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-{{L|* ''[The episode opens with a frame of Sandals on an armchair with a TV near him]''
+{{L|''[The episode opens with a frame of Sandals on an armchair with a TV near him. His stomach growls.]''}}
+{{L|Sandals|Huh? Oh, I am so hungry, and incapable of doing anything for myself.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pokes the glass from the TV out]'' You're in luck, my slovenly friend! While you sit there, wallowing in your filth, you can let the Krusty Krab make and deliver your meal for you! If your food isn't in your hands in 10 minutes or less, it's f-f-fr...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Psst, the line is "free."}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, what he said.}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob gives the food to Sandals, who tries to grab it. He eats it.]''}}
+{{L|Sandals|Thank you, Krusty Krab!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs|You're welcome!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Where's me money?}}
+{{L|''[A title card saying "The Krusty Krab" with text saying "Call-KK-01KP" below it, appears. The screen transitions to the lair.]''}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|''[off-screen]'' Little did they know, their Krusty commercial would reach the ignoble eyes of, the League of E.V.I.L!}}
+{{L|Dirty Bubble|Mmm, I love those greasy Krabby Patties!}}
+{{L|Jumbo Shrimp|Yeah, but I ''hate'' ''[slams the desk]'' paying for things!}}
+{{L|Helen the Felon|Well, if I don't get my afternoon snackies, I'm gonna ''[swinging a double-bladed ax into the table]'' throw a tantrum!}}
+{{L|''[Sub-Marinara makes babbling noises.]''}}
+{{L|Man Ray|You're right! This calls for a deliciously diabolical scheme! Whoop!}}
+{{L|''[Man Ray pushes his chair to the phone.]''}}
+{{L|Man Ray|We place our order with Krusty Krab, then use our powers of evil to ensure the delivery boy is late! Then we get a free lunch! ''[laughs evilly]'' Laugh with me, villains! Laugh!}}
+{{L|''[Man Ray, Sub-Marinara, Dirty Bubble, and Jumbo Shrimp now laugh.]''}}
+{{L|Man Ray|Shh, shh... }}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[speaking over telephone]'' Krusty Krab.}}
+{{L|Man Ray|Hello, I'd like five Krabby Combos, extra Krusty sauce-}}
+{{L|Helen the Felon|''[whispering]'' Hey, ''[unintelligible speech]''}}
+{{L|Man Ray|Oh, make that four, and a Pipsqueak Patty kids meal. Make it out to ''[speaks evilly]'' Man Ray... ''[speaks normally again]'' Deliver to League of E.V.I.L. secret hideout, ominous alley behind the gas station. Thank you!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[speaking over telephone]'' No, thank you- ''[gets cut off when Man Ray hangs up the telephone]''}}
+{{L|Man Ray|Villains... Battle stations!}}
+{{L|''[The episode cuts to a shot of the Krusty Krab.]''}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|''[off-screen]'' Meanwhile...}}
+{{L|''[The episode cuts to a shot of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs inside the Krusty Krab.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now remember, SpongeBob... This delivery's gotta be quick, and you gotta put it directly in the customer's hand... ''[climbs the ladder to the Krusty Krab's roof]'' I ain't giving out no free meals.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! Erm, but... ''[the scene changes to the Krusty Krab's roof when SpongeBob walks onto it]'' Do you think I will have time for the villains to sign my comic book?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Just get in the cannon.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps into the cannon]'' Woosh!}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs pushes SpongeBob into the cannon.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Pull! ''[he launches SpongeBob; Cut to the entrance to the lair. SpongeBob hits the sign.]''}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|''[off-screen]'' Slam! ''[SpongeBob falls into the entrance]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wh, wh, huh? "Secret Entrance." Sounds villainous. ''[opens the door]'' This must be the place.}}
+{{L|''[He goes into the entrance. He notices that there are spikes at the bottom.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh-oh. ''[He screams as he is falling down, and abruptly stops]'' Oh, wait a second!}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|''[off-screen]'' Thinking quickly, SpongeBob reached for his hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments.}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob glides over the spikes and lands on the ground]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[looks at his watch]'' Eight minutes to spare! This'll be a walk in the park. Whoop- I mean, cave. ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob approaches a large door and knocks.]''}}
+{{L|Helen the Felon|''[pokes her head out a slot at the top]'' Whaddaya want, bub?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Krusty Delivery! Hey, I know you, you're-}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Helen the Felon! The troublemaking tyke!}}
+{{L|Helen the Felon|That's right! And I'm givin' you a timeout!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|B-but I'm making a delivery, and Mr. Krabs says I have to put it right in your hand.}}
+{{L|Helen the Felon|Not ''my'' hand, Man Ray's hand! You're gonna have to open this door if you wanna get to him! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! ''[he attempts to open the door but the doorknob keeps moving]''}}
