Atlantis SquarePantis/transcript
Template:BTranscript Template:ITranscript Spongebob and Patrick are blowing bubbles. Spongebob blows a bubble of a small crown.
Patrick: (laughing) A beautiful specimen Spongebob.
Spongebob: Hurry Patrick, Hurry!
Patrick takes a photo of the bubble
Spongebob: How's it look buddy? Ready for the old scrapbook?
Patrick: More like the scrap-heap. (Patrick shows Spongebob the picture that the bubble already popped) They never come out right! Oh well, let's try again. (Patrick throws the picture away to a pile of other pictures with popped bubbles)
Spongebob: Ok friend, this is gonna be my masterpiece.
Patrick: I'm ready! (Chuckles)
Spongebob blows a bubble in his image.
Spongebob Bubble: Hi, Patrick!
(Misses a photo of the bubble)
Patrick: Oh I missed it again! This darn camera isn't fast enough! (Patrick throws camera on the ground and stomps on it)
Spongebob: No! Wait a second Patrick! It's not the poor camera's fault you can't get a photo.
Patricks: It's not?
Spongebob: No, it's the very nature of the fragile bubble.
Patrick: It IS?
Spongebob: Yes it is my friend, allow me to demonstrate:
Song
Spongebob: The sun, must set: at the end of every day. The curtain, must fall: at the end of every play. And every little bubble ever blown must some-day, POP!
Patrick: Like presents, on Christmas day: it doesn't seem to stay. Or a cheese souffle, it doesn't last all day.
Spongebob: I will try: again. To blow a bubble, that will last all day.
Patrick: All day.
[Spongebob begins to blow a giant bubble, it captures them both and floats away]
Patrick: Um, Spongebob.
Spongebob: Not now Patrick, this bubble's gonna break all records.
Patrick: I hope it doesn't break until we get a little closer to the ground.
Spongeob: What. [Gasps] What have I done! [The two start screaming as the bubble drifts into a cave and is popped by a jagged point on a half of a coin]
Patrick: What happened?
Spongebob: That's what happened.
Patrick: Whoa, what is it? It looks really old.
Spongebob; Antis, what do think that means Patrick?
Patrick: Antis, Antis, Squarepantis, probably belong to your ancient ancestors. [Picks up the half of the amulet] Spongebob Squarepantis, you must wear the ancient crest of your ancestors for it is your birth right! [shoves into Spongebobs face]
Spongebob: [Falling] My birth right! Ow ooh, Ow ooh ow! Let's take it to the Bikini Bottom Museum, they'll know what it is!
(Mr. Krabs is whistling near the entrance to the Bikini Bottom Museum while a security guard walks by)
Mr. Krabs: Beautiful day for standing outside a museum doing nothing.
Security Guard: Whatever you say. (Walks away)
Mr Krabs pretends to be administration
Mr Krabs: Welcome to the museum! That'll be three dollars.
Old Lady: But I thought it was free Tuesday? (Pointing at the admission sign saying Tuesday-Free, Wednesday-Monday $3)
Mr Krabs: No no no, today's Monday, otherwise I wouldn't be wearing this 'I hate Mondays' shirt.
Old Lady: Good point. (Hands Mr. Krabs money and walks away)
Mr. Krabs: Enjoy the artifacts. (Hears Spongebob) Spongebob! (Ducks and hides)
(Patrick holds Spongebob's legs like a wheelbarrow with the amulet as the wheel and run into the museum)
Mr. Krabs: That was a close one.
[Old lady points him out to a police officer then Mr. Krabs runs inside]
Squidward: (painting a picture) Neptune's Ascention. The only surviving painting from the great lost city of Atlantis. This is just what the doctor ordered, Squiddy: spending your day studying the Atlantean masters. And best of all: no Sponge-BOB!
Spongebob and Patrick run in excitedly, knocking Squidward over.
Squidward: AAAAAHHHHH! Would you to watch were your [Gasps, discovering the amulet on Spongebob] What is that? What are you doing with the amulet of Atlantis?
