Attack of the SpongeBob DVDs/transcript

Narrator: Grab your guppies & head for the reefs! (shows the customers screaming in a panic)

Squidward: PANIC!!!

Narrator: It's THE ATTACK OF THE SPONGEBOB DVDs!!!!! (shows one of those Spongebob-Squidward combined monstrosities scaring a would-be mom) TERROR! (shows Patrick & Spongebob laughing) INSANITY!!

Spongebob: SQUIDWARD, WE'RE OUT OF NAPKINS!

Narrator: NO NAPKINS!!!

Spongebob: OUT OF NAPKINS!!!

Narrator: Over 25 DVDs of PULSE-POUNDING SPONGINESS!!! (shows the infamous Who Barges into Squidward's House meme) Including swarms of seasoned box sets like SEASON 4 Vol. 1, SEASON 4 Vol. 2, & SEASON 5 Vol. 1! (shows the gang screaming as they braced for impact) & witness the sponge-tingling rampage of classic DVDs including Lost in Time, Whale of a Birthday, Karate Island, Friend or Foe?, Bikini Bottom Adventures, Atlantis SquarePantis, & MORE!!! & LOOK OUT FOR OTHER SPONGEBOB DVDS COMING SOON!!!!!

Spongebob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another narrator: The DVDs are not actually frightening & will not attack you or go on a rampage. They were just kindly sober discs to put on a DVD player & it helps you sent to your happy place.

Narrator: & they're available NOW!!!