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|airdate = {{Time|June 17}}, {{Time|2023}} | |airdate = {{Time|June 17}}, {{Time|2023}} | ||
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{{L|''[as a compiled sneak peek of the short]''}} | {{L|''[as a compiled sneak peek of the short]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesmen. | {{L|SpongeBob|We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesmen.}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|What are they selling?}} | {{L|Baby Prunes|What are they selling?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental | {{L|Incidental 87|Chocolates!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolates?}} | |||
{{L|Incidental 118C|Ah, ha ha!}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|Ah, ha ha!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No no, please | {{L|SpongeBob|No no, please don't hurt us!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|CHOCOLATE!}} | {{L|Incidental 6|CHOCOLATE!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, see you tomorrow. Hey, the mail's here!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, see you tomorrow. Hey, the mail's here!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What'd you get?}} | {{L|Patrick|What'd you get?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, a magazine! That's funny. I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, a magazine! That's funny. I don't remember subscribing to ''Fancy Living Digest'8.}} | ||
{{L|SB and Pat|''[open the mag]'' Woah!}} | {{L|SB and Pat|''[open the mag]'' Woah!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Give me that. Stealing my mail, eh? You're lucky I don't report you to the authorities.}} | {{L|Squidward|Give me that. Stealing my mail, eh? You're lucky I don't report you to the authorities.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward - how do the people in that magazine get all that money?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward - how do the people in that magazine get all that money?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs, they sell things to people. Now keep your | {{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs, they sell things to people. Now keep your paws off my mail.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|That's it, Patrick! We got to become entrepreneurs.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Is that gonna hurt?}} | {{L|Patrick|Is that gonna hurt?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick Patrick, without thinking! If you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Quick Patrick, without thinking! If you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?}} | ||
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{{L|Incidental 6|''[opens the door]''}} | {{L|Incidental 6|''[opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you in some... chocolate?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you in some... chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate? Chocolate!? ''[screams]'' Chocolate | {{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate? Chocolate!? ''[screams]'' Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Choc-}} | ||
{{L|''[bubble cuts to their next customer]''}} | {{L|''[bubble cuts to their next customer]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. The first guy didn't count. This is our real first step.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay. The first guy didn't count. This is our real first step.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir. We are chocolate bar salesmen.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir. We are chocolate bar salesmen.}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|Well, no self-respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these. ''[presents SpongeBob and Patrick candy bar bags]''}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|Well, no self-respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these. ''[presents SpongeBob and Patrick candy bar bags]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Wowwww - what is it?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead. It's specially designed a cradle each candy bar in velvet lined comforts. But I'm wasting my time. You don't need these bags.}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead. It's specially designed a cradle each candy bar in velvet lined comforts. But I'm wasting my time. You don't need these bags.}} | ||
{{L|SB and Pat|We need 'em! We need 'em! ''[after a bubble transition, the two are seen happily singing and prancing across the road with their candy bar bags]'' Fancy living, here we come! La la la la la!}} | {{L|SB and Pat|We need 'em! We need 'em! ''[after a bubble transition, the two are seen happily singing and prancing across the road with their candy bar bags]'' Fancy living, here we come! La la la la la!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's try next door | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's try next door! ''[rings on 118C's doorbell]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|''[opens door]'' Yes?}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|''[opens door]'' Yes?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Huh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Say, | {{L|SpongeBob|Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|I don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellows have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented candy bar bag carrying bags | {{L|Incidental 118C|I don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellows have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented candy bar bag carrying bags!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|We'll take 20.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I can understand what we're doing wrong - there must be something to this selling game that we're just not getting. Other people do it, I mean, look at that! ''[points at "Barnacle Chips" billboard]'' "Eat "Barnacle Chips." They're delicious." They are most certainly not delicious.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I can understand what we're doing wrong - there must be something to this selling game that we're just not getting. Other people do it, I mean, look at that! ''[points at "Barnacle Chips" billboard]'' "Eat "Barnacle Chips." They're delicious." They are most certainly not delicious.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Not the way I use | {{L|Patrick|Not the way I use 'em!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yet they sell millions of bags a day.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yet they sell millions of bags a day.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|That's it, Patrick - we've got to stretch the truth!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|''[screams and chases the two]''|CHOCOLATE!}} | {{L|Incidental 6|''[screams and chases the two]''|CHOCOLATE!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|Yes?}} | {{L|Incidental 87|Yes?}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|''[chuckles]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[chuckles]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Is your mother home?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is your mother home?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|''[yells]'' Mom? | {{L|Incidental 87|''[yells]'' Mom?!}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|''[rolled in on her wheelchair by Inc87]'' What? | {{L|Baby Prunes|''[rolled in on her wheelchair by Inc87]'' What? What-What's all that yelling!? You just can't wait for me to die, can you?!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolate.}} | {{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolate.}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate?}} | {{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate?}} | ||
