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{{L|Lady Upturn|Oh! How delightful!}} | {{L|Lady Upturn|Oh! How delightful!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Of course. ''[sneezes]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Of course. ''[sneezes]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene bubble transitions to several customers eating alongside their pets; Mr. Krabs is literally raking in a pile of cash, and the cash spits out from a machine into his office]''}} | {{L|''[The scene bubble transitions to several customers eating alongside their pets; Mr. Krabs is literally raking in a pile of cash, and the cash spits out from a machine into his office.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hee hee! I tell ya, Mr. Squidward, I'm making more money than Neptune! Hee hee hee! ''[Squidward sneezes, and his head hits the cash register, leaving an indent]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hee hee! I tell ya, Mr. Squidward, I'm making more money than Neptune! Hee hee hee! ''[Squidward sneezes, and his head hits the cash register, leaving an indent]''}} | ||
{{L|Health Inspector|Hold it right there, Krabs! ''[he takes off his little girl disguise]''}} | {{L|Health Inspector|Hold it right there, Krabs! ''[he takes off his little girl disguise]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh! Well, don't worry. I'll still be billin' ya for whatever they eat.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh! Well, don't worry. I'll still be billin' ya for whatever they eat.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Whoa! ''[moves with everyone else out of the way]''}} | {{L|Sandy|Whoa! ''[moves with everyone else out of the way]''}} | ||
{{L|[Suddenly, a domesticated variant of an Alaskan Bull Worm emerges from the front entrance and rests by the road. Several boats, including a bus, crash into its behind, causing it to vomit out all of its contents off-screen.]}} | {{L|''[Suddenly, a domesticated variant of an Alaskan Bull Worm emerges from the front entrance and rests by the road. Several boats, including a bus, crash into its behind, causing it to vomit out all of its contents off-screen.]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy and Fred|Eww.}} | {{L|Sandy and Fred|Eww.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hoo hoo, Sandy. Your Alaskan Bull Worm certainly was hungry. ''[puts on glasses and starts punching numbers]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hoo hoo, Sandy. Your Alaskan Bull Worm certainly was hungry. ''[puts on glasses and starts punching numbers]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|''[gasps]'' Sweet jawbone of San Antone, I'm broke! Looks like I'm eatin' ''[she pulls out a can of nuts]'' canned nuts for the rest of the year. ''[she eats some nuts]''}} | {{L|Sandy|''[gasps]'' Sweet jawbone of San Antone, I'm broke! Looks like I'm eatin' ''[she pulls out a can of nuts]'' canned nuts for the rest of the year. ''[she eats some nuts]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble wipe to the next scene with a customer wanting to go inside the Krusty Krab, while a worm goes inside]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble wipe to the next scene with a customer wanting to go inside the Krusty Krab, while a worm goes inside.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Welcome, little worm! Here at the Krusty Krab, it's a pet paradise. ''[snails, a sea bunny, and a worm are eating some Krabby Patties]'' Enjoy yourself! And don't forget to order something to eat.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Welcome, little worm! Here at the Krusty Krab, it's a pet paradise. ''[snails, a sea bunny, and a worm are eating some Krabby Patties]'' Enjoy yourself! And don't forget to order something to eat.}} | ||
{{L|Worm|''[barks, then starts licking its tail]''}} | {{L|Worm|''[barks, then starts licking its tail]''}} | ||
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{{L|Incidental 31|Aww, I don't wanna eat chum. ''[starts walking to the Chum Bucket]''}} | {{L|Incidental 31|Aww, I don't wanna eat chum. ''[starts walking to the Chum Bucket]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[laughs until the clam bites his head]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[laughs until the clam bites his head]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to the Chum Bucket, where Incidental 31 enters]''}} | {{L|''[The scene cuts to the Chum Bucket, where Incidental 31 enters.]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[laughs]'' The house special! ''[sets a bucket of chum onto the table]''}} | {{L|Plankton|''[laughs]'' The house special! ''[sets a bucket of chum onto the table]''}} | ||
{{L|Larry|Ugh. It's great that my pets are eating and all, but I'm still hungry...}} | {{L|Larry|Ugh. It's great that my pets are eating and all, but I'm still hungry...}} | ||
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{{L|Old Man Walker|''[with a blue bottle on his head]'' Anyone seen the glue?}} | {{L|Old Man Walker|''[with a blue bottle on his head]'' Anyone seen the glue?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[evil laugh, he gets inside Spot's body]'' Now's my chance to sneak into the Krusty Krab in my pet, Spot. ''[Spot barks, then he starts digesting Plankton; Plankton laughs]'' Hey... what's happening?! ''[Plankton is being digested by Spot]'' No, Spot! Stop digesting me, Spot! Bad Spot! ''[screams, and Spot excretes his eye, then he wanders away.]'' Barnacles...}} | {{L|Plankton|''[evil laugh, he gets inside Spot's body]'' Now's my chance to sneak into the Krusty Krab in my pet, Spot. ''[Spot barks, then he starts digesting Plankton; Plankton laughs]'' Hey... what's happening?! ''[Plankton is being digested by Spot]'' No, Spot! Stop digesting me, Spot! Bad Spot! ''[screams, and Spot excretes his eye, then he wanders away.]'' Barnacles...}} | ||
{{L|''[Meanwhile back at the Krusty Krab, everyone is eating Krabby Patty meat while Mr. Krabs puts money away]''}} | {{L|''[Meanwhile back at the Krusty Krab, everyone is eating Krabby Patty meat while Mr. Krabs puts money away.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Into the wall you go! ''[puts the last money stack away and closes the door]'' ''[shocked]'' What the?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Into the wall you go! ''[puts the last money stack away and closes the door]'' ''[shocked]'' What the?}} | ||
