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{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward sitting at a bus stop. The Bikini Bottom bus arrives, and Squidward gets in. SpongeBob and Patrick hide under Squidward's bus seat. The bus arrives at a strange, pyramid-shaped building, which is the Cephalopod Lodge. Squidward gets off the bus.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward sitting at a bus stop. The Bikini Bottom bus arrives, and Squidward gets in. SpongeBob and Patrick hide under Squidward's bus seat. The bus arrives at a strange, pyramid-shaped building, which is the Cephalopod Lodge. Squidward gets off the bus.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hello, Brother Roger.}} | {{L|Squidward|Hello, Brother Roger.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward and Roger do a secret | {{L|''[Squidward and Roger do a secret handshake.]''}} | ||
{{L|Roger|Come right in, Brother Squidward.}} | {{L|Roger|Come right in, Brother Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Thank you. ''[enters the Cephalopod Lodge Ceremony]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Thank you. ''[enters the Cephalopod Lodge Ceremony]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[head pops out of Patrick's shorts]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[head pops out of Patrick's shorts]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Found Squidward. ''[pulls Squidward out of his shorts. Then, pulls the hat out and puts it on Squidward's head, and SpongeBob claps]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Found Squidward. ''[pulls Squidward out of his shorts. Then, pulls the hat out and puts it on Squidward's head, and SpongeBob claps]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The last thing in my life I really enjoyed. And SpongeBob ruined it, too. ''[ | {{L|Squidward|The last thing in my life I really enjoyed. And SpongeBob ruined it, too. ''[sighs]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Well, at least you still have the hat.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, at least you still have the hat.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yeah. ''[sniffles]'' I do, don't I?}} | {{L|Squidward|Yeah. ''[sniffles]'' I do, don't I?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[pulls on his regular shirt]'' You can look now.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[pulls on his regular shirt]'' You can look now.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't you worry, Squidward. I'm sure if Patrick and I just explain what happened, they're sure to let you back in.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't you worry, Squidward. I'm sure if Patrick and I just explain what happened, they're sure to let you back in.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick knocking on the Cephalopod Lodge door.]''}} | ||
{{L|Brother Roger|What is it? Oh, | {{L|Brother Roger|What is it? Oh, it's you two.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We just came to explain that Squidward had no idea that we followed him to the lodge. So, it's not his fault.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We just came to explain that Squidward had no idea that we followed him to the lodge. So, it's not his fault.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Not his fault.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Not his fault.}} | ||
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{{L|Brother Roger|Well, if it wasn't your fault, and it wasn't Squidward's fault, whose fault was it?}} | {{L|Brother Roger|Well, if it wasn't your fault, and it wasn't Squidward's fault, whose fault was it?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Uh... maybe it's your fault.}} | {{L|Patrick|Uh... maybe it's your fault.}} | ||
{{L|Brother Roger|Squidward is never allowed in this lodge again!}} | {{L|Brother Roger|Squidward is ''never'' allowed in this lodge again! ''[slams doors]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick dejectedly walking back to Squidward.]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Are they letting me back in the lodge?!}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Are they letting me back in the lodge?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No. You can't set foot in the lodge.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No. You can't set foot in the lodge.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait! I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait! I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?!}} | {{L|Squidward|No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's it! ''[jumps on Squidward]'' Squidward! We'll make our own club! And it'll be so much better than that dumb old Cephalop-olaphapa Lodge, and you can be our leader! How great does that sound, O Mighty One? Wanna join our club, Patrick? | {{L|SpongeBob|That's it! ''[jumps on Squidward]'' Squidward! We'll make our own club! And it'll be so much better than that dumb old Cephalop-olaphapa Lodge, and you can be our leader! How great does that sound, O Mighty One? Wanna join our club, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Dog-pile on Squidward!}} | {{L|Patrick|Dog-pile on Squidward! ''[jumps on Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ah! ''[the three | {{L|Squidward|Ah!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the three walking back to Squidward's home.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you're the lodge expert. What do we do first?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you're the lodge expert. What do we do first?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Say goodbye. ''[enters his house]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Say goodbye. ''[enters his house]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[climbs in through Squidward's window]'' So anyway, Squidward, I was thinking we should be working on our secret lodge initiation.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[climbs in through Squidward's window]'' So anyway, Squidward, I was thinking we should be working on our secret lodge initiation.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[falls through Squidward's window]'' Hey.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[falls through Squidward's window]'' Hey.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick and I have come up with a secret | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick and I have come up with a secret handshake!