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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[The New Adventures of, then Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy show up on a TV screen via flipping towards the screen]''}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}} | ||
{{L|''[The New Adventures of, then Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy show up on a TV screen via flipping towards the screen]''}} | |||
{{L|Mermaid Man|You'll never escape this time, Man Ray! Our molecular bubble is impenetrable!}} | {{L|Mermaid Man|You'll never escape this time, Man Ray! Our molecular bubble is impenetrable!}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|That's exactly what I was hoping for. ''[Laughs evilly]''}} | {{L|Man Ray|That's exactly what I was hoping for. ''[Laughs evilly]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'll be in boating school at 8 a.m. tomorrow.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'll be in boating school at 8 a.m. tomorrow.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, well, can't you just skip a day? Just call in sick. Always worked for Squidward.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, well, can't you just skip a day? Just call in sick. Always worked for Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And tarnish my reputation of never missing one day of school? | {{L|SpongeBob|And tarnish my reputation of never missing one day of school? I couldn't. Besides, that would be lying. And lying is wrong.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Okay. Hmm... oh, I know! What are those things you use when... after you eat, you need to take a...}} | {{L|Patrick|Okay. Hmm... oh, I know! What are those things you use when... after you eat, you need to take a...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! Take a... take a bathroom break!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh! Take a... take a bathroom break!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Oh! There's always the catch. ''[Speaks gibberish, and walks into the kitchen]'' I need brain fuel! Ah! SpongeBob, how am I gonna feed my brain when all you have is your fancy bubbly water? Well, it'll have to do. ''[Takes a bottle, and chugs it down, takes two other bottles]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh! There's always the catch. ''[Speaks gibberish, and walks into the kitchen]'' I need brain fuel! Ah! SpongeBob, how am I gonna feed my brain when all you have is your fancy bubbly water? Well, it'll have to do. ''[Takes a bottle, and chugs it down, takes two other bottles]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, is this really neces—}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, is this really neces—}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|—sary? Yes, it is! ''[Drinks the two bottles he took, camera cuts to Patrick's insides, and shows the water filling up his body as he drinks]''}} | {{L|Patrick|—sary?! Yes, it is! ''[Drinks the two bottles he took, camera cuts to Patrick's insides, and shows the water filling up his body as he drinks]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah?}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah, four scoops. ''[Sadie scoops a final vanilla scoop onto Patrick's cone]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, four scoops. ''[Sadie scoops a final vanilla scoop onto Patrick's cone]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, have you forgotten I gotta go?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, have you forgotten I gotta go?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh | {{L|Patrick|Oh don't be such a sourpuss. ''[Gets out a dollar and hands it to Sadie]'' Here, I'll buy you a cone.}} | ||
{{L|''[Confetti falls]''}} | {{L|''[Confetti falls]''}} | ||
{{L|Sadie|''[Uses a noise maker]'' Congratulations! You're my 100th customer! ''[Pulls down sheet saying '100TH CUSTOMER!']'' From now on, you can come back and have all the free ice cream you want!}} | {{L|Sadie|''[Uses a noise maker]'' Congratulations! You're my 100th customer! ''[Pulls down sheet saying '100TH CUSTOMER!']'' From now on, you can come back and have all the free ice cream you want!}} | ||
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{{L|Sandy|''[serves birdie]''}} | {{L|Sandy|''[serves birdie]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Is this the one when the lowest score wins? ''[Sets racquet outward, birdie bounces off it, Sandy tries to save, but birdie lands right by her racquet]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is this the one when the lowest score wins? ''[Sets racquet outward, birdie bounces off it, Sandy tries to save, but birdie lands right by her racquet]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Nice job, | {{L|Sandy|Nice job SpongeBob, your serve!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Here it comes! ''[Throws up birdie, but cannot hit it with the racquet, falls, and ends up serving with his foot. Birdie flies past Sandy and Dale, and lands in the sand]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Here it comes! ''[Throws up birdie, but cannot hit it with the racquet, falls, and ends up serving with his foot. Birdie flies past Sandy and Dale, and lands in the sand]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, I'm getting pretty good at this game!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, I'm getting pretty good at this game!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walking away]'' Well, I better be off now.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Walking away]'' Well, I better be off now.}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|No!}} | {{L|Crowd|No!}} | ||
{{L|Gus|Don't go SpongeBob | {{L|Gus|Don't go SpongeBob, think about your fans!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, if it's for the fans, well maybe I can play one game more.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, if it's for the fans, well, maybe I can play one game more.}} | ||