Spongebob: We were just...
Squidward: [Gasps] Were you going to steal it!
Spongebob: No Squidward, we'd never....[Cut off by Squidward]
Squidward: This is a new low, even for 'YOU TWO.' (Takes the amulet off of Spongebob to put it back where it was) Lucky for you, I was here today, stealing artifacts could land you in the stony loneso,ahh! ahh! (Found the original piece was at its spot the whole time) ahh! ome! You boobs found the missing half to the Atlantean amulet!
Spongebob: What's an Atlantean omlette?
Squidward: AMUELET, NOT OMLETTE!!!! It's the key to untold riches!
[Mr Krabs shoves Spongebob and Patrcik over violently and faces Squidward]
Mr. Krabs: Did somebody say untold riches!?
Squidward: Yes Eugene. The streets are lined with gold, and the street lamps are made of diamonds.
Mr Krabs: DIAMOND LIGHT BULBS!!! I wonder what they make the money out of. (Mr. Krabs' eyes bulge out, down into its eye sockets, and come up slowly sweating)
Squidward: For reasons unknown, this great city disappeared one day, but no ruins were ever found. All the inventions you take for granted, were given to us by the Atlanteans. Their advances in art, financial wealth, and weaponry were eons ahead of their time!
Spongebob: Why is this bubble painted on the mural?
Squidward: That's just the oldest living bubble.
Spongebob: (Gasps) The oldest living bubble, alive! (Graps Patrick and shows him the bubble) Behold Patrick-the oldest living bubble!
Patrick: This is the most beautiful bubble I've ever seen!
Squidward: That's just a painting you quarterwit! Quarterwit, ha, it's less than half. (Frowns when Mr. Krabs isn't amused or laughs at his joke) The real bubble lives in Atlantis, some dumb old bubble hales in comparison to the art
Mr Krabs: Money
[Sandy very suddenly arrives out of nowhere]
Sandy: And science, don't forget science. What's all the hub bub boys?
Squidward: These two chowderbrains found the missing half of the amulet.
Sandy: THE AMULET OF ATLANTIS!!!! Legend says, when the two halfs are joined, the path to Atlantis is opened! What are you waiting on, let's hitch them two doggies up. Go on Squidward!
Mr Krabs: Hurry up Squidward, that money ain't gettin' any younger!
[Squidward connects the two halfs and a bright light activates]
Squidward: (Happily)
Sandy: (In Disbeleif)
Patrick: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Spongebob:Hoo hoo yeah, hoo hoo hoo!
[A van drops from the ceiling]
Squidward: The magical path to Atlantis is a Van?
Mr Krabs: Nice Hotrod Flames!
Patrick: [Coin spins and attatches itself to the van] What's it doing?
Sandy: Well, holly-wally ding-dang-doo. Would ya' look at that! Take a gander y'all.
Squidward: Fabulous decor!
Mr Krabs: Quite a vessel, but who's manning it?
Robot: Greetings. Welcome upboard the sea-ship Atlantis. This is a non-stop trip, so please take a seat, relax, and we'll be on our way.
Mr. Krabs: (runs up to a seat and puts his claw in it) I bet there's some loose change in here.
Spongebob: (He and Patrick jump onto a seat and relax) Ahhhh, so this is what luxury feels like.
Squidward: Ah, what I wouldn't give for a foot-rub. (Two mechanical hands rub Squidward's feet) Ahhhhh.
Robot: Attention passengers, regretfully we lack the fuel needed for forward motion.
Unison: What!?
(Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs push the van to a gas station. Mr. Krabs's bumps the van with the gas hose and looks around the van)
Mr Krabs: Is this some kind of joke! Where's the gas tank!
Robot: We Atlanteans find the use of fossil fuels to be counter-intuitive and have developed an alternative source we call-song.
Mr. Krabs: Uh?
Robot: The engine of this vessel is fueld by Song. The more you sing of your desires, the closer you will get to Atlantis. Let us commence singing.
Squidward: Does that make any sense?
Spongebob: No, but I'm game for singing any day!
