2025 Kids' Choice Awards short/transcript

[An orange blimp is about to fall on SpongeBob.]
SpongeBob: What's this? [grabs the blimp] An award from the surface? Thank you!
[A horn sounds, startling SpongeBob. The horn comes from the boat Patrick is driving.]
Patrick: [takes shades off] Look what I bought with our reward, buddy!
SpongeBob: Um, there wasn't any money with this award.
Patrick: Uh-oh. Hey, you wanna buy a boat?
[SpongeBob runs away backwards, ending the short.]