{{L|''[Several costumers walk into the Krusty Krab in animal costumes]''}} | {{L|''[Several costumers walk into the Krusty Krab in animal costumes.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fred|Oh boy, I mean arf arf! I'm hungry!}} | {{L|Fred|Oh boy, I mean arf arf! I'm hungry!}} | ||
{{L|Tom|''[laughs]'' Woof woof!}} | {{L|Tom|''[laughs]'' Woof woof!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... Squidward!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|''[A clam eats the Krabby Patties Squidward gave him, along with the table]''}} | {{L|''[A clam eats the Krabby Patties Squidward gave him, along with the table.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes, Mr.- achoo! Krabs?}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, Mr.- achoo! Krabs?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why don't all these new pets have patties in front of them? I'm running a business, not a shelter! ''[He compresses Squidward into his helmet, then kicks him, sending him rolling along the floor]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why don't all these new pets have patties in front of them? I'm running a business, not a shelter! ''[He compresses Squidward into his helmet, then kicks him, sending him rolling along the floor]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[One of the sea bunnies bites onto Bubble Bass' butt, and rips part of his pants off, making him scream. While running, Bubble Bass bumps a worm's table, startling it, and the patties fall off of the table. The other customers start eating the patties on the floor, and three angry worms appear, which attack the customers.]''}} | {{L|''[One of the sea bunnies bites onto Bubble Bass' butt, and rips part of his pants off, making him scream. While running, Bubble Bass bumps a worm's table, startling it, and the patties fall off of the table. The other customers start eating the patties on the floor, and three angry worms appear, which attack the customers.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[in a rock costume]'' Pet fight! ''[throws his pet rock into the fight cloud, and joins in as well]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[in a rock costume]'' Pet fight! ''[throws his pet rock into the fight cloud, and joins in as well]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is scared, and an entire fish bone drops in front of him. Fred backs away from four snails that are surrounding him, and he closes his clam costume, to which one of the snails bites his leg]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs is scared, and an entire fish bone drops in front of him. Fred backs away from four snails that are surrounding him, and he closes his clam costume, to which one of the snails bites his leg.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fred|My leg!}} | {{L|Fred|My leg!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[hides in the cash register to evade the scallops, which attack him anyway]'' No no no, bad scallops, ''[four of the scallops carry him upwards]'' no, aah! ''[he breaks through the ceiling; Bubble Bass is still running away from the sea bunnies]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[hides in the cash register to evade the scallops, which attack him anyway]'' No no no, bad scallops, ''[four of the scallops carry him upwards]'' no, aah! ''[he breaks through the ceiling; Bubble Bass is still running away from the sea bunnies]''}} | ||
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{{L|Customers|Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah!}} | {{L|Customers|Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah!}} | ||
{{L|Health Inspector|''[slowly walking back to the wall]'' Um, I was just hungry for a Krabby Patty. We've all been there, right? Plus, I, uh... I've learned something today. SpongeBob, give me a bouncy "C," would ya?}} | {{L|Health Inspector|''[slowly walking back to the wall]'' Um, I was just hungry for a Krabby Patty. We've all been there, right? Plus, I, uh... I've learned something today. SpongeBob, give me a bouncy "C," would ya?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs a stool and starts playing a piano]'' Ooh, gladly!}} | ||
{{L|Health Inspector|''[ | {{L|Health Inspector|''[starts singing to the music]'' ♪Pets, are people too, just like me, just like you. Yes, whatever you like to do, there a pet who likes it too! There's a pet for people who like to run and one for people who don't. A pet for folks who avoid the sun, and for those who should but won't! A pet for people who sing and dance, a pet for people who cry! A pet for people who take a chance and for those with just one eye! Yes, no matter what we say or do, there's just one thing I know is true: We all eat patties, yes we do! And every pet likes eating them too! Because...♪}} | ||
{{L|Everyone|♪Pets are people too! Just like me, just like you! Yes, whatever you like to do, there's a pet who's just like you, just like you! Pets!♪ ''[everyone is exhausted after singing]''}} | {{L|Everyone|♪Pets are people too! Just like me, just like you! Yes, whatever you like to do, there's a pet who's just like you, just like you! Pets!♪ ''[everyone is exhausted after singing]''}} | ||
{{L|Health Inspector|Phew! Pets and people deserve to eat side by side! ''[SpongeBob gets excited after seeing the health inspector scraps the contract]''}} | {{L|Health Inspector|Phew! Pets and people deserve to eat side by side! ''[SpongeBob gets excited after seeing the health inspector scraps the contract]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes! And a round of patties for everyone | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes! And a round of patties for everyone, not on the house! ''[everyone cheers, bubble wipe to the next scene with pets and people eating together]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 160|Gosh, mister! You've got more customers here than I've ever seen!}} | {{L|Incidental 160|Gosh, mister! You've got more customers here than I've ever seen!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|'Course I do! Didn't you hear the song? ♪Pets are people too!♪}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|'Course I do! Didn't you hear the song? ♪Pets are people too!♪}} | ||
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