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-{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|SpongeBob|♪ Workin' at the Krusty Krab! Workin' at the Krusty Krab! La, la, la, la! Loo...♪ Squidward? Squidward? ''[snaps fingers four times]'' Squidward, are you okay?}}
+{{EpisodeTranscript}}
+{{L|''[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing while trotting]'' ♪ Workin' at the Krusty Krab! ''[passes by a smiling Squidward]'' Workin' at the Krusty Krab! La, la, la! Loo...♪  Squidward? Squidward? ''[snaps fingers four times]'' Squidward, are you okay?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hm? Oh! I couldn't be better!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs! It happened again, Mr. Krabs!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[startled]'' Mr. Krabs!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob runs over to Mr. Krabs, who is making a prototype of himself using his coins in his office. SpongeBob collides with Mr. Krabs, destroying the Krabs prototype.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|It happened again, Mr. Krabs!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talking about?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|It's Squidward!}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[smiling and staring into the distance]''}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob peek distantly at Squidward, still smiling.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What is it about the third Wednesday of every month that makes Squidward so happy?}}
-{{L|Mysterious man|Psst. Squidward?}}
+{{L|''[A cephalopod, Roger, wearing a think jacket, enters the restaurant and approaches Squidward.]''}}
+{{L|Roger|Psst. Squidward?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Roger! Is that you?}}
-{{L|Mysterious man|Tonight's the big night!}}
+{{L|Roger|Tonight's the big night!}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[Gasp!]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward gasps, while Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob look at each other. Bubble transition to nighttime on Conch Street, with a view of Patrick's, Squidward's, and SpongeBob's homes. The screen zooms in to Squidward's, then cuts to the walkway to Squidward's entrance door, then pans to SpongeBob's and Patrick's eyeballs spying in the flower bushes surrounding SpongeBob's home.]''}}
-{{L|A few hours pass. It is night now.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|These camouflage outfits should help us find out what Squidward's secret Wednesday secret is!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[giggling]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick take eyeballs from the bushes and put them on their faces. They both giggle until Squidward's door is left wide open. They then jump back into the bushes to hide. They then peek at Squidward, who then peeks back before tiptoeing away. SpongeBob and Patrick tiptoe and follow Squidward.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[walks out of his house]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward sitting at a bus stop. The Bikini Bottom bus arrives, and Squidward gets in. SpongeBob and Patrick hide under Squidward's bus seat. The bus arrives at a strange, pyramid-shaped building, which is the Cephalopod Lodge. Squidward gets off the bus.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[dive into kelp. When Squidward walks away, they follow him]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[sitting at bus stop. The bus arrives, and Squidward gets in]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[hiding under Squidward's bus seat]''}}
-{{L|The bus arrives at a strange, pyramid-shaped building. Squidward gets off the bus.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hello, Brother Roger.}}
-{{L|Squidward and Brother Roger|''[do secret hand-shake]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward and Roger do a secret handshake.]''}}
-{{L|Brother Roger|Come right in, Brother Squidward.}}
+{{L|Roger|Come right in, Brother Squidward.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Thank you.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Thank you. ''[enters the Cephalopod Lodge Ceremony]''}}
 {{L|Lodge members|''[talking]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Ah. This almost makes the other three hundred and fifty-three days worth living for.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sighs while wears his lodge outfit]'' This almost makes the other 353 days worth living for.}}
-{{L|Lodge leader|For centuries, cephalapods have had but one nemesis. Let he among you who wishes to join the lodge face your greatest fear. Cantankerous Moray Eelius!}}
+{{L|''[Gong crashes as all cephalopod lodge members form a line to meet their leader to begin the initiation ceremony.]''}}
-{{L|Lodge members|''[Gasp!]''}}
+{{L|Lodge leader|For centuries, cephalopods have had but one nemesis. Let he among you who wishes to join the lodge face your greatest fear. Cantankerous Moray Eelius!}}
-{{L|Cantankerous Moray Eelius|Huh?}}
+{{L|Lodge members|''[all gasp]''}}
-{{L|New lodge member|''[shivering while walking up to the moray eel's cage]''}}
+{{L|Cantankerous Moray Eelius|Huh? ''[sighs]''}}
+{{L|New lodge member|''[shivering and whimpering while walking up to the moray eelius's cage]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|I'll never forget my initiation ceremony.}}
-{{L|New lodge member|''[shivering]''}}
+{{L|New lodge member|''[shivering and whimpering]''}}
