Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast/transcript

Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast

General information

Amusement ride №:

1

Opening date:

April 11, 2003

Chronology

SpongeBob Policy Promo

SpongeBob: Welcome to Nicktoons Studios! We hope you enjoy your visit. While you're on the ride, we ask that you refrain from the following activities: (Smoking, eating, drinking, ripping your pants! (laughs), blowing bubbles, pets are not allowed, such as the following: baby clams, sea snails, and huge giant land people's worms) Thank you for joining us, and we hope you enjoy your- [screams as he runs away from the Alaskan Bull Worm]

Pre-show

The ride begins with Carl fixing a rocket.

Jimmy Neutron: Carl, that's an advanced piece of high-tech quality home-crafted rocketry, not a toy. Plus, we have a presentation coming up, uh hu-hu, now I guess. Hello everyone! I'm Jimmy Neutron, and this is my cybernetic K9, Goddard. That's Carl over there NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING...

Carl: Dang!

Jimmy Neutron: Welcome to my rocket lab, right here at Nicktoons Studios! Goddard, floor plan.

Goddard: Bark! Bark!

Jimmy Neutron: This is where the Rugrats live. Over two seven klicks, east-south-east of that is Arnold's neighborhood. And right here, precisely at sea level is Bikini Bottom. And of course, my Rocket Lab, where we are right now! Finally, it's with great pleasure and pride that I present to you...the Mark IV! [Carl is seen not controlling it] *sigh* Carl!

Carl: [screams until the Mark IV hits the ground] The room's looking really busy...

Jimmy Neutron: Along with the Mark IV is my Mark II, and the original, slightly unpredictable Mark I.

Carl: What happened to the Mark III?

Jimmy Neutron: Don't ask... The Mark IV is triumphant in engineering. It's the fastest, strongest rocket ever built.

Alarm plays

Carl: What's that, Jim?

Jimmy Neutron: VOX, status report!

VOX: Intruder detected outside the rocket lab, Jimmy.

Jimmy Neutron: Security cam! Check the perimeter. All seems fine. Please, let me know if you see anything. If the Mark IV lands in the wrong hands... Maybe it's just a false alarm. Probably a bug in the security system.

Carl: Jimmy... [Ooblar arrives] A Yolkian!

Ooblar: So, Jimmy Neutron, my old nemesis, we meet again!

Carl: I hope nemesis means buddy.

Jimmy Neutron: Ooblar! What are you doing here?!

Ooblar: You left THIS on my ship!

Carl: Mr. Fluffkins!

Jimmy Neutron: You came ALL THIS WAY to return Carl's bear.

Ooblar: Oh my, Neutron! Just wait 'till you see what we've got planed for you. We made a tape.

Carl: Cool.

Jimmy Neutron: Carl...

Cut scene-tape

Ooblar: Please, can I enslave him?

King Goobot: No.

Ooblar: Please?

King Goobot: No.

Ooblar: Please?

King Goobot: No.

Ooblar: Please?

King Goobot: Nooo.

Ooblar: Please?

King Goobot: Fine!

Ooblar: Wehooo!!

King Goobot: Jimmy Neutron's developed a powerful new rocket, the Mark IV. Steal it. Bring it back here. Then we'll duplicate it so my egg armies will use it to...ENSLAVE THE EARTH!!!

Ooblar: But enslaving the Earth was MY idea!

King Goobot: Whatever. Just get me that ship.

End of cut scene-tape

Jimmy Neutron: Ooblar!

Carl: Jimmy, you've got to stop him!

Ooblar: Too late, Neutron! I claim the rocket in the name of Yolkus!

Jimmy Neutron: Carl, the remote!

Ooblar: GIVE ME THAT! ...or I'll hurt you.

Carl: Okay.

Jimmy Neutron: Carl!

Carl: I couldn't help it Jim. He used some kind of space mind meld on me.

Jimmy Neutron: Come on Carl, you have to stop Ooblar! We're the only ones who can save the Nicktoons, and the planet!
Carl: We? No Jimmy, I don't think that's a good-
Jimmy Neutron: We'll take the Mark II and you guys follow the Mark I.
Carl: I thought you said the Mark I was slightly unpredictable.
Jimmy Neutron: Well, it's not totally unpredictable. Besides, I'll pilot the Mark I by remote control. What could go wrong?
As the Mark I steams, the screen signals to black.
Jimmy Neutron: I can fix that.
Carl: Mommy...
Jimmy Neutron: Come on! The rockets are waiting...

Ride

Carl: 10, let's not do this. 9, how 'bout we go home. 8- (the line was cut in the workprint version)

Jimmy Neutron: [the bars with the letter N open] The heck with the countdown. We gotta blast.

Goddard: Bark! Bark!

Jimmy Neutron: Come on, Goddard!

Carl: Woaaw! Man, I'm glad I'm not in that thing.

Jimmy Neutron: There's Ooblar! Okay everybody, hang on!

Carl: I'm way ahead of you Jim. Whoa!

Jimmy Neutron: Look out for the slime tower!

