BassWard/transcript
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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "BassWard" from season 14, which aired on November 23, 2023.
- [The episode opens at the Bikini Bottom train station. Squidward, with his luggage, waits for the train to arrive.]
- Squidward: Jetsam City, here I come! This is going to be the best weekend ever!
- Bubble Bass: Where did you get such an adorable baby who clearly wants the window [opens the window] open.
- [The heavy breeze causes several train passenger items to fly out.]
- Squidward: [angrily] The baby wants it [closes the window] closed!
- Bubble Bass: The baby wants it [reopens the window] open.
- Squidward: [recloses the window] Closed!
- Bubble Bass: [reopens the window] Open!
- Squidward: [recloses the window] Closed!
- Bubble Bass: [reopens the window] Open! [the baby files out]
- Squidward and Bubble Bass: Huh? The baby!
- Bubble Bass: We're going to die out here!
- Squidward: Huh? Maybe not, look! Old Man Jenkins has a farm.
- Bubble Bass: And on that farm, he has a ride?
- Squidward and Bubble Bass: E-I-E-I-O!
- Squidward: With a tractor here...
- Bubble Bass: And some horsies there...
- Squidward: Here a boat...
- Bubble Bass: Here a bike...
- Squidward and Bubble Bass: Everywhere our boots to hide!
- Bubble Bass: Old Man Jenkins has a plane.
- Squidward: E-I-E-I...oh yeah. Quit it.