7/10) |
| 22b | A Root Galoot | Unenjoyable (3.5/10) |
| 23a | The Starry Awards | Amazing (9/10) |
| 23b | Blorpsgiving | Terrific (8/10) |
| 24a | Stuntin' | Superb (8.5/10) |
| 24b | Olly Olly Organ Free | Stunning (10/10) |
| 25a | Which Witch is Which? | Superb (8.5/10) |
| 25b | Get Off My Lawnie | Solid (7/10) |
| 26a | Bubble Bass Reviews | Stunning (10/10) |
| 26b | Patrick's Prison Pals | Unenjoyable (3.5/10) |
User:Krusty Suprem/The Patrick Show Ratings
| # | Episode | Rating |
| 27a | The Patrick Show Cashes In | Spectacular (9.5/10) |
| 27b | The Star Games | Solid (7/10) |
| 28a | Super Stars | Fine (6.5/10) |
| 28b | Now Museum, Now You Don't | Superb (8.5/10) |
| 29a | 10 & 1 Toilets | Weak (4.5/10) |
| 29b | Family Plotz | Poor (4/10) |
| 30a | The Wrath of Shmandor | Amazing (9/10) |
| 30b | There Goes the Neighborhood | Terrific (8/10) |
| 31a | Movie Stars | Amazing (9/10) |
| 31b | Dr. Smart Science | Superb (8.5/10) |
