2019 Kids' Choice Awards short/transcript

[A Nickelodeon blimp falls from above, hitting Patrick on the head.]
Patrick: Oh! A fancy sandwich! [He inhales the blimp.] Smells like salami.
SpongeBob: No, Patrick! [He takes the blimp out of Patrick's nose.]
SpongeBob: Orange, blimp shaped, it's obviously... A visitor from beyond!
SpongeBob: Tell us your secrets!
[A hatch opens, revealing some microphones.]
French Narrator: Here are more of tonight's winners.
[He announces some of the winners.]
SpongeBob: I don't understand.
Patrick: Me neither. [It is revealed that he was eating the blimp.] Why don't you taste like salami?