 {{L|Cantankerous Moray Eelius|''[stings new lodge member]''}}
 {{L|Lodge members|''[cheering]''}}
-{{L|Brother Roger|''[puts lodge hat on new lodge member]''}}
+{{L|Brother Roger|''[puts lodge hat on a new lodge member]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clapping]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah! Way to go!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Way to go!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah! Way to go!}}
-{{L|Lodge members|''[Gasp!]''}}
+{{L|Lodge members|''[all gasp]''}}
-{{L|Lodge leader|''[Gasp!]''}}
+{{L|Lodge leader|''[gasps]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clapping]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Patrick! Did you follow me here?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clapping as Lodge Members chatter]''}}
-{{L|Lodge leader|Brother Squidward! For thousands of years, no outsiders have witnessed this sacred initiation! You have desecrated the sanctity of this lodge!}}
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob? Patrick? Did you follow me here?! ''[SpongeBob nods his head as a yes, but Patrick shakes his head as a no]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|But...but, I..I...I...I...}}
+{{L|Lodge leader|Brother Squidward! For thousands of years, no outsiders have witnessed this sacred initiation. You have desecrated the sanctity of this lodge!}}
-{{L|Squidward and SpongeBob|''[get kicked out of lodge]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' But... but I... I... I... I...}}
-{{L|Squidward|I can't believe it. They kicked me out of the Cephalopod Lodge.}}
+{{L|Squidward and SpongeBob|''[get kicked out of lodge and they scream. Squidward lands with his head stuck in the ground. He flails about wildly and we hear muffled shouting coming from him. SpongeBob pulls him out of the dirt except Patrick, who is kicked out because he doesn't scream]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' I can't believe it. They kicked me out of the Cephalopod Lodge!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Do we get to join the lodge?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Huh! How did you know?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' How did you know?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Psychic powers. Hey! Where's Patrick?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Psychic powers. Hey, where's Patrick?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Maybe he got to join the lodge!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[falls out of the sky and crushes Squidward]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Nah. I found the institution had nothing of to offer me. I was stagnating.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where's Squidward?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Hold on. ''[shakes right leg. Nothing happens. shakes left leg]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hold on. ''[shakes right leg. Nothing happens. He shakes his left leg]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[head pops out of Patrick's shorts]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Found Squidward. ''[pulls Squidward out of his shorts. Then, pulls the hat out and puts it on Squidward's head]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Found Squidward. ''[pulls Squidward out of his shorts. Then, pulls the hat out and puts it on Squidward's head, and SpongeBob claps]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|The last thing in my life I really enjoyed. And SpongeBob ruined it, too.}}
+{{L|Squidward|The last thing in my life I really enjoyed. And SpongeBob ruined it, too. ''[sighs]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Well, at least you still have the hat.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yeah. ''[sniffles]'' I do, don't I?}}
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 {{L|Squidward|''[pulls on his regular shirt]'' You can look now.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Don't you worry, Squidward. I'm sure if Patrick and I just explain what happened, they're sure to let you back in.}}
-{{L|''[knocks on Cephalopod Lodge door]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick knocking on the Cephalopod Lodge door.]''}}
-{{L|Brother Roger|What is it? Oh, it’s you two.}}
+{{L|Brother Roger|What is it? Oh, it's you two.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We just came to explain that Squidward had no idea that we followed him to the lodge. So, it's not his fault.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Not his fault.}}
-{{L|Brother Roger|Then who's fault was it?}}
+{{L|Brother Roger|Then whose fault was it?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Was it my fault?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, it wasn't your fault, Patrick.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Thanks, SpongeBob. And it wasn't your fault either.}}
-{{L|Brother Roger|Well, if it wasn't your fault, and it wasn't Squidward's fault, who's fault was it?}}
+{{L|Brother Roger|Well, if it wasn't your fault, and it wasn't Squidward's fault, whose fault was it?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Uh... maybe it's your fault.}}
-{{L|Brother Roger|Squidward is never allowed in this lodge again!}}