Song
Spongebob: Sing, sing a song, a song of wanting to move along. To a land where all our dre-e. (The van starts to lift but then crashes down) OUCH! Sorry. To a land where all our dreeeeeams, (The van rises up again and flys off) can finally come true. A bubble I long for and so it leads me, but soon enough I will seeeeeeeeeeeeeee............(Spongebob is flying around on bubbles)
Mr Krabs: Well that's just splendid boy! a land where it rains money! More than you can spend. With fives and tens and fifties and I'll want to be your friend. (Mr. Krabs is on a flying dollar and is collecting money that's raining from clouds into his umbrellas)
Plankton: (hiding in the glove compartment) He, he he. Such a valiant desire-hehehe. The lost weapons of Atlantis-the most advanced of all time. Soon as this filthy song is done I plan to make them miiiiine!
Sandy: Did you all hear something! (wearing a hat and playing the guitar) I can hardly believe that there's a lost city where having smarts is more important-than being pretty! (in a laboratory with two other scientists and pours a green liquid, causing her to make two versions of herself with different appearances) With all their advanced science, and my painfully enlarged mind!
Sandy #2: [Clone] I bet we can figure out how to make wondrous things, like melons with edible rinds! (both Sandy clones bite on watermelons)
Squidward: (playing a piano) As a connosieur of fine art-I'm proud to say! I've always seen things in my own special way! ARTlantis, with their glorious ascetics, I'll cop their style within a while - my art will be profetic!
Patrick: I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick, Patrick-Patrick-Patrick! And-And I like um, uhhhh, I don't know what I like.
(Van starts to fall)
Robot: Warning, you have run out of song fuel.
Unison: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squidward: Hey look, it's Atlantis.
Spongebob: Pretty!
Unison: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Bus crashes. Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Sandy peek outside from the door]
Squidward: You dimwits haven't even been here two minutes and you've already messed up someone's topiary garden!
(Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs walk to a building with lots of steps)
Mr. Krabs: (pushes Spongebob) Go on Spongebob. Ring the bell!
Spongebob: (reads the sign) Ring for the king, uh?
(Spongebob rings the bell, a fanfare comes out of the building, a red carpet comes out of the entrance, which rolls on Spongebob's shoes, and a robotic hand throws out flower petals from a basket following it)
Lord Royal Highness: Welcome to Atlantis. I've been expecting you. (trips on a bump, falls down the stairs to the ground, and stands up) Allow me to introduce myself. I am the Lord Royal Highness, but my friends call me LRH.
Spongebob: My friends call me Spongebob. I'm here to see the oldest bubble. (Spongebob and Lord Royal Highness shake hands)
Lord Royal Highness: Yes, of course.
Mr. Krabs: (looking at the road) What a rip-off. This street ain't gold!
Lord Royal Highness: Well, if it's gold you want, you'll find it in our vault.
Mr. Krabs: (shakes hands with LRH) I'm Eugene. I like money.
Lord Royal Highness: I can see that. Pleasure to meet you. Come, I'll give you the grand tour of our Atlantean fortress. I'm so glad you're all here.
Plankton: They're gone. Now to get to those weapons. (Plankton runs back and tries to bash his way out, but smashes into the door and falls on his back, with his arms broken off and then fallen back on his body) Trapped! Okay, what do I have to work with here? (Finds a flashlight, turns it on, and finds a book) What's this? Owner's Manual? (opens book) Looks like I found my escape route. (comes out through a pipe) Ow!
Lord Royal Highness: For centuries, we Atlanteans spent nah wasted our talents and energy building the most sophisticated weaponry to defend ourselves from invaders, but we abandoned the idea of warfare long ago and now all these weapons gather dust behind this locked door as an example of what must be done if one wishes to live in harmony with all creatures of this or any world.
Mr. Krabs: (sighs of boredom) Yeah, harmony, schmarmony! When do we get to see the treasure?
Lord Royal Highness: But of course. Follow me.
Mr. Krabs: (shoves everyone out of the way) Coming through boys!
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