Attack of the SpongeBob DVDs/transcript
Appearance
This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Commercial short "Attack of the SpongeBob DVDs," which aired on 2008.
- Narrator: Grab your guppies & head for the reefs! [The customers scream in panic in clip from "Born to Be Wild."]
- Squidward: [in clip from "Born to Be Wild"] Panic!
- Narrator: It's the attack of the SpongeBob DVDs! [The Friend or Foe?, Lost in Time, SpongeBob's Atlantis SquarePantis, and Whale of a Birthday DVDs are shown.]
- [Incidental 63 screams at SpongeBob and Squidward being merged together in clip from "SquidBob TentaclePants."]
- Narrator: Terror! [SpongeBob and Patrick laugh in clip from "Patrick SmartPants"] Insanity!
- SpongeBob: [in clip from "Born to Be Wild"] Squidward, we're out of napkins!
- Narrator: No napkins!
- SpongeBob: [in clip from "Born to Be Wild"] Out of napkins!
- Narrator: [Clips from "Shell of a Man," "Fear of a Krabby Patty," "Dunces and Dragons," and "Have You Seen This Snail?" are shown.] Over 25 DVDs of pulse-pounding sponginess! [Clips from "Good Neighbors" and "Funny Pants" are shown.] Including swarms of seasoned box sets like Season 4 Volume 1, Season 4 Volume 2, and Season 5 Volume 1! [clips from "Atlantis SquarePantis," "Born to Be Wild," and "Have You Seen This Snail?" are shown] And witness the sponge-tingling rampage of classic DVDs, including Lost in Time, Whale of a Birthday, Karate Island, Friend or Foe?, Bikini Bottom Adventures, Atlantis SquarePantis, and more! [clips from "Karate Island" and "Atlantis SquarePantis" are shown] and look out for other SpongeBob DVDs coming soon!
- [SpongeBob screams in clip from "Fear of a Krabby Patty."]
- Narrator 2: [Clips from "Patrick SmartPants," "Best Day Ever," "The Original Fry Cook," and "Waiting" are shown.] The DVDs are not actually frightening and will not attack you or go on a rampage. They were just tiny sober discs that you put into a DVD player that help send you to your happy place.
- Narrator: And they're available now!