User:NostalgiaMonkey21/Quotebook
Here is a page of all of my favorite quotes of the show, divided by seasons just to make things a bit easier. This was inspired by Lumoshi. This is also a huge work of progress that will be added to.
<tabber> |-|Season 1 =
1a: Help Wanted
- Patrick: Who's a, uh, who's uhh, oh! Who's a big yellow cube with holes?
- SpongeBob: I am.
- Mr. Krabs: Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly. [bulgy eyes] Anchovies.
1c: Tea at the Treedome
- Patrick: Remember: When in doubt, pinky out.
- SpongeBob: I NEED IT!!!!
2a: Bubblestand
- Patrick: It's a giraffe!
2b: Ripped Pants
- SpongeBob: I need...I need...a tailor...because I ripped my pants!
3a: Jellyfishing
- Patrick: Merry Christmas!
- Patrick: Firmly grasp it!!!
3b: Plankton!
- SpongeBob: A booster seat?
- Plankton: Booster seat? Hot dog! I mean, no.
- Plankton: Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player.
- Plankton: This is my lab, and this is my laboratory!
4a: Naughty Nautical Neighbors
- Patrick: Well that makes you a big dummy you dummy!
- SpongeBob: Yeah well, that means that, uh...so are you!
- Patrick: Right, you're a turkey!
- SpongeBob: What's that?
- Patrick: It's what you are!
- SpongeBob: Well, you're a bigger one!
- Patrick: Well, you're still yellow! And you know what else is yellow?
- SpongeBob: What?
- Patrick: You are!
- SpongeBob: Squidward is my best friend in the world...[SCREEECH]...Squidward is my best friend in the sea...Squidward...
- Patrick: likes Patrick more than SpongeBob.
<tabber> |-|Season 2 =
<tabber> |-|Season 3 =
56b: I Had an Accident
I Had an Accident (transcript)
<tabber> |-|Season 4 =
<tabber> |-|Season 5 =
<tabber> |-|Seasons 6-8 =
<tabber> |-|Seasons 9-11 =
There's not be gonna be too many on this one since I don't find there to be many memorable quotes in these seasons.