+{{L|Brother Roger|Squidward is ''never'' allowed in this lodge again! ''[slams doors]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick dejectedly walking back to Squidward.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Are they letting me back in the lodge?!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No. You can't set foot in the lodge.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ever!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh. Now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life,...I think I'll go slam my head in the door. Repeatedly.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sniffles]'' Oh. Now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life, I think I'll go slam my head in the door. Repeatedly.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait! I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?}}
-{{L|Squidward|No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?}}
+{{L|Squidward|No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That's it! ''[jumps on Squidward]'' Squidward! We'll make our own club! And it'll be so much better than that dumb old Cephalop-olaphapa Lodge! And you can be our leader! How great does that sound, O Mighty One?! Wanna join our club, Patrick?  }}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's it! ''[jumps on Squidward]'' Squidward! We'll make our own club! And it'll be so much better than that dumb old Cephalop-olaphapa Lodge, and you can be our leader! How great does that sound, O Mighty One? Wanna join our club, Patrick?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Dog-pile on Squidward!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Dog-pile on Squidward! ''[jumps on Squidward]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Aaahhhh! ''[The three walk back home]''.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Ah!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the three walking back to Squidward's home.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you're the lodge expert. What do we do first?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Say goodbye. ''[enters his house]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[climbs in through Squidward's window]'' So anyway, Squidward, I was thinking we should be working on our secret lodge initiation.}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[falls through Squidward's window]'' Hey.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick and I have come up with a secret hand-shake.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick and I have come up with a secret handshake!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Secret!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[claps hands over head]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Patty-cake, patty-cake, sailor man! Bake me a cake as fast...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Patty-cake, patty-cake, sailor man! Bake me a cake as fast--}}
-{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! That's not a secret hand-shake! Everybody knows Patty-cake!}}
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! That's not a secret handshake! Everybody knows Patty-cake!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Not the way we do it.}}
 {{L|Patrick|We don't use our pinkies.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Oh, what now? I'm coming! What do you... Great. Must be one of SpongeBob's pranks.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[traps Squidward in a light brown bag]'' Let's move. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick carry the bag away]''}}
-{{L|They arrive at Jellyfish Fields.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Jellyfish Fields, where they arrive.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, we can let him out now.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Are you insane? You kidnapped me?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Are you insane? ''You'' kidnapped me?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, we didn't kidnap you. We just brought you here for...}}
 {{L|Patrick|Initiation.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|After you, Brother SpongeBob.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[flicks the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue]'' Ow! Ooo, ooo! Ow! ''[gibberish]'' Brother Patrick?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Brother SpongeBob. ''[slaps the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue]'' Aaahhhh! ''[gibberish]'' Brother Squidward? ''[pulls Squidward's tongue and puts the jellyfish on it]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Brother SpongeBob. ''[slaps the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue and screams in pain]'' ''[gibberish]'' Brother Squidward? ''[pulls Squidward's tongue and puts the jellyfish on it]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[jumps into the air]'' Eee-aahhhhhhh!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[jumps into the air and screams]''}}
-{{L|The next morning, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are all back at home.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the next morning. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are all back at home as Squidward had his tongue pain of a jellyfish sting last night.]''}}
 {{L|Unknown person|''[knocks on Squidward's door]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|What's this? Can it be? My lodge robes! I'm back in the lodge! I gotta try 'em on! ''[He comes out of his room, dressed in a chicken suit]'' Huh? This can't be right! These aren't my cephalopod robes!}}
