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-(Episode Starts at Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob is eating ice cream, while Patrick is tanning)
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+{{L|''[The episode opens at Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob is eating ice cream, while Patrick is tanning]''}}
-SpongeBob: This is how to live, isn't it my friend?
+{{L|SpongeBob|This is how to live, isn't it, my friend?}}
+{{L|Patrick|You said it, buddy.}}
-Patrick: You said it buddy. (Larry comes in riding a motor cycle. SpongeBob and Patrick scream, and sand gets in there face. Larry does flips, then rides through a picnic blanket, then pulls one of his breaks causing him to go in cirles, getting more sand on SpongeBob and Patrick. He then rides on top of the pile of sand, then through the life guard station causing it to set on fire, and everyone cheers.)
+{{L|''[Larry comes in riding a motorcycle. SpongeBob and Patrick scream, and sand gets in their faces. Larry does flips, then rides through a picnic blanket, then pulls one of his brakes causing him to go in circles, getting more sand on SpongeBob and Patrick. He then rides on top of the pile of sand, then through the life guard station causing it to set on fire, and everyone cheers]''}}
+{{L|Evelyn|He's amazing!}}
-Pink Fish: He's amazing!
+{{L|Frank|I'll say! ''[Larry then throws a basketball into the hoop, then is about to fall, but he presses a button to cause a sky glider to come out, and he causes the flag on some children's sand castles to catch on fire]''}}
+{{L|Kids|Whoa! ''[the sky glider then comes off, and Larry stops. Everyone cheers, then Larry takes off his helmet]''}}
-Frank: I'll say! (Larry then throws a basket ball into the hoop, then is about to fall, but he presses a button to cause a sky glider to come out, and he causes the flag on some childrens sand castles to catch on fire)
+{{L|Evelyn|Who is that guy?}}
+{{L|Nazz-Mimi|That's Larry the Lobster. He's like living large!}}
-Kids: Woah! (the sky glider then comes off, and Larry stops. Everyone cheers, then larry takes off his helmet)
+{{L|Nat|What's your secret, Larry?}}
+{{L|Larry|Well, you've gotta take risks. ''[hops back on his motor cycle]'' Live on the edge. ''[rides his motorcycle, then jumps off at the lagoon. He then gets on someone's surfboard upside down]''}}
-Pink Fish: Who is that guy?
+{{L|All|Ooh! ''[Larry then comes back to shore]''}}
+{{L|Larry|And you can't... Uh... You can't... ''[hears SpongeBob and Patrick whimpering, then picks them up]'' And you can't live like these two. Just look at 'em. Spineless, ''[shakes them]'' weak, ''[touches them, and they fall]'' afraid of their own shadows. ''[They see their shadows, scream, and whimper]'' Pathetic!}}
-Fish 1: That's Larry the Lobster. He's like living large!
+{{L|Nat|Larry, how can they redeem their worthless lives?}}
+{{L|Larry|I'll tell you how: by living each day as if it were their last!}}
-Peterson: What's your secret Larry?
+{{L|Patrick|How do we do that?}}
+{{L|Larry|By living like me, Larry.}}
-Larry: Well, you've gotta take risks. (Larry hops back on his motor cycle) Live on the edge. (Larry rides his motor cycle, then jumps off at the lagoon. He then gets on someones surf board upside down)
+{{L|Patrick|But what's that have... ''[Larry covers his mouth]''}}
+{{L|Larry|Uh-buh-buh-buh. By living, like Larry.}}
-All: Ooh! (Larry then comes back to shore)
+{{L|Both|Living, like Larry.}}
+{{L|Larry|Living like Larry! ''[walks away]''}}
-Larry: And you can't... Uh... You can't... (Hears SpongeBob and Patrick whimpering, then picks them up) And you can't live like these two. Just look at 'em. Spineless, (Larry shakes them) weak, (touches them, and they fall) afraid of there own shadows. (They see there shadows, sream, and whimper) Paphetic!
+{{L|Patrick|Living like Larry. Living like Larry. ''[Cuts to later where a pair of seahorses are munching on coral. The camera zooms out and bubbles emerge every time Patrick sighs, then pans down to reveal him and SpongeBob sitting by a rock, the latter of whom provides the bubbles for Patrick's sighs.]'' This is bogus!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|What's that, Pat?}}
-Peterson: Larry, how can they redeem there worthless lives?
