FUN-Believable/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "FUN-Believable" from season 13, which aired on July 19, 2023.

• [The episode opens with a starry background text that reads "Everything is Horrible" appears']
• Narrator: And now, with an editoral, here's Squidward Tentacles.
• [Cuts to Squidward frowning.]
• Squidward: Good Evening, everyone continues to be horrible, and I got the proof. Here are my Beefs of the Week. Our first beef is - [Squidward click the remote and show up the screen, Bubble Bass is in the cashier eating chum.] This filthy foodie always eats before he pays, [ Bubble Bass put the chum in the cashier.] Then he gives me a handful of money slathered in slimy grease. [He paid to Squidward covered in chum, then he eats chum again and burps, Squidward pauses the video] Horrible! Next. [the next slide show is SpongeBob but in black glasses.] Oh boy, Do I have a beef with this annoying guy. [the stageman whisper to Squidward has to be ended.]
• Squidward: What? "[Whispers to the stageman.]: I'm done? [whisper again] I got 47 more beefs. [sighing] Typical. Coming Up next, it's Fun-Believable with Rube Goldfish? [he heard the buttons click and see the screen in Rube Goldfish] Huh? Oh No! That guy puts mustard on his milkshakes. Horrible! [the screen is near because Rube will introduce himself.] Whoa! Whoa! Hey Watch it Ooh.
• Rube: Well, Hello Everybody I'm Rube Goldfish, and Today, we will be explore the amazing and unknown the bikini bottom. [he grunts to tangle the buoy. and Rube is in the left and in the right it says FUN - BELIEVABLE Starring Rube Goldfish] Warning! Would you about to see is gonna make you say That's FUN-Believable!
• [Rube hops towards Sandy's Treedome.}
• Rube: We're here at Sandy's Treedome it cause -
• [But SpongeBob tries to give Rube an excuse.]
• SpongeBob: Um, Excuse us Rube but excuse us-
• Rube: The Public Restroom is right on the corner boys!
• SpongeBob: No!, Patrick and I something to show you. It's FUN-Believable!
• [laugh]
• Rube: Really! Let's just what am looking for show us what you got.
• [SpongeBob and Patrick are still standing]