+{{L|Squidward|What's this? Can it be? My lodge robes! I'm back in the lodge! I gotta try 'em on! ''[He comes out of his room, dressed in a chicken suit instead of a lodge robe]'' Huh? This can't be right! These aren't my cephalopod robes!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[giggling. They are in chicken suits, too.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|They sure aren't. They're your uniform for your new lodge! Welcome to the first official meeting of...The Feather Friends.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|They sure aren't! They're your uniform for your new lodge! Welcome to the first official meeting of... The Feather Friends.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Feather Friends?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Somebody already had Feather Buddies.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Those Feather Buddies better hope they don't run into us in a dark alley.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Grrrr. ''[rips his chicken suit in half]'' I don't want to be a Feather Buddy!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[growls, rips his chicken suit in half]'' I don't want to be a Feather Buddy!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Do you still wanna be a Feather Friend?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Grrr...no.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' No.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Aw...Squidward, I hadn't realized how special your lodge was to you. I'll get you back in that club. And I know just how to do it. ''[takes off his chicken suit]'' Everything we need is in this drawer. ''[pulls Squidward's sock out of the drawer]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aw... Squidward, I hadn't realized how special your lodge was to you. I'll get you back in that club. And I know just how to do it. ''[takes off his chicken suit]'' Everything we need is in this drawer. ''[pulls Squidward's sock out of the drawer]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|A sock?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Not just a sock...a disguise. Patrick and I will climb inside the sock and pretend to be a giant albino eel. We will then gain entrance to the lodge, and frighten everyone inside. Once they're good and terrified, you, Squidward, will storm in, defeat that giant eel, and rescue all the lodge members. You'll be a hero, Squidward. They'll have to let you back in the lodge!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Not just a sock, a disguise. Patrick and I will climb inside the sock and pretend to be a giant albino eel. We will then gain entrance to the lodge and frighten everyone inside. Once they're good and terrified, you, Squidward, will storm in, defeat that giant eel, and rescue all the lodge members. You'll be a hero, Squidward! They'll have to let you back in the lodge!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Hm. It's genius. But, I see one flaw in your plan.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hm. It's genius. But I see one flaw in your plan.}}
 {{L|Squidward|One flaw?}}
 {{L|Patrick|That sock is way too small.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|It is. Time to break out the heavy artillery. ''[grabs a giant sock]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, it is. Time to break out the heavy artillery! ''[grabs a real-life giant sock]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|That's what I'm talkin' about!}}
-{{L|It is night time at the Cephalopod Lodge.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to nighttime at the Cephalopod Lodge.]''}}
 {{L|Albino eel (SpongeBob)|Okay, Squidward. Just give us five minutes and then do your stuff.}}
 {{L|Albino eel (SpongeBob and Patrick)|''[walk to the lodge]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Huh.}}
-{{L|Narrator|5 minutes later...}}
+{{L|French Narrator|5 minutes later...}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[walks to the lodge]'' This is ridiculous, No one is dumb enough to believe SpongeBob and Patrick are a..a....giant albino eel!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[walks to the lodge]'' This is ridiculous. No one is dumb enough to believe SpongeBob and Patrick are a... a... giant albino eel!}}
 {{L|Lodge members|''[screaming and running]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Roooo!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Way to go, Squidward.}}
 {{L|Patrick|It works!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Whoa!}}
+{{L|Lodge Members|''[growling]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward|''[get kicked out of lodge]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[chuckles nervously]'' Whoa! Whoo...!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward|''[get kicked out of lodge and they scream again]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We still have the Feather Friends.}}
-{{L|Patrick|But you'll have to pass the initiation again.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[holds a jellyfish]'' But you'll have to pass the initiation again.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Aaah! No!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[screaming]''}}
-{{L|''[Patrick grabs Squidward's tongue, so Squidward faces the screen. Fade out and we hear a sting. Squidward screams really loud]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick grabs Squidward's tongue, so Squidward faces the screen. The screen then fades to black, and we can hear a sting. Squidward screams really loudly, ending the episode.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[screams]''}}
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