+{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives, and you want to waste them blowing bubbles? We should be living in the moment! We oughta be living like Lar... ''[hears sea horses neighing]'' This is it, SpongeBob! This is where we redeem our miserable lives! It's time to start... ''[jumps in the air, then stops midair]'' ...''Livin' like Larry!'' ''[goes back down, and onto the back of a sea horse, and he then rides around like a rodeo cowboy]'' Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob? ''[Elsewhere, SpongeBob is on a kiddie ride outside a grocery store]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'm living like Larry! Whoo-hoo! ''[A mother and child watch SpongeBob on the ride. We then go to SpongeBob's house where a bandaged Patrick busts the door down.]''}}
-Larry: I'll tell you how: by living each day as if it were there last!
+{{L|Patrick|Where were you, SpongeBob? That was awesome! ''[picks up SpongeBob, and runs outside]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick, where you going?}}
-Patrick: How do we do that?
+{{L|Patrick|To live, my friend! We are going to live! ''[SpongeBob's expression goes from determined to worried. We now transition. to "A-1 Wreckers", a junkyard.]'' This is going to be the best fun yet! ''[a boat gets smashed from the sides, then from the front and back, then from the top, then a giant spatula puts in a pile of boats, then three flame throwers burn it, then a giant fist comes down and punches it]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know about this, Patrick.}}
-Larry: By living like me, Larry.
+{{L|Patrick|You must defeat your reason, before you can start... ''[jumps up in the air again, then stops midway]'' ...living like Larry! ''[goes into a boat]'' Woo-hoo! SpongeBob, this is it! ''[The boat gets smashed from the sides, leaving SpongeBob cringing during the whole thing as the camera focuses on him during the destruction from that point on. Back at SpongeBob's, he bunches up a pair of socks by labeling it as "Pair P" and places it on its drawer, which reveals he has paired other socks by each letter of the alphabet.]''}}
+{{L|Music|Livin' Like Larry}}
-Patrick: But what's that have... (Larry covers his mouth)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing to himself]'' De dee do dee do livin' like Larry. Dee dee dee doo livin' like Larry. Deedeedeedee livin' like Larry. ''[As SpongeBob begins to prepare "Pair Q", Patrick barges through the door in the now flattened boat. He then falls, then breaks out of it.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Come on, SpongeBob! What are you waiting for? Let's go! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run outside. Cuts to later when they are still running]''}}
-Larry: By living, like Larry
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Patrick, where are we going?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Just you wait! it's the ultimate! ''[they run onto a giant ramp that leads into a trench]'' What do you think? And wait 'till you see the best part! ''[stomps on the ramp]'' Hey, you guys. ''[lots of monsters are in the trench. growling and snapping..]''}}
-Both: Living, like Larry.
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick, this looks very danger... ''[Patrick attaches a skate board on SpongeBob's back, then does so with him]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Here's to living like Larry!}}
-Larry: Living like Larry! (walks away)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, wait a minute, Patrick, I think your missing the point. "Living like Larry" doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, and risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Don't you mean, cost us our lives, SpongeBob?}}
-Patrick: Living like Larry. Living like Larry. (cuts to later when SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles. Patrick is sighing, which is like blowing the bubbles) This is bogus!
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, I mean your life. I'm not going.}}
+{{L|Patrick|I see. And that's your final word on the subject?}}
-SpongeBob: What's that Pat?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Mmm-hmm.}}
+{{L|Patrick|I feel sorry for you. ''[goes down the ramp to the trench with all the monsters in it. Scene then cuts to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is working]''}}
-Patrick: SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives, and you want to waste them blowing bubbles? We should be living in the moment! We should be living like Lar... (hears sea horses) This is it SpongeBob! This is where we redeem are misreable lives! It's time to start... (jumps in the air, then stops) ...living like Larry! (he then goes back down, and onto the back of a sea hosrse, and he then rides around) Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob? (SpongeBob is on a kiddie ride outside a grocery store)
+{{L|SpongeBob|I wonder how Patrick's doing with his "living like Larry" thing.}}
+{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob looks out the window]'' SpongeBob! ''[Patrick is being chased by tough fish on motorcycles. He then runs into the Krusty Krab]'' You were right, SpongeBob! I went too far! I went too far!}}
-SpongeBob: I'm living like Larry! Wo-hoo! (cuts to later at SpongeBob's house. Patrick kicks the door down, and he is all bandaged up)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, it's okay, buddy, I think you learned your lesson. Hmm?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Uh-uh.}}
-Patrick: Where were you SpongeBob? That was awesome! (picks up SpongeBob, and runs outside)
+{{L|Tough Guy 1|Don't make us come in there, kid!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Now, you just let me handle those guys out there. ''[walks outside]'' Gentlemen, gentlemen.}}
-SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, where you going?
