Battle for Bikini Bottom (home console)/transcript

Template:VTab This article is the transcript of the video game, Battle for Bikini Bottom, which was released on October 31, 2003.

Bikini Bottom (first area)

(Zooms out to show the Chum Bucket, then the inside to show Plankton next to a machine)

(Changes out to show Spongebob's House)

(A Fodder is shown outside of SpongeBob's house)

(The alarm goes off and SpongeBob awakens and gets out of bed.)

Jellyfish Fields

(Squidward is shown screaming and running away from a Fodder. Three jellyfish corner him, then zap him, causing him to get thrown into the air before landing on the ground)

(The Fodder laughs and then leaves)

Bikini Bottom (second area)

Cuts to the sign on the Chum Bucket then back to Plankton)

Mermalair

(The Ham-Mer robots are now destroyed and Prawn is now frozen.)

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Sand Mountain

(Cuts to Patrick)

The Industrial Park

(Squidward is shown at the Industrial Park running away from Robo-Patrick as he trys to crush Squidward then freezes him)

(Squidward is shown frozen)

(Robo-Patrick is shown licking his ice cream.)

(A note is shown on the back of Robo-Ptrick and it says, "Kick me here!")

(Robo-Patrick is hit and then burps and fells on the floor, SpongeBob is scared and then tries to run but gets frozen)

(Robo-Patrick screams then blows up into many pieces.)

Final Boss

(SpongeBot SteelPants is seen moving left and right then the camera pans to Patrick, Sandy and Squidward)

(SpongeBot starts to hits a few platforms, malfunctions and falls-apart and land on SpongeBob)

(SpongeBot grows Anchor Arms then Robo-Plankton flys up)

(Robo-Plankton went inside of SpongeBot's head)

(SpongeBob went inside of SpongeBot's head)

(SpongeBot SteelPants notices something amiss, then forces both SpongeBob and Robo-Plankton out of its left ear, has its arms deflate and gets crunched up into the arena's perimeter pit and shuts down)

(Squidward was about to leave the chum bucket)

Non-Cutscene Specific

SpongeBob SquarePants

• Upon getting damaged:
  • "As long as these Pants are Square, and this Sponge is Bob, i will not let Bikini Bottom down!"
  • "Ready for another fantastic day!"
  • "Go SpongeBob! Go SpongeBob! Go SpongeBob!"
  • "Go SpongeBob! It's your birthday!"
  • "998, 999, 1000... Ready or not, Here i come!"
• "(inhales) I love the smell of bubbles in the morning. Smells like... victory."
• In SpongeBob's Kitchen: "I'd make myself a snack... BUT THERE'S NO TIME!!!"
• In SpongeBob's Bedroom: "Maybe a little bounce on the old bed."
• In SpongeBob's Attic: "This is where i keep all my old comic books."
• Boarding a bungee hook: "The ultimate wedgie experience!"
• "Uh-oh! I CAN'T SWIM!"
• "Water... rising... must... get... to... higher... ground!!"
• On pushing a button: "Sometimes, pushing a single button is the most satisfying. Push. Push. Push, push."
• On collecting Stage Object: "Number 1 on the Bikini Bottom Scavenger Hunt, 3 years running. A-thank you."
• On collecting Underwear:
  • "I feel like a new sponge!"
  • "Fresh, like a spring breeze."
• On collecting one of Patrick's Lost Socks:
  • "P.U.! Patrick needs to do laundry."
  • "Another find for Patrick!"
  • "Boy, Patrick will be glad to have this back!"
• On collecting Golden Spatulas:
  • (laughs)
• Encountering Fodder Robot: "Just my size!"
• Encountering Ham-Mer Robot: "Ham, mer! Ha! I get it!"
• Encountering G-Love robot: "Somehow, I don't think he needs a hand."
• Encountering Tar-Tar robot: "Tar-tar sauce! THE HORROR!"
• Encountering Monsoon robot: "Rain, rain, go away!"
• Encountering Sleepy-Time robot: "Time for a little sleepy sneak."
• Encountering Tubelet robots: "Terror in triplicate!"
• Encountering Slick robot: "Slippery road ahead!"
• When attacking a robot: "Take that!"
• When destroying tikis: "I love opening presents."
• On collecting Shiny Objects:
  • "Too pretty... can't take it!"
  • "Cha-ching!"
  • "Pooh, sparkly!"
  • "It shines."
• on using Bubble Bowl:
  • "Bowl-o-rama!"
  • "Strrrrrr-ike!"
• On using Cruise Bubble:
  • "Bubble Power!"
  • "Say hello to my little bubble friend."
  • "SpongeBob to mission control, the launch is a go."
  • '""Comin' at ya!"
• Upon getting a super-ultra-mega-monster-combo (seldomly also on smaller ones)
  • "You just met the Sponge-inator."
• When getting hurt:
  • "Yow!"
  • "Ouch"
  • "Ow!"'
• When entering Patrick's rock: "Living under a rock. Now that's the life."
• Upon entering Shady Shoals: "Ahh, checkers! The king of non-contact sports!"
• At the Krusty Krab: "I feel like i should be working!"
• At Sandy's Treedome:
  • "Waaaateeeer...."
  • "Wormy! Here, Wormy...."
  • "Oh, Hi Sandy!"
  • "Water would be nice."
• When entering Squidward’s house: "I didn’t know Squidward had a lamp!"