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Secret!}} | {{L|Patrick|Secret!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[claps hands over head]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[claps hands over head]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Patty-cake, patty-cake, sailor man! Bake me a cake as fast | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Patty-cake, patty-cake, sailor man! Bake me a cake as fast--}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! That's not a secret | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! That's not a secret handshake! Everybody knows Patty-cake!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Not the way we do it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Not the way we do it.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|We don't use our pinkies.}} | {{L|Patrick|We don't use our pinkies.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Oh, what now? I'm coming! What do you... Great. Must be one of SpongeBob's pranks.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, what now? I'm coming! What do you... Great. Must be one of SpongeBob's pranks.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[traps Squidward in a light brown bag]'' Let's move. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick carry the bag away]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[traps Squidward in a light brown bag]'' Let's move. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick carry the bag away]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Jellyfish Fields, where they arrive.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, we can let him out now.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, we can let him out now.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Are you insane? You kidnapped me?}} | {{L|Squidward|Are you insane? ''You'' kidnapped me?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, we didn't kidnap you. We just brought you here for...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, we didn't kidnap you. We just brought you here for...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Initiation.}} | {{L|Patrick|Initiation.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|After you, Brother SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Patrick|After you, Brother SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[flicks the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue]'' Ow! Ooo, ooo! Ow! ''[gibberish]'' Brother Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[flicks the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue]'' Ow! Ooo, ooo! Ow! ''[gibberish]'' Brother Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Brother SpongeBob. ''[slaps the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue]'' | {{L|Patrick|Brother SpongeBob. ''[slaps the jellyfish and puts it on his tongue and screams in pain]'' ''[gibberish]'' Brother Squidward? ''[pulls Squidward's tongue and puts the jellyfish on it]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[jumps into the air and screams]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[jumps into the air and screams]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the next morning. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are all back at home as Squidward had his tongue pain of a jellyfish last night.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to the next morning. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are all back at home as Squidward had his tongue pain of a jellyfish sting last night.]''}} | ||
{{L|Unknown person|''[knocks on Squidward's door]''}} | {{L|Unknown person|''[knocks on Squidward's door]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What's this? Can it be? My lodge robes! I'm back in the lodge! I gotta try 'em on! ''[He comes out of his room, dressed in a chicken suit instead of a lodge robe]'' Huh? This can't be right! These aren't my cephalopod robes!}} | {{L|Squidward|What's this? Can it be? My lodge robes! I'm back in the lodge! I gotta try 'em on! ''[He comes out of his room, dressed in a chicken suit instead of a lodge robe]'' Huh? This can't be right! These aren't my cephalopod robes!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|A sock?}} | {{L|Squidward|A sock?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Not just a sock, a disguise. Patrick and I will climb inside the sock and pretend to be a giant albino eel. We will then gain entrance to the lodge and frighten everyone inside. Once they're good and terrified, you, Squidward, will storm in, defeat that giant eel, and rescue all the lodge members. You'll be a hero, Squidward! They'll have to let you back in the lodge!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Not just a sock, a disguise. Patrick and I will climb inside the sock and pretend to be a giant albino eel. We will then gain entrance to the lodge and frighten everyone inside. Once they're good and terrified, you, Squidward, will storm in, defeat that giant eel, and rescue all the lodge members. You'll be a hero, Squidward! They'll have to let you back in the lodge!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hm. It's genius. But | {{L|Patrick|Hm. It's genius. But I see one flaw in your plan.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|One flaw?}} | {{L|Squidward|One flaw?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|That sock is way too small.}} | {{L|Patrick|That sock is way too small.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We still have the Feather Friends.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We still have the Feather Friends.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[holds a jellyfish]'' But you'll have to pass the initiation again.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[holds a jellyfish]'' But you'll have to pass the initiation again.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[screaming]'' | {{L|Squidward|''[screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick grabs Squidward's tongue, so Squidward faces the screen. The screen then fades to black, and we can hear a sting. Squidward screams really loudly, ending the episode.]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick grabs Squidward's tongue, so Squidward faces the screen. The screen then fades to black, and we can hear a sting. Squidward screams really loudly, ending the episode.]''}} | ||
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