New Home/transcript

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Commercial short "New Home," which aired on October 5, 2001
Before November 19, 2004 (The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie short).

Original version

• [The commercial begins with the Target logo as SpongeBob uses a hose to fill the screen with water. The Target logo turns into one of the flower clouds as it pans down to a few pairs of regular pants. SpongeBob swipes them over and puts his pants in place of them. He then stands at a mirror and pulls up his pants, but they rip. SpongeBob looks down (similar to how he did in "Ripped Pants") as Patrick and Squidward laugh at him. It switches to an "Employee of the Month" poster as SpongeBob places a picture of him over it. It switches to Squidward, playing his clarinet, and Sandy as SpongeBob bounces over them and does the "bring it around town" move. Suddenly, Bullseye swims by chasing Gary, which alarms SpongeBob. He runs after him until he comes across a wall full of spatulas. He grabs one and starts flipping up some Krabby Patties. He flips them over to the table, where everyone takes one, leaving a pickle at the center.]
• Narrator: Target: The new home of SpongeBob SquarePants.
• [SpongeBob squirts some ketchup around the pickle, forming the Target logo. He laughs as the commercial ends.]

2004 version

• [The commercial begins with the Target logo as SpongeBob uses a hose to fill the screen with water. The Target logo turns into one of the flower clouds as it pans down to a few pairs of regular pants. SpongeBob swipes them over and puts his pants in place of them. He then stands at a mirror and pulls up his pants, but they rip. SpongeBob looks down (similar to how he did in "Ripped Pants") as Patrick and Squidward laugh at him. It then cuts to various merchandise as the narrator speaks.]
• Narrator: Awesome SpongeBob games, videos, and clothes, available at Target, and don't forget The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, in theaters November 19th. Rated PG.
• [As the narrator speaks, SpongeBob grabs his spatula and starts flipping up some Krabby Patties. He flips them over to the table, where everyone takes one. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie logo appears, which SpongeBob squirts ketchup around to form the Target logo. He laughs as the commercial ends.]