List of commercials
This is a list of commercials in SpongeBob SquarePants.
Anchor Arms
The Anchor Arms commercial is a commercial that was shown on SpongeBob's TV in the episode "MuscleBob BuffPants." It is a commercial starring the shark nerd about getting fake muscles.
- Shark nerd: Hey, you! Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy! "Oh, I'm a little peanut worm." Are you too much of a wimp to work out? Are you a weakling built like a sponge? Well, now you too can have muscles. With Anchor arms! [puts a long pink item on his arm] They slip on like a glove. Just add air. [puts a plug in the arm's hole and pumps air into it] How big do you want 'em? [pumps air into other arm] Normal? [puts more air into arm] Veiny? And for the ladies... [puts air into arm which makes it grow hair] ...hairy. [SpongeBob whistles as the TV puts up an image of a weak shark] I was a wimp before Anchor arms. Now, I'm a jerk and everybody loves me. So order now, wimp!
Bran Flakes
The Bran Flakes commercial is a commercial that was shown on Old Man Walker's TV in the episode "As Seen on TV." It is a commercial about bran flakes, and he confuses SpongeBob as a box on one.
- TV Announcer: New, Bran Flakes. Bold, new taste. Bran Flakes.
Fiery Fist O' Pain
The Fiery Fist O' Pain commercial is a commercial that was shown on SpongeBob's TV in the episode "Roller Cowards." It is a commercial advertising the Fiery Fist O' Pain, a newly opened ride at Glove World!. Nancy Suzy Fish appears in the commercial.
- TV Announcer: The day you've been waiting for is almost here. That's right. Glove World! has a new ride. It's big... [roller coaster goes above the water then back down into it]
- TV Announcer: It's fast... [Incidental 7 and Harold are riding a roller coaster so fast, Harold flies off of it]
- Incidental 7: Harold, no!
- TV Announcer: It's painful... [roller coaster crashes into the ground, causing an explosion]
- TV Announcer: It's the "Fiery Fist O' Pain." Opening tomorrow only at Glove World!.
Krusty Krab (new)
The new Krusty Krab commercial is a commercial that was shown on SpongeBob's TV in the episode "As Seen on TV." The commercial is essentially a skit, and it features Pearl, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and SpongeBob.
- Amy (Pearl): Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.
- Jen (Squidward): What's your problem, Amy?
- Amy: I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry. [Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set]
- Amy: Who's there?
- Jen: Where's that coming from? [purple smoke appears]
- Amy and Jen: Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow... me!
- Amy and Jen: Where are we?
- Mr. Krabs: Why, we're at none other than The Krusty Krab.
- Amy: Did you say Krusty Krab?
- Mr. Krabs: That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world-famous... Krabby Patty!
- Jen: What's a Krabby Patty? [Mr. Krabs' jaw drops]
- Mr. Krabs: Why it's only the most mouth-watering, appetizing food in the seven seas.
- Mr. Krabs: We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some bun. Voila! A Krabby Patty.
- Amy: I want a Krabby Patty.
- Jen: Me, too.
- Mr. Krabs: How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? [laughs]
- Amy and Jen: [thumbs up] [Mr. Krabs still laughing]
- Mr. Krabs: Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in and have yourself a Krabby Patty today?
- The Krusty Krab, Come Spend Your Money Here!
Krusty Krab (old)
The old Krusty Krab commercial was an old (around the 1950s-1960s) commercial for the Krusty Krab in the episode "Truth or Square." Mr. Krabs sees an old Krabby Patty wrapper, making him think of this commercial.
- Narrator: Now a word from our sponsors.
- Singers: ♫K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y♫ ♫BAH-BOM-BOM-BOM-BOM♫ Krabby Patty, give 'em a try.
- Mr. Krabs: ♫Come on down and buy, buy, buy.♫
- Singers: ♫Not just one or two or three, but enough for the whole family.♫
- Narrator: Yes folks, 9 out of 10 doctors recommend eating at least one Krabby Patty a day to maintain a healthy lifestyle and a youthful, positive attitude.
- Mr. Krabs (Dr. Krabs): I'm a doctor as far as you know and I believe Krabby Patties add years to your life. So what are you waiting for? So go out and get yourself a Krabby Patty. Or buy a sackful of Krabbies. Or better yet, go out and get yourself a case of the Krabbies! For your health.
- Singers: ♫K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y, Krabby Patty.♫
Soda Commercial
The Soda Commercial was seen in a cutaway in the episode "Sun Bleached," starring an old man advertising a brand of soda called X-treme Soda, deeming it "radical" to go along with the "hip" theme Patrick compares his tan to.
- Don: [drinks the can of soda both before and after describing it while explosion effects are present] It's radical! [drinks the can] Radical! [drinks it once again before an explosion is played as "cool" emphasis] Drink it!
Mr. Sea Chicken Commercial
The Mr. Sea Chicken Commercial is a commercial that was shown during the commercial break of "As The Tide Turns" at the Krusty Krab in the episode "The Masterpiece." The commercial advertises the Sea Chicken Shack.
- Sea Chicken: (on TV) Cock-a-doodle-yum! (squawks) Rise and shine! We're the best restaurant in the sea!
- Sea Chicken: (on TV) The Sea Chicken Shack!
- Announcer: (on TV) Say, Mr. Sea Chicken, how's the flavor of that zesty sea chicken sandwich?
- Sea Chicken: (on TV) It's im-peck-able! (squawks) So come on down to my Sea Chicken Shack, and don't forget the kids. (four kids come up to him and hang on him)
Angry Jack's Shell Emporium
The Angry Jack's Shell Emporium commercial was shown on SpongeBob's TV in the episode "Shell Shocked." The commercial advertises Angry Jack's Shell Emporium, and features Angry Jack himself.
- Commercial Voice: Uh-Oh! Now look what you've done, you've broke your snail's shell again. [Man sweeping up snail shell pieces]
- Man: Yeah. Now what do I do?
- Angry Jack: You come on down to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium!
- Commercial Voice: [Drop scene with shop name on it] Angry Jack's!
- Angry Jack: I'm so angry about my massive inventory that I'm slashing prices like crazy!
- Commercial Voice: Jack's Angry!
- Angry Jack: $99.99 to buy this refurbished shell, and I'm angry about it! Or what about this one, brand new plastic shell, super-gloss coat, only $39.99! [Price appears in front of his eyes] HEY! GET THOSE NUMBERS OUTTA MY FACE! [Price disappears]
- Angry Jack: Did I mention I'm angry!?
- Commercial Voice: Seething with Rage!
- Angry Jack: Once gone, gone for good, so I'm gonna sell sell sell, all these shell shell shells! So come on down to Angry Jack's now!
- Commercial Voice: Jack is reeaalll mad! Don't bring your kids!
- Angry Jack: And remember, I'll match, or beat, anyone advertised rage or is absolutely... hey. [Sees SpongeBob] What are you doing in my commercial?
Whirly Brains
The Whirly Brains commercial was shown on SpongeBob's TV in the episode "Whirly Brains." The commercial advertises a Whirly Brain, a toy.
- Incidental 60: [on television] Are you tired of playing with an old stick and a cup? Well, say goodbye to boring and hello to whirly brains! The exciting new toy that puts you in the driver's seat of your own mind! It's so simple! Just flip your lid, attach the propeller, and watch your brain soar hundreds of feet into the air as you control the action!Get your whirly brain today and free your mind!
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