Backpay Payback/transcript
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This article is a transcript of the The Patrick Star Show episode "Backpay Payback/transcript" from season , which aired on .
- [The episode begins with Squidward delivering newspapers to homes throughout the neighborhood.]
- Squidward: La da dee, la da dum... [humming. He arrives at a house and rings the doorbell] Delivering the newspaper, ya-ta-ta-ta!
- Incidental: [reading the newspaper headlines] Trouble in Shell City? [dresses as a superhero and gives Squidward the tip as he glides away] Thanks, Squidward!
- Squidward: [as the guard worm barks at him] Walking down the street, ya-ta-ta-ta! [freaks out as the guard worm lands on top of him, gives him the tip, and kisses his nose. Squidward delivers the newspaper in return.] Worms kiss my nose, ya-ta-ta-ta! [approaching the Star Family home] This guy never pays, ya-ta-ta-ta. [rings the doorbell]
- Cecil: Oh boy! A newspaper for me?
- Squidward: Huh?
- Cecil: Thanks, paper boy! [takes the newspaper]
- Squidward: You still owe me cash! Ya-ta-ta-ta!
- Cecil: I'll heard ya back! Ya-ta-ta-ta!
- Squidward: [tries entering the Star Family house door but Cecil cuts his two tentacles. He then tries to enter the window but Cecil cuts his left arm. He then tries entering the Star Family house door again but Cecil cuts his two other tentacles] Aha. [Cecil opens a window so then Squidward would be able to enter but then gets his head cut off] Typical.
- Cecil: Let's put our brains together.
- GrandPat: I think I have an idea.
- Patrick: [laughs]
- Patrick: Touchdown!
- Patrick: I won!