Bogus Business Bureau

The Bogus Business Bureau is an organization dedicated to making sure that all businesses follow the rules and that all customers are treated fairly.

History

The organization is mentioned in "For Here or to Go," after Template:Data:Links calls them to lodge a complaint after Template:Data:Links would not allow him to participate in the annual bun seed counting contest at the Krusty Krab. Its most famous member is Agent Twirp.

When a complaint against a restaurant is brought before the Bureau, Agent Twirp and his workers will smash through the roof of the offending business and ask to speak to the manager. He will then tell the manager what rule he or she is breaking and tell him or her to follow it, otherwise, he will shut down their business. One rule is that a customer must be served, no matter how "diminutive" or "annoying" they are. A second is that if the business is running a counting contest (seeds, jellybeans, etc.) and the customer guesses the correct amount, the result is not deemed official unless the items are all counted.

Trivia

• The name of this bureau is a reference to the Better Business Bureau. The purpose of both organizations is to make sure businesses are not being unfair to customers.
  • In "The Check-Up," an organization called the B.B.B.B.B. (Bikini Bottom Better Business Bureau) is mentioned. It is unknown if the two are connected in any way.