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|airdate = {{Time|June 17}}, {{Time|2023}} | |airdate = {{Time|June 17}}, {{Time|2023}} | ||
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{{L|''[as a compiled sneak peek of the short]''}} | {{L|''[as a compiled sneak peek of the short]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesmen.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesmen.}} | ||
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{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolates?}} | {{L|Incidental 6|Chocolates?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|Ah, ha ha!}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|Ah, ha ha!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No no, please | {{L|SpongeBob|No no, please don't hurt us!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|CHOCOLATE!}} | {{L|Incidental 6|CHOCOLATE!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward - how do the people in that magazine get all that money?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward - how do the people in that magazine get all that money?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs, they sell things to people. Now keep your paws off my mail.}} | {{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs, they sell things to people. Now keep your paws off my mail.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|That's it, Patrick! We got to become entrepreneurs.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Is that gonna hurt?}} | {{L|Patrick|Is that gonna hurt?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick Patrick, without thinking! If you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Quick Patrick, without thinking! If you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?}} | ||
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{{L|Incidental 118C|''[opens door]'' Yes?}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|''[opens door]'' Yes?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Huh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Say, | {{L|SpongeBob|Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|I don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellows have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented candy bar bag carrying bags!}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|I don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellows have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented candy bar bag carrying bags!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|We'll take 20.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I can understand what we're doing wrong - there must be something to this selling game that we're just not getting. Other people do it, I mean, look at that! ''[points at "Barnacle Chips" billboard]'' "Eat "Barnacle Chips." They're delicious." They are most certainly not delicious.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I can understand what we're doing wrong - there must be something to this selling game that we're just not getting. Other people do it, I mean, look at that! ''[points at "Barnacle Chips" billboard]'' "Eat "Barnacle Chips." They're delicious." They are most certainly not delicious.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Not the way I use 'em!}} | {{L|Patrick|Not the way I use 'em!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yet they sell millions of bags a day.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yet they sell millions of bags a day.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|That's it, Patrick - we've got to stretch the truth!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|''[screams and chases the two]''|CHOCOLATE!}} | {{L|Incidental 6|''[screams and chases the two]''|CHOCOLATE!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|Yes?}} | {{L|Incidental 87|Yes?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Is your mother home?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is your mother home?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|''[yells]'' Mom?!}} | {{L|Incidental 87|''[yells]'' Mom?!}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|''[rolled in on her wheelchair by Inc87]'' What? What-What's all that yelling!? You just | {{L|Baby Prunes|''[rolled in on her wheelchair by Inc87]'' What? What-What's all that yelling!? You just can't wait for me to die, can you?!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolate.}} | {{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolate.}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate?}} | {{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate?}} | ||
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{{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}} | {{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I always HATED it.}} | {{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I always HATED it.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sweating desperately]'' Oh, but this | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sweating desperately]'' Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for....}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever.}} | {{L|Patrick|You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever.}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|Live forever you say? I'll take one!}} | {{L|Baby Prunes|Live forever you say? I'll take one!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|But - it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who can afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}} | {{L|Squidward|But - it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who can afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}} | ||
{{L|Waiter C|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs - and their dates.}} | {{L|Waiter C|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs - and their dates.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So how long have you two ladies known each other?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?}} | {{L|Baby Prunes|WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?}} | ||
{{L|''[the short concludes, ending with a sped-up behind-the-scenes clip of the "Pineapple Playhouse" crew creating the previous scene]''}} | {{L|''[the short concludes, ending with a sped-up behind-the-scenes clip of the "Pineapple Playhouse" crew creating the previous scene]''}} | ||
{{L|Baby Prunes|WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?}} | {{L|Baby Prunes|WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?}} | ||
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