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{{L|Patrick|Yeah, four scoops. ''[Sadie scoops a final vanilla scoop onto Patrick's cone]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, four scoops. ''[Sadie scoops a final vanilla scoop onto Patrick's cone]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, have you forgotten I gotta go?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, have you forgotten I gotta go?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh | {{L|Patrick|Oh don't be such a sourpuss. ''[Gets out a dollar and hands it to Sadie]'' Here, I'll buy you a cone.}} | ||
{{L|''[Confetti falls]''}} | {{L|''[Confetti falls]''}} | ||
{{L|Sadie|''[Uses a noise maker]'' Congratulations! You're my 100th customer! ''[Pulls down sheet saying '100TH CUSTOMER!']'' From now on, you can come back and have all the free ice cream you want!}} | {{L|Sadie|''[Uses a noise maker]'' Congratulations! You're my 100th customer! ''[Pulls down sheet saying '100TH CUSTOMER!']'' From now on, you can come back and have all the free ice cream you want!}} | ||
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{{L|Sandy|''[serves birdie]''}} | {{L|Sandy|''[serves birdie]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Is this the one when the lowest score wins? ''[Sets racquet outward, birdie bounces off it, Sandy tries to save, but birdie lands right by her racquet]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is this the one when the lowest score wins? ''[Sets racquet outward, birdie bounces off it, Sandy tries to save, but birdie lands right by her racquet]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Nice job, | {{L|Sandy|Nice job SpongeBob, your serve!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Here it comes! ''[Throws up birdie, but cannot hit it with the racquet, falls, and ends up serving with his foot. Birdie flies past Sandy and Dale, and lands in the sand]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Here it comes! ''[Throws up birdie, but cannot hit it with the racquet, falls, and ends up serving with his foot. Birdie flies past Sandy and Dale, and lands in the sand]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, I'm getting pretty good at this game!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, I'm getting pretty good at this game!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Screams, jumps in the air, and hits birdie. Sandy and Dale tried to hit it back, but almost barely succeed, the birdie landing in the sand]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Screams, jumps in the air, and hits birdie. Sandy and Dale tried to hit it back, but almost barely succeed, the birdie landing in the sand]''}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|Yay!}} | {{L|Crowd|Yay!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walking away]'' Well I better be off now.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Walking away]'' Well, I better be off now.}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|No!}} | {{L|Crowd|No!}} | ||
{{L|Gus|Don't go SpongeBob, think about your fans!}} | {{L|Gus|Don't go SpongeBob, think about your fans!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well if it's for the fans, well maybe I can play one game more.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, if it's for the fans, well, maybe I can play one game more.}} | ||
{{L|Orange police fish|''[off-screen]'' Not today, yellow.}} | {{L|Orange police fish|''[off-screen]'' Not today, yellow.}} | ||
{{L|Light teal police fish|You've been playing with a convicted felon, and we know he's violated his parole somehow. You might as well confess Dale.}} | {{L|Light teal police fish|You've been playing with a convicted felon, and we know he's violated his parole somehow. You might as well confess, Dale.}} | ||
{{L|''[A crowd begins to gather around the scene]''}} | {{L|''[A crowd begins to gather around the scene]''}} | ||
{{L|Dale|Hey man,I haven't done nothing!}} | {{L|Dale|Hey, man, I haven't done nothing!}} | ||
{{L|Officer John|Oh yeah? What have you got in there? ''[Police pulls out candy from Dale's shirt pocket]'' Quasi-Gummy Chewy Candy Fish. Is this how you have fun? By eating your own kind? Scum like you make me sick. Cuff him!}} | {{L|Officer John|Oh, yeah? What have you got in there? ''[Police pulls out candy from Dale's shirt pocket]'' Quasi-Gummy Chewy Candy Fish. Is this how you have fun? By eating your own kind? Scum like you make me sick. Cuff him!}} | ||
{{L|''[Another police fish approaches Dale and clutches handcuffs around Dale's wrists, which are now behind his back. Dale is escorted away from the scene]''}} | {{L|''[Another police fish approaches Dale and clutches handcuffs around Dale's wrists, which are now behind his back. Dale is escorted away from the scene]''}} | ||
{{L|Gus|That's a shame what happened to Dale. We were classmates back in boating school. He used to be a good student, until he started cutting class. Ever since then, he's led the lonely life of a criminal.}} | {{L|Gus|That's a shame what happened to Dale. We were classmates back in boating school. He used to be a good student, until he started cutting class. Ever since then, he's led the lonely life of a criminal.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|C-c-c-c... ''[pulls his bottom eyelids down]'' ...criminal! | {{L|SpongeBob|C-c-c-c... ''[pulls his bottom eyelids down]'' ...criminal?! ''[A woman's scream is heard off-screen in horror of this. Lets go of eyelids]'' I gotta go back to class! ''[Runs in circles, and runs away upside down]'' I can't be a ditcher! ''[Runs into volleyball game, is accidentally involved as the volleyball, ends up in the road and is run over by an old roller blader, he struggles to find his body, until only his legs are missing, he sees his legs running, pants to catch up with them and jumps into them]'' Almost there. Just have to get past the... ''[skids to a halt]'' ...Bikini Bottom Hug Fest?}} | ||
{{L|Sadie|Aww... does someone need a hug?}} | {{L|Sadie|Aww... does someone need a hug?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, no, no...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, no, no...}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Make sure you return that bathroom key to my desk or you're in big trouble mister!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Make sure you return that bathroom key to my desk or you're in big trouble mister!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sinks all the way in. Camera stays at tar pits for a while, before SpongeBob's tar-covered hand pops up with the bathroom key, also covered in tar]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sinks all the way in. Camera stays at tar pits for a while, before SpongeBob's tar-covered hand pops up with the bathroom key, also covered in tar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks up from the tar, losing the tar from where he pops up]'' Ohh | {{L|SpongeBob|''[walks up from the tar, losing the tar from where he pops up]'' Ohh I never returned Mrs. Puff's bathroom key! I can't give up now!}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob!}} | {{L|Crowd|SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pulls onto a prehistoric animal's tusk, and is flung face-first into the wall. Camera cuts to cliff, which SpongeBob climbs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pulls onto a prehistoric animal's tusk, and is flung face-first into the wall. Camera cuts to cliff, which SpongeBob climbs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Runs for boating school]'' I made it! And a minute before the final bell. I am home free. ''[Tries walking through the door, but ends up running into Mrs. Puff]'' Mrs. Puff... I'm really sorry! Please forgive me! I don't know what happened! Everything just got away from me! ''[Holds up bathroom key]'' I brought back your bathroom key, though!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Runs for boating school]'' I made it! And a minute before the final bell. I am home free. ''[Tries walking through the door, but ends up running into Mrs. Puff]'' Mrs. Puff... I'm really sorry! Please forgive me! I don't know what happened! Everything just got away from me! ''[Holds up bathroom key]'' I brought back your bathroom key, though!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I haven't the foggiest idea of what you're carrying on about | {{L|Mrs. Puff|I haven't the foggiest idea of what you're carrying on about SpongeBob, but I don't have time for it. I've got my own problems. ''[Two police officers show up behind her, and cuff her]'' Johnny Law finally caught up to me for ditching jury duty. Let this be a lesson to you, son...never ditch!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay Mrs. Puff, I'll never ditch again!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay Mrs. Puff, I'll never ditch again!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|That's a good boy, SpongeBob. Good... Again?! What do you mean, again?!? ''[Bus drives away]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|That's a good boy, SpongeBob. Good... Again?! What do you mean, again?!? ''[Bus drives away]''}} | ||
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