Patrick Star

• Upon getting damaged: "You broke my rhythm, now I'm gonna break something of yours!"
• On pushing a button: "Must... push... button! Can't... stop... self!"
• On collecting Shiny Object: "So shiny!"
• On collecting Purple Shiny Object: "I'm sure gonna carry a lot of stuff around."
• Encountering any robot "I will crush them!"
• Encountering Ham-Mer Robot: "I don't get it."
• Encountering G-Love robot: "It's kinda hypnotic."
• Upon destroying tikis: " Ooh, wooden presents!"
• Upon touching Thunder Tiki: "Uh-oh! This one goes boom!"
• On collecting Underwear:
  • "That's better."
  • "I don't think SpongeBob's underwear fits quite right."
• Collecting a golden spatula: "Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!"'
• On using Belly Slam:
  • "Cannonball!"
  • "Oof! Hey, my back feels better!"
• On picking up an object: "Whoo! Up we go!"
• When getting hurt:
  • "Ooch!"
  • "Ow!"
  • "Youch"

Sandy Cheeks

• On using her lasso:
  • "Nothing like a good ol' ropin' to get the heart pumpin'!"
  • "Whoooo-hoo!"
  • "Flyin' squirrel coming through!"
  • "Cowabunga!"
• When attacking a robot:
  • "Take that!"
  • "One less varmint!"
  • "That's for messing with Texas!"
  • "Hi-yah!"
• On collecting Shiny Object: "The shinier, the better."
• On collecting Purple Shiny Object: "Someone better make good use of all these."
• On collecting Stage Object: "There's another one."
• On collecting Underwear:
  • "Okay, well, that’s better."
  • "Feelin' refreshed!"
  • "Ew! I can't believe i'm wearing SpongeBob's underwear!"
• On collecting one of Patrick's Lost Socks:
  • "Ew! Do i really have to carry Patrick's socks?"
  • "Well, i suppose it'll make Patrick happy."
• Encountering any robot: Buzz off, you little pest!"
• Encountering G-Love robot: "I'm gettin' dizzy just watchin'."
• Encountering Slick robot: "A little oil doesn't scare me. I'm from Texas!"
• Collecting a golden spatula:"Hi-ya!"
• When getting hurt:

"Gah!" "Woah!" '""Ow!"

Announcer Fish

• When SpongeBob has an opportunity to attack boss: "What an opening for a guy literally filled with openings!"
• When SpongeBob attacks the boss robot: "That's the ticket!"
• "Great Barrier Reef!"
• "And the robot is down!"
• "That does it! SpongeBob is back in the fight!"
• "Nice move by SpongeBob! This match is just about over."
• When SpongeBob gets hurt:
• "Close encounters of the painful kind!"
• "Oh the humanity! Or should i say the fish-anity!"
• When SpongeBob loses track of the boss: "I guess SpongeBob won't be winning that way!"

Dialogue

• When Spongebob gives Patrick 10 socks:

Patrick: Wow, Spongebob, you found some!

SpongeBob: Now they're back home, safe where they belong.

Patrick: [gives SpongeBob Golden Spatula] Here's your Golden backscratcher.

SpongeBob: Spatula.

Patrick: I don't speak Italian.

• When SpongeBob trades Mr. Krabs Shiny Objects:

Mr. Krabs: So, do you want to trade Shiny Objects for a Golden Spatula?

[gives SpongeBob Golden Spatula] That's quality craftsmanship, that is. Come again.