+{{L|All|What the?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I know that you might be angry at my friend for his shenanigans, but you are not the only victim. His reckless thrill chasing has made him a hollow shell of his former self. Just look. ''[scene reveals Patrick is a shell]'' So let me assure you, his days of "living in the moment" are over. Can you not forgive him for what ever he did? ''[they think]''}}
-Patrick: To live my friend! We are going to live! (cuts to "A-1 Wreckers") This is going to be the best fun yet! (a boat gets smashed from the sides, then from the front and back, then from the top, then a giant spatula puts in a pile of boats, then three flame throwers burn it, then a giant fist comes down and punches it)
+{{L|Tough Guy 2|Sure, pal. Sure. ''[shakes Patrick's hand]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky? ''[leans on their motorcycles, and they fall]''}}
-SpongeBob: I don't know about this Patrick.
+{{L|Tough Guy 2|He knocked over our motorcycles! ''[SpongeBob laughs nervously, then they chase SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|So scared! Adrenalin pumping! ''[getting excited]'' Spine tingling! Endorphins rushing! I've never felt so alive! Oh, yeah, baby, yeah! This is what Patrick was talking about! This is really living in the moment! Woo-yeah! This is life! Woo, woo, yeah, woo! ''[gets knocked in the air by a motor cycle]'' Now I am finally living like Larry! ''[cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of ballast]''}}
-Patrick: You must defeat your reason, before you can start... (jumps up in the air again, then stops) ...living like Larry! (he then goes into a boat) Wo-hoo! SpongeBob, this is it! (he gets smashed from the sides, then cuts back to SpongeBob as the rest happens. Cuts to SpongeBob's house where he is putting the letters of the alphabet on his pairs of socks)
+{{L|Patrick|Are you sure about this, SpongeBob?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, come on, Patrick, what happened to being in the moment?}}
-Music: Livin' Like Larry
+{{L|Patrick|I don't know, SpongeBob, this looks pretty dangerous.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[immediately slaps Patrick in the back]'' Yeah, yeah, you said it, buddy! Now we're really living like Larry! ''[Larry notices them on the ballast]''}}
-SpongeBob: De dee do dee do livin' like Larry.
+{{L|Larry|Well, would you look at that. Now there's two guys who know how to live!}}
-Dee dee dee doo livin' like Larry.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Prepare for countdown!}}
-Deedeedeedee livin' like Larry.
+{{L|Larry|I'm proud of them. ''[takes a closer look]'' Wait a minute. With that angle of trajectory, they'll land right in...Rippers Reef! They'll be ripped to shreds! ''[runs over with a life preserver with rope tied to it]'' Wait, don't do it! Stop!}}
-(Patrick barges through the door in the boat. He then falls, then breaks out of it)
+{{L|SpongeBob|3-2-1, lift off! ''[pulls a rope, which causes the arrow to set off]''}}
+{{L|Larry|Drat! ''[uses the life preserver to catch on to the arrow]''}}
-Patrick: Come on SpongeBob! What are you waiting for? Let's go! (SpongeBob and Patrick run outside. Cuts to later when they are still running)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whooooo! Whoohooooo! Whoowoowoo! ''[life preserver catches arrow, it falls down to Patrick and notices it]''}}
+{{L|Larry|Whoooooa! ''[climbs rope]'' Look, guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally! I meant to live life to the fullest, not to maim yourselves! Look! ''[then notice the reef]''}}
-SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, where are we going?