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{{L|Baby Prunes|What?}} | {{L|Baby Prunes|What?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|Chocolate!}} | {{L|Incidental 87|Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|I | {{L|Baby Prunes|I can't hear you!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87| | {{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes| | {{L|Baby Prunes|They're selling chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}} | {{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always HATED it.}} | {{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I always HATED it.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sweating desperately]'' Oh, but this | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sweating desperately]'' Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for....}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever.}} | {{L|Patrick|You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever.}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|Live forever you say? | {{L|Baby Prunes|Live forever you say? I'll take one!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|''[shakes her head in desperation]''}} | {{L|Incidental 87|''[shakes her head in desperation]''}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|Come on, you Lazy Mary | {{L|Baby Prunes|Come on, you Lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|''[rolls Prunes back into her home]'' I hate you.}} | {{L|Incidental 87|''[rolls Prunes back into her home]'' I hate you.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}} | ||
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{{L|''[cuts to a montage]''}} | {{L|''[cuts to a montage]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|They make you fly!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They make you fly!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|You'll walk through walls!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|You'll rule the world!}} | ||
{{L|''[cuts to a bubble transition, with SpongeBob and Patrick seen in faulty stitches and casts. SB rings the doorbell.]''}} | {{L|''[cuts to a bubble transition, with SpongeBob and Patrick seen in faulty stitches and casts. SB rings the doorbell.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|''[opens door very slightly]'' What can I do for you boys?}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|''[opens door very slightly]'' What can I do for you boys?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, sir! Would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hello, sir! Would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|Really? ''[comes out of his house with a similar outfit]'' Small world. I was born with glass, bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. ''[cuts to a shot of a deeply touched SB and Pat]'' At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. Oh, no! ''[snaps from bloodwork machine and falls down the stairs]'' Ow | {{L|Incidental 118C|Really? ''[comes out of his house with a similar outfit]'' Small world. I was born with glass, bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. ''[cuts to a shot of a deeply touched SB and Pat]'' At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. Oh, no! ''[snaps from bloodwork machine and falls down the stairs]'' Oh!-''[crash]''-Ick!-''[crash]''-Ow..}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick. Let's help him. ''[he and Pat pick him up and bring him into his house]'' Careful. Put him down gently.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick. Let's help him. ''[he and Pat pick him up and bring him into his house]'' Careful. Put him down gently.}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|''[Patrick doesn't drop him gently, causing him more pain]'' Owww.}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|''[Patrick doesn't drop him gently, causing him more pain]'' Owww.}} | ||
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{{L|Incidental 6|''[suddenly pops up]'' CHOCOLATE!}} | {{L|Incidental 6|''[suddenly pops up]'' CHOCOLATE!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[screaming near-incomprehensibly in terror, asking Inc6 to spare them]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[screaming near-incomprehensibly in terror, asking Inc6 to spare them]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|Finally! | {{L|Incidental 6|''[crazily laughs]'' Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys ALL DAY! Now that I've got you right where I want you! - I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[presents stacks of cash to the two]''}} | ||
where I want you! - I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[presents stacks of cash to the two]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick melt into liquid]'' Thank you for your patronage.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick melt into liquid]'' Thank you for your patronage.}} | ||
{{L|''[bubble transitions to a shot of ''Fancy!''}} | {{L|''[bubble transitions to a shot of ''Fancy!'' at night}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}} | {{L|Squidward|Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}} | ||
{{L|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}} | {{L|Waiter C|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But - it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who can afford | {{L|Squidward|But - it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who can afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}} | ||
to rent out the whole restaurant | {{L|Waiter C|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs - and their dates.}} | ||
{{L|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs - and their dates.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So how long have you two ladies known each other?}} | |||
{{L|Baby Prunes|WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?}} | {{L|Baby Prunes|WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?}} | ||
{{L|''[the short concludes, ending with a sped-up behind-the-scenes clip of the "Pineapple Playhouse" crew creating the previous scene]''}} | {{L|''[the short concludes, ending with a sped-up behind-the-scenes clip of the "Pineapple Playhouse" crew creating the previous scene]''}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?}} | {{L|Baby Prunes|WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?}} | ||
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