Battle for Bikini Bottom (home console)/transcript

Template:VTab This article is the transcript of the video game, Battle for Bikini Bottom, which was released on October 31, 2003.

Non-Cutscene Specific

SpongeBob SquarePants

• Upon getting damaged:
  • "As long as these Pants are Square, and this Sponge is Bob, I will not let Bikini Bottom down!"
  • "Ready for another fantastic day!"
  • "Go, SpongeBob! Go, SpongeBob! Go, SpongeBob!"
  • "Go SpongeBob! It's your birthday!"
  • "998, 999, 1000... Ready or not, Here I come!"
• "(inhales) I love the smell of bubbles in the morning. Smells like... victory."
• In SpongeBob's Kitchen: "I'd make myself a snack... BUT THERE'S NO TIME!!!"
• In SpongeBob's Bedroom: "Maybe a little bounce on the old bed."
• In SpongeBob's Attic: "This is where I keep all my old comic books."
• Boarding a bungee hook: "The ultimate wedgie experience!"
• "Uh-oh! I CAN'T SWIM!"
• "Water... rising... must... get... to... higher... ground!!"
• On pushing a button: "Sometimes, pushing a single button is the most satisfying. Push. Push. Push, push."
• On collecting Stage Object: "Number 1 on the Bikini Bottom Scavenger Hunt, 3 years running. A-thank you."
• On collecting Underwear:
  • "I feel like a new sponge!"
  • "Fresh, like a spring breeze."
• On collecting one of Patrick's Lost Socks:
  • "P.U.! Patrick needs to do laundry."
  • "Another find for Patrick!"
  • "Boy, Patrick will be glad to have this back!"
• On collecting Golden Spatulas:
  • (laughs)
• Encountering Fodder Robot: "Just my size!"
• Encountering Ham-Mer Robot: "Ham, mer! Ha! I get it!"
• Encountering G-Love robot: "Somehow, I don't think he needs a hand."
• Encountering Tar-Tar robot: "Tar-tar sauce! THE HORROR!"
• Encountering Monsoon robot: "Rain, rain, go away!"
• Encountering Sleepy-Time robot: "Time for a little sleepy sneak."
• Encountering Tubelet robots: "Terror in triplicate!"
• Encountering Slick robot: "Slippery road ahead!"
• When attacking a robot: "Take that!"
• When destroying tikis: "I love opening presents."
• On collecting Shiny Objects:
  • "Too pretty... can't take it!"
  • "Cha-ching!"
  • "Pooh, sparkly!"
  • "It shines."
• on using Bubble Bowl:
  • "Bowl-o-rama!"
  • "Strrrrrr-ike!"
• On using Cruise Bubble:
  • "Bubble Power!"
  • "Say hello to my little bubble friend."
  • "SpongeBob to mission control, the launch is a go."
  • '""Comin' at ya!"
• Upon getting a super-ultra-mega-monster-combo (seldomly also on smaller ones)
  • "You just met the Sponge-inator."
• When getting hurt:
  • "Yow!"
  • "Ouch"
  • "Ow!"'
• When entering Patrick's rock: "Living under a rock. Now that's the life."
• Upon entering Shady Shoals: "Ahh, checkers! The king of non-contact sports!"
• At the Krusty Krab: "I feel like I should be working!"
• At Sandy's Treedome:
  • "Waaaateeeer...."
  • "Wormy! Here, Wormy...."
  • "Oh, Hi Sandy!"
  • "Water would be nice."
• When entering Squidward’s house: "I didn’t know Squidward had a lamp!"

Patrick Star

• Upon getting damaged: "You broke my rhythm, now I'm gonna break something of yours!"
• On pushing a button: "Must... push... button! Can't... stop... self!"
• On collecting Shiny Object: "So shiny!"
• On collecting Purple Shiny Object: "I'm sure gonna carry a lot of stuff around."
• Encountering any robot "I will crush them!"
• Encountering Ham-Mer Robot: "I don't get it."
• Encountering G-Love robot: "It's kinda hypnotic."
• Upon destroying tikis: " Ooh, wooden presents!"
• Upon touching Thunder Tiki: "Uh-oh! This one goes boom!"
• On collecting Underwear:
  • "That's better."
  • "I don't think SpongeBob's underwear fits quite right."
• Collecting a golden spatula: "Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!"'
• On using Belly Slam:
  • "Cannonball!"
  • "Oof! Hey, my back feels better!"
• On picking up an object: "Whoo! Up we go!"
• When getting hurt:
  • "Ooch!"
  • "Ouch!"
  • "Youch"

Sandy Cheeks

• On using her lasso:
  • "Nothing like a good ol' ropin' to get the heart pumpin'!"
  • "Whoooo-hoo!"
  • "Flyin' squirrel coming through!"
  • "Cowabunga!"
• When attacking a robot:
  • "Take that!"
  • "One less varmint!"
  • "That's for messing with Texas!"
  • "Hi-yah!"
• On collecting Shiny Object: "The shinier, the better."
• On collecting Purple Shiny Object: "Someone better make good use of all these."
• On collecting Stage Object: "There's another one."
• On collecting Underwear:
  • "Okay, well, that’s better."
  • "Feelin' refreshed!"
  • "Ew! I can't believe I'm wearing SpongeBob's underwear!"
• On collecting one of Patrick's Lost Socks:
  • "Ew! Do I really have to carry Patrick's socks?"
  • "Well, I suppose it'll make Patrick happy."
• Encountering any robot: Buzz off, you little pest!"
• Encountering G-Love robot: "I'm gettin' dizzy just watchin'."
• Encountering Slick robot: "A little oil doesn't scare me. I'm from Texas!"
• Encountering
• Collecting a golden spatula:"Hi-ya!"
• When getting hurt:

"Gah!" "Woah!" '""Ow!"

Announcer Fish

• When SpongeBob has an opportunity to attack boss: "What an opening for a guy literally filled with openings!"
• When SpongeBob attacks the boss robot: "That's the ticket!"
• "Great Barrier Reef!"
• "And the robot is down!"
• "That does it! SpongeBob is back in the fight!"
• "Nice move by SpongeBob! This match is just about over."
• When SpongeBob gets hurt:
• "Close encounters of the painful kind!"
• "Oh the humanity! Or should I say the fish-anity!"
• When SpongeBob loses track of the boss: "I guess SpongeBob won't be winning that way!"

Dialogue

• When Spongebob gives Patrick 10 socks:

Patrick: Wow, Spongebob, you found some!

SpongeBob: Now they're back home, safe where they belong.

Patrick: [gives SpongeBob Golden Spatula] Here's your Golden backscratcher.

SpongeBob: Spatula.

Patrick: I don't speak Italian.

• When SpongeBob trades Mr. Krabs Shiny Objects:

Mr. Krabs: So, do you want to trade Shiny Objects for a Golden Spatula?

[gives SpongeBob Golden Spatula] That's quality craftsmanship, that is. Come again.