{{L|Orange police fish|''[off-screen]'' Not today, yellow.}} | {{L|Orange police fish|''[off-screen]'' Not today, yellow.}} | ||
{{L|Light teal police fish|You've been playing with a convicted felon, and we know he's violated his parole somehow. You might as well confess, Dale.}} | {{L|Light teal police fish|You've been playing with a convicted felon, and we know he's violated his parole somehow. You might as well confess, Dale.}} | ||
{{L|''[A crowd begins to gather around the scene]''}} | {{L|''[A crowd begins to gather around the scene]''}} | ||
{{L|Dale|Hey, man | {{L|Dale|Hey, man, I haven't done nothing!}} | ||
{{L|Officer John|Oh, yeah? What have you got in there? ''[Police pulls out candy from Dale's shirt pocket]'' Quasi-Gummy Chewy Candy Fish. Is this how you have fun? By eating your own kind? Scum like you make me sick. Cuff him!}} | {{L|Officer John|Oh, yeah? What have you got in there? ''[Police pulls out candy from Dale's shirt pocket]'' Quasi-Gummy Chewy Candy Fish. Is this how you have fun? By eating your own kind? Scum like you make me sick. Cuff him!}} | ||
{{L|''[Another police fish approaches Dale and clutches handcuffs around Dale's wrists, which are now behind his back. Dale is escorted away from the scene]''}} | {{L|''[Another police fish approaches Dale and clutches handcuffs around Dale's wrists, which are now behind his back. Dale is escorted away from the scene]''}} | ||
{{L|Gus|That's a shame what happened to Dale. We were classmates back in boating school. He used to be a good student, until he started cutting class. Ever since then, he's led the lonely life of a criminal.}} | {{L|Gus|That's a shame what happened to Dale. We were classmates back in boating school. He used to be a good student, until he started cutting class. Ever since then, he's led the lonely life of a criminal.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|C-c-c-c... ''[pulls his bottom eyelids down]'' ...criminal! | {{L|SpongeBob|C-c-c-c... ''[pulls his bottom eyelids down]'' ...criminal?! ''[A woman's scream is heard off-screen in horror of this. Lets go of eyelids]'' I gotta go back to class! ''[Runs in circles, and runs away upside down]'' I can't be a ditcher! ''[Runs into volleyball game, is accidentally involved as the volleyball, ends up in the road and is run over by an old roller blader, he struggles to find his body, until only his legs are missing, he sees his legs running, pants to catch up with them and jumps into them]'' Almost there. Just have to get past the... ''[skids to a halt]'' ...Bikini Bottom Hug Fest?}} | ||
{{L|Sadie|Aww... does someone need a hug?}} | {{L|Sadie|Aww... does someone need a hug?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, no, no...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, no, no...}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Make sure you return that bathroom key to my desk or you're in big trouble mister!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Make sure you return that bathroom key to my desk or you're in big trouble mister!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sinks all the way in. Camera stays at tar pits for a while, before SpongeBob's tar-covered hand pops up with the bathroom key, also covered in tar]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sinks all the way in. Camera stays at tar pits for a while, before SpongeBob's tar-covered hand pops up with the bathroom key, also covered in tar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks up from the tar, losing the tar from where he pops up]'' Ohh | {{L|SpongeBob|''[walks up from the tar, losing the tar from where he pops up]'' Ohh I never returned Mrs. Puff's bathroom key! I can't give up now!}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob!}} | {{L|Crowd|SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pulls onto a prehistoric animal's tusk, and is flung face-first into the wall. Camera cuts to cliff, which SpongeBob climbs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pulls onto a prehistoric animal's tusk, and is flung face-first into the wall. Camera cuts to cliff, which SpongeBob climbs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Runs for boating school]'' I made it! And a minute before the final bell. I am home free. ''[Tries walking through the door, but ends up running into Mrs. Puff]'' Mrs. Puff... I'm really sorry! Please forgive me! I don't know what happened! Everything just got away from me! ''[Holds up bathroom key]'' I brought back your bathroom key, though!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Runs for boating school]'' I made it! And a minute before the final bell. I am home free. ''[Tries walking through the door, but ends up running into Mrs. Puff]'' Mrs. Puff... I'm really sorry! Please forgive me! I don't know what happened! Everything just got away from me! ''[Holds up bathroom key]'' I brought back your bathroom key, though!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I haven't the foggiest idea of what you're carrying on about | {{L|Mrs. Puff|I haven't the foggiest idea of what you're carrying on about SpongeBob, but I don't have time for it. I've got my own problems. ''[Two police officers show up behind her, and cuff her]'' Johnny Law finally caught up to me for ditching jury duty. Let this be a lesson to you, son...never ditch!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay Mrs. Puff, I'll never ditch again!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|That's a good boy, SpongeBob. Good... Again?! What do you mean, again?!? ''[Bus drives away]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|That's a good boy, SpongeBob. Good... Again?! What do you mean, again?!? ''[Bus drives away]''}} | ||
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