+{{L|Helen the Felon|''[laughs as she controls the movement of the doorknob]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob jumps up and grabs the doorknob, but it swings him around the cave eventually crashing him to ground]''}}
+{{L|Helen the Felon|Give up the bag buddy boy! You'll never make it to Man Ray on time! Never!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[groans]'' To... weak... to... turn... knob... ''[gasps]'' I'll use my patty-flipping hand! ''[camera cuts to a close-up of SpongeBob realistic hand]''}}
+{{L|''[The doorknob screams as SpongeBob grabs it]''}}
+{{L|Helen the Felon|Huh? No fair! That's cheatin'!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob twists the doorknob and falls through a trapdoor onto Helen. The two go tumbling down the stairs, and a doorknob lands on Helen's head]''}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Concussed!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ha ha, sorry about that. ''[pulls out his comic book and a pen]'' Say, can I get your autograph?}}
+{{L|Helen the Felon|''[Dazed]'' Of course! ''[messily signs her name before her head falls to the ground]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, thanks! Six minutes to spare! ''[SpongeBob cheerily walks off with the delivery in his hands]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob walks into a dark, stony chamber]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Krusty Delivery!}}
+{{L|''[The door slams shut behind him.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hm?}}
+{{L|''[A bell rings as a door opens to reveal Jumbo Shrimp.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' I can't believe it. That's--}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Jumbo Shrimp! The biggest name in bad behavior!}}
+{{L|Jumbo Shrimp|And just where do you think ''you're'' going, small fry?}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob enters the ring with Jump Shrimp, frightened]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[whimpers]'' K-K-Krusty Delivery ''[gulps]'' for Man Ray.}}
+{{L|Jumbo Shrimp|If you wanna get to him, you'll have to go through me. ''[screams]''}}
+{{L|''[Jumbo Shrimp runs toward SpongeBob]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, please! ...Huh?}}
+{{L|''[Jumbo Shrimp is revealed to be small, with SpongeBob holding him back with his finger]''}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Puny!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[while Jumbo Shrimp is grunting in a higher-pitched voice and swinging his fists]'' You look bigger in the comics. ''[gives Jumbo Shrimp his comic book]'' You think you can sign this for me?}}
+{{L|Jumbo Shrimp|Oh, gladly! ''[writes his name]'' So, uh, you're a fan?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh... huge... ''[laughs nervously]''}}
+{{L|''[Jumbo Shrimp goes back to trying to attack SpongeBob will being held back by his finger. SpongeBob detaches that arm from his body and walks off with a nervous smile.]''}}
+{{L|Jumbo Shrimp|Wait! I'm not done with you, little guy! ''[grabs SpongeBob's detached arms and points at him while standing on the top rope]'' Get back here! ''[falls off the rope]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Looks at his watch]'' Four minutes! Better hurry! ''[exits the room and enters a clean kitchen-like room.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Where am I? I... must have taken a wrong turn.}}
+{{L|''[The room grows darker and the faucet stops flowing water and starts flowing a brown sludge. The Dirty Bubble emerges from the sink.]''}}
+{{L|Dirty Bubble|You certainly did you simple-minded sponge! Prepare to be ensnared by the Di-}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|The Dirty Bubble! ''[the lights abruptly turn on]'' Ooh, can I get your autograph? ''[pulls out his pen and walks toward the Dirty Bubble]''}}
+{{L|Dirty Bubble|Ohh, no, wait! ''[SpongeBob pokes him with his pen]'' ''[weakly]'' Not again.}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Pop!}}
+{{L|''[The room is now covered with brown sludge.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[looks down at his comic book]'' Dirty Bubble... Hm! Now where's Man Ray? ''[SpongeBob walks off-screen with a mop in hand while a crowd cheers]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob enters a dark, sweltering room]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Um? ''[pants and wipes his brow]'' ''[hops onto a metal platform]'' K-Krusty D-Delivery? ''[pants and fans himself with his hat]''}}
+{{L|''[A periscope floats nearby then descends to the depths.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[Sub-Marinara walks onto the submarine]'' I should've known. It's- uhh... ''[flips through his comic book]'' It's uh... eh?}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Sub-Marinara! The maniacal meatball sub!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No matter! I could never be defeated by food! ''[springs backward]'' I am a fry cook!}}
+{{L|Sub-Marinara|''[grunts unintelligibly and launches meatballs at SpongeBob.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob confidently deflects the meatballs with his spatula.]''}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Saucy!}}
+{{L|Sub-Marinara|''[angrily grunts]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[yawns and charges forward, screaming]''}}
+{{L|''[Sub-Marinara launches bread missiles as SpongeBob which entrap him]''}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Breaded!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[bell dings]'' Oh no, I've been defeated by food...}}