+{{L|Patrick|Uh-oh!}}
+{{L|Larry|''[panics]'' Aaaahhhh! ''[shows Rippers Reef then flips back to happy SpongeBob and screaming Larry]'' Aaaaahhhh! ''[The arrow crashes into it and yellow stars on a black background appears, then cuts to scene of them in the hospital. In the hospital, Patrick and Larry are put in casts, while SpongeBob is in a wheelchair. Patrick and Larry groan in agony.]''}}
-Patrick: Just you wait! it's the ultimate! (they run onto a giant ramp that leads into a trench) What do you think? And wait 'till you see the best part! (stomps on the ramp) Hey you guys. (lots of monsters are in the trench)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[acting as daredevil]'' Hey, what are you two lazybones doing lying around? There's a really cool ramp down the hall, I've got room for two more. ''[looks crazy in eyes]'' What would Larry do?}}
+{{L|Larry|''[Fumingly]'' What would Larry do? I'll show you what Larry would do! ''[Enraged that SpongeBob's recklessness almost got them killed and now they're bruised, Larry chases SpongeBob]'' Come here! Come here, I said! Hey! ''[chases him off the screen and episode ends.]''}}
-SpongeBob: I don't know Patrick, this looks very danger... (Patrick attatches a skate board on SpongeBob's back, then does so with him)
-Patrick: Here's to living like Larry!
-SpongeBob: Well, wait a minute Patrick, I think your missing the point. "Living like Larry" doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, and risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life.
-Patrick: Don't you mean, cost us our lives SpongeBob?
-SpongeBob: No Patrick, I mean your life. I'm not going.
-Patrick: Oh gee. And that's your final word on the subject?
-SpongeBob: Hmm-mm
-Patrick: I feel sorry for you. (goes down the ramp to the trench with all the monsters in it. Scene then cuts to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is working)
-SpongeBob: I wonder how Patrick's doing with his "living like Larry" thing.
-Patrick: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob looks out the window) SpongeBob! (Patrick is being chased by tough fish on motor cycles. He then runs into the Krusty Krab) You were right SpongeBob! I went too far! I went too far!
-SpongeBob: Oh it's okay buddy, I think you learned your lesson. Hmm?
-Patrick: Uh-uh.
-Tough Guy 1: Don't make us come in there kid!
-SpongeBob: Now you just let me handle those guys out there. (SpongeBob walks outside) Gentlemen, Gentlemen.
-All: What the?
-SpongeBob: I know that you might be angry at my friend for his shenanigans, but you are not the only victim. His wreckless thrill chasing as made him a hollow shell of his former self. Just look (scene reveales Patrick is a shell) So let me assure you, his days of "living in the moment" are over. Can you not forgive him for what ever he did? (they thin)
-Tough Guy 2: Sure pal. Sure.
-SpongeBob: By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky? (SpongeBob leans on there motor cycles, and they fall)
-Tough Guy 2: He knocked over our motor cycles! (SpongeBob laughs nervousley, then they chase SpongeBob and Patrick)
-SpongeBob: So scared! Adrenalin pumping! (getting excited) Spine tingling! Endorphins rushing! I've never felt so alive! Oh, yeah baby, yeah! This is what Patrick was talking about! This is really living in the moment! Woo-yeah! This is life! Woo, woo, yeah, woo! (gets knocked in the air by a motor cycle) Now I am finally living like Larry! (cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of a giant knife)
-Patrick: Are you sure about this SpongeBob?
-SpongeBob: Oh come on Patrick, what happened to being in the moment?
-Patrick: I don't know SpongeBob, this looks pretty dangerous.
-SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah, you said it buddy! Now we're really living like Larry! (Larry notices them on the knife)
-Larry: Well, would you look at that. Now there's two guys who know how to live!
-SpongeBob: Prepare for countdown!
-Larry: I'm proud of them. (takes a closer look) Wait a minute, with that angle of trajectery, they'll land right in, rippers reef! They'll be ripped to shreds! (runs over with a life saver) Wait, don't do it! Stop!
-SpongeBob: 3-2-1 Lifoff. (pulls a rope, which causes the knife to set off)
-Larry: Drat! (uses the life saver to catch on to the knife, then goes up in the air) Guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally, I meant live life to the fullest, not demain yourselfes. Look! (then notice the reef)
-Patrick: Oh no! (they crash into it, then cuts to scene of them in the hospital)
-SpongeBob: What are you two lazy bones doing lying around? There's a really cool ramp down the hall, i've got room for two more. What would Larry do?
-Larry: (angry) What would Larry do? I'll show you what Larry would do! (chases SpongeBob) Come here! Come here I said!
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