Ooblar: Look out, earthlings! I'm an egg on a mission!

Ooblar: Nice catch!

Helga: Hey Arnold!

Carl: Whoa, Jim. Whoa, Jim. Jim- Jimmy!

Ooblar: Eat my cosmic dust humans! Haha!

Carl: Jimmy! Rugrat, 12 o' clock!

Jimmy Neutron: Goddard! Robo Claw!

It grabs Angelica Pickles

Angelica Pickles: [screaming] What's the big idea?! Whoa! What are you diaper guys looking at?!

Carl: That was close.

Jimmy Neutron: This is gonna be closer!

Carl: [screams] Fairies!

Jimmy Neutron: Cosmo, Wanda. You gotta help us!

Cosmo: Elvis? You got it!

Elvis: Hey! Thank you very much. Good to be here.

Carl: Ooh! My aching head!

Cosmo: Bacon head? Okay! [Carl screams in response]

Elvis: Ohh! Bacon!

Carl: Don't let him eat my hair Jimmy!

Jimmy Neutron: Ugh, this isn't really helping guys!

Wanda: Oh, Cosmo, just give him your wand!

Cosmo: Okay. Here, Carl!

Carl: Go away! [Elvis disappears]

Jimmy Neutron: Carl, we have to follow him!

Wanda: Sounds like a wish!

Jimmy & Carl teleport to the Yolkian planet

Carl: Whoa! (not included on the workprint version)

Jimmy Neutron: Oh no, that's the Yolkian planet!

Carl: Uh, Jim, they don't really like us here.

Jimmy Neutron: We've got to stop him, Carl!

Carl: Oh, I've got a funny feeling, and this time I don't think it's death!

Ooblar: Have some of this, Neutron! Whoa! Oh! [knocks 6 Yolkiens off the Bowling Alley] Strike!

Taxi driver: Taxi! Taxi!

They travel around the planet.

Goddard: Bark! Bark!

French Yolkian:: Z'ieste metalli da ruino!

Paper Boy: Extra! Extra! Rocket boy returns! (In the workprint version, he just says "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!")

Jimmy Neutron: It's a trap!

King Goobot: Jimmy! It's so nice to see you. And your little friends too. And you know there's one more friend that's been looking very forward to seeing you.

Jimmy Neutron: Poultra!

Poultra: Bakawk!

Ooblar: Yes, Poultra will teach you the meaning of...

Poultra: Bakawk!

Ooblar: Ow.

Jimmy: Hang on everybody! This is gonna get wicked!

Poultra chases them

King Goobot: Stop them, you idiots!

Ooblar: I was hoping for overeasy... [falling]

Jimmy: Carl, we've lost power! Take your pants off and wrap it around the remodulator while I- [Interrupted by Carl]

Carl: I wanna go home!

They teleport back to earth.

Jimmy: Uh-oh...

Carl: I'm kinda hoping uh-oh is a pilot term-

Jimmy: Nothing to worry about, Carl; prepare to splash down.

Carl: Okay, whatever you say...[screaming]

We now go through Bikini Bottom

Patrick: SpongeBob, look!

SpongeBob: Wow! A rocket powered jellyfish! Here, jelly, jelly... whoa! [lands at Jimmy and catches his rocket] Gotcha!

Jimmy: Wait! I can't see!

They cut the pineapple, which was SpongeBob's house. Squidward was seen playing his clarinet until he looks at the window where all parts of the pineapple was thrown away at a yellow can.

SpongeBob: I'm bringin' it around town! Hello, Larry. Hello, Sandy. [they hit a sign] Whoa! Mornin', Mrs. Puff! Hello, secondary characters! Sandy, you look- [he screams as they crash through the Krusty Krab and grabbed Mr. Krabs and his costumers for some reason.]

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me customers!

SpongeBob: Whoa Come back! [we fly past the drain pipe.] Oh, barnacles!

We now come back to Jimmy Neutron's rocket lab.

Jimmy: See that Carl? Back home; safe and sound.

Carl: Now I just have to want for my pants to dry, cuz if they don't I get a-

King Goobot crashes inside.

King Goobot: You may have scrambled my bumbling brother, Neutron, but you rule the day you [a green bubble appears over Jimmy and Goddard] scorned me! Now I have control, and you shall all suffer a fate beyond your worst nightmare! Dah! Dance! Dance the dance of a chicken!

Jimmy: Carl! Do something!

Carl: I don't think I can, Jimmy, the rhythm's got me! Besides, what can I do?

Jimmy: Cosmo's wand!

Carl: Oh, yeah! Super powered laser thingy! [shoots the green bubble as shooting lasers are heard] Cool! [the bubble pops, as well as King Goobot]

King Goobot: Oh, poo.

Jimmy: Nice shot, Carl!

Carl: Uh, thanks, Jim. Check this out! [starts spawning mass amounts of llamas while saying "Llama"

Jimmy: Well, thanks, for helping me save the universe. Gotta blast!

The bars closes to how the ride started.

Carl: Llama, llama, llama-

Jimmy: Carl!