+{{L|''[Sub-Marinara laughs and pushes a lever, causing a bucket to emerge from the water]''}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Oh no! This sinister spuccadella is preparing to marinate our hero in his famous extra-spicy, molten arrabbiata sauce! How will SpongeBob escape his harrowing hoagie?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[smugly]'' Oh, don't worry Mr. Narrator, I know what to do.}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Then do it!}}
+{{L|''[Sub-Marina pulls the lever, causing the hot arrabbiata sauce to pour out of the bucket. SpongeBob quickly eats both of the pieces of bread he's entrapped him and leaps away, just before the lava descends on him]''}}
+{{L|Sub-Marinara|''[looks behind]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[with full cheeks]'' Looks like I've filled up on bread. ''[swallows and takes out a roll of tinfoil]'' Now to wrap up the leftovers! ''[runs forward screaming]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob jumps toward Sub-Marinara, screaming in slow motion. The two are enveloped in a dust cloud. The he cloud dissipates, showing Sub-Marinara wrapped in foil with SpongeBob on top of him, holding the comic book]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Would you sign this for me?}}
+{{L|''[a little scuba diver emerges from Sub-Marina's hatch and signs the comic book]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, thanks.}}
+{{L|''[the two fight again, and SpongeBob wraps Sub-Marinara in the shape of a duck]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Looks like you've been foiled again! ''[looks smugly at the camera]''}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Extra fresh!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob throws the wrapped Sub-Marinara in a refrigerator and closes the door. The scene cuts to Man Ray opening the door to a locker and grabbing a saw.]''}}
+{{L|Man Ray|While I wait for my delivery, I might as well kill some time! ''[looks at the Tremendous Trunk, who is tied up on a table, then walks away laughing]''}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|The Tremendous Trunk! The Elephant Seal whose nose knows all!}}
+{{L|Tremendous Trunk|Let me go Man Ray! I've already sniffed out your evil deeds!}}
+{{L|Man Ray|The only thing ''you'll'' be sniffing... is this stinky cheese! ''[places the cheese on a table in front of Tremendous Trunk]''}}
+{{L|Tremendous Trunk|No! Not Limburger! I have children!}}
+{{L|Man Ray|''[laugh evilly]''}}
+{{L|''[The door opens to reveal SpongeBob, delivery in hand.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Krusty Delivery! And with ten seconds to spare. ''[points at his watch]''}}
+{{L|Man Ray|Ooh, my lunch order! Well, go ahead, ''[hold out his hand]'' put it in my hand!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob moves to put the bag in Man Ray's hand, but he moves it away]''}}
+{{L|Man Ray|Whoops!}}
+{{L|''[Man Ray repeatedly moves his hand away, but SpongeBob finally manages to put it in his hand]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yes! Delivery complete!}}
+{{L|Man Ray|Yes, but it was... ''[points at the clock]'' one second late!}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|Overdue!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob falls to his knees, despairing.]''}}
+{{L|Man Ray|''[laughs]'' That means...}}
+{{L|Helen the Felon|Our meal...}}
+{{L|Jumbo Shrimp|Is free.}}
+{{L|Man Ray|''[points at SpongeBob]'' Laugh at him, villains. Laugh!}}
+{{L|''[Man Ray, Helen the Felon, Jumbo Shrimp, the Dirty Bubble, and Sub-Marina all laugh at SpongeBob.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob walks off, defeated, and happens to pass by Tremendous Trunk.]''}}
+{{L|Tremendous Trunk|Hey, kid! A little help here?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[dejected]'' Oh, hi, Tremendous Trunk. ''[slices Tremendous Trunk's ropes with his spatula]'' Sure, I'll free you. ''[presses a button on the table]''}}
+{{L|Tremendous Trunk|''[quickly rises to his feet]'' Aha!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles, tears form in his eyes]'' Can I have your autograph?}}
+{{L|Tremendous Trunk|Here you go. ''[signs his name]'' But listen pal, you helped me, so I'll help you.}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|With the prodigious power of his potent proboscis, the Tremendous Trunk sneezed SpongeBob back through time itself! One minute and seven seconds earlier!}}
+{{L|Man Ray|''[laughs evilly]'' Huh? ''[the delivery falls on his head]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[hanging next to him on his spatula]'' Krusty Delivery delivered. ''[floats down]''}}
+{{L|Man Ray|Aww...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That'll be twelve dollars. ''[holds out hand]''}}
+{{L|Man Ray|Uh, well you see... heh heh... the League of Evil is actually broke. ''[holds out empty wallet]''}}
+{{L|Helen the Felon|''[shaking her head]'' Turns out crime doesn't pay.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh... well, that okay! ''[pulls out money from his wallet]'' I'll cover it. ''[hands money to Man Ray then takes it back]'' Ooh! Thanks for the tip! ''[hold out comic book]'' Sign here please.}}
+{{L|''[Man Ray signs his name]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[giggles with glee and floats to the door]'' Thank you, evil villains!}}
+{{L|Man Ray, Helen the Felon, The Dirty Bubble and Sub-Marinara|No, thank ''you'', SpongeBob.}}
+{{L|''[Tremendous Trunk sneezes and creates a portal which sucks up the League's delivery.}}
+{{L|All villains|Oh... gesundheit.}}
+{{L|Tremendous Trunk|Thanks.}}
+{{L|Realistic Fish Head|End! ''[The episode ends]''}}