Ask Patrick Anything
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Synopsis
The narrator begins the short saying "Ask Patrick Anything!" He then explains that the viewer can ask Patrick any question and that he will have an answer. He gives an example by asking if tomorrow will be a good day. Patrick replies yes and the narrator tells the viewer to ask Patrick questions. The first question the viewer asks will have him saying no, but as it progresses the answers get stranger until Patrick answers "Applesauce" on the third question. After the third question the narrator asks if Patrick would like to try again, but Patrick tells him to ask later because he is busy. The narrator ends by saying "That was Ask Patrick Anything!". Patrick says that the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma and the narrator agrees saying that they certainly are.
Trivia
- In this short, Patrick is a parody of the Magic 8-Ball and the Magic Conch Shell.
- The last thing Patrick says is a quote from "The Secret Box" which has also become an internet meme.
- When it was first uploaded, it was rated, "TV-Y7," but was later changed to "TV-G."
- Patrick mispronounces the word "mind" as "hind". Because of this, he incorrectly believes that "butt" is another word for what he is talking about.
- This short premiered 13 years after "Procrastination" and "I'm with Stupid" premiered.