Artist Unknown

Template:Episode "Artist Unknown" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season two.

Brief summary: Squidward is teaching an art class, but SpongeBob is the only student. Trying to cope with him in his class showing off his talent isn't easy...

Time/Date:

• 9:00 AM: SpongeBob first enters the classroom.

Time cards shown: None

Characters Present:

• Squidward Tentacles
• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Cooking class students
• Monty P. Moneybags (famous art collector)
• Janitor

Songs:

• To the dump

To the dump

To the dump

To the dump dump dump

Plot

Squidward Tentacles is teaching art class, and can't wait to see his new students. He opens the doors and greets a whole crowd of people, who say "Is this cooking class?" They go to cooking class, and Squidward sees who his real students are. There is only one. SpongeBob SquarePants. Squidward starts off with the basics, and tells him to draw a circle. He draws a perfect circle, and Squidward is shocked. He later tries to teach him how to make marble statues, but it seems that he can do it himself with a bit of encouragement from Squidward. Squidward, out of jealousy, feels sorry for SpongeBob, who goes out of class. SpongeBob feels ashamed of himself and runs away, to a city dump. When the class is over, an art collector called Monty P. Moneybags comes in and says he'll make Squidward famous for the statue (Which SpongeBob actually made). He trips over while transporting it, knocking off its head. He says that Monty will come back tomorrow to get another one that will "really knock your socks off." Squidward rushes down to the dump where SpongeBob went, and gives SpongeBob another chance. However, upon returning to art class, SpongeBob refuses to do anything of decent quality in Squidward's class, and when he constructs a marble statue, his block collapses. Squidward is so angry that he smashes pillars of marble to make a mess. Monty P. Moneybags comes in and says "Who's responsible for this?" Squidward goes to the janitor and says "He is!" He never realised it, but he made a beautiful statue while throwing a fit.

Quotes

• SpongeBob: First, draw a head, then erase the whole, then the highlights and there! A circle! ..Thingy.
• Squidward: Now repeat after me. I have no talent.

SpongeBob: I have no talent.

Squidward: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.

SpongeBob: Mr Tentacles has all the talent.

Squidward: If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacle's talent will rub off on me.

SpongeBob: If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his... tentacles... on my...art...

Squidward: Whatever...

• SpongeBob: (singing') To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump...
• (At the dump)

SpongeBob: Really?

Squidward: Really.

SpongeBob: Really?

Squidward: Really.

SpongeBob: Really?

Squidward: REALLY!

SpongeBob: Wow!... REALLY?

Squidward: Let's go.

APM Indentification

• Romeo And Juliet Fantasy Overture - "It's beautiful!"
• Comic Walk - Squidward scolds SpongeBob because of his work he's done.
• Dramatic Impact 2 - "I gotta find SpongeBob!"

Trivia

• The statue in the end is Squidward's greatest work but told Monty P. Moneybags it wasn't him.
• The first time Monty P. Moneybags broke the fourth wall.
• SpongeBob's 'Dump' song is also heard in an Episode of Rocko's Modern Life when everyone was spring clean Rocko and Heffer were on their way to the dump.
• SpongeBob's statue is Michelangelo's David.
• It is critised that the statues have a man partially nude, but covers up the private parts.
• The title theme is the same as Wormy and Fools in April.
• How can SpongeBob possibly put the book back together if some of the parts were on the floor?