SpongeBob Showdown/transcript

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Commercial short "SpongeBob Showdown," which aired on 2008.

• [The short opens with the Burger King logo, opening like a door to reveal SpongeBob and Patrick in western attire on seahorses.]
• SpongeBob: Let's ride into the sunset, Patrick.
• [The two ride off into the sunset, and get burned.]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [running away] Hot sunset! Hot sunset!
• [The scene cuts to a live-action family in western attire dancing in a bar.]
• Family: Hoo! Ha!
• [The family stops at the sight of a cowboy toy SpongeBob who has entered.]
• Dad: [facing the SpongeBob toy] Oh, it's you.
• [The scenes cut to a bartender hiding and a family looking on at the debacle.]
• Dad: Go ahead. [the scene zooms in on the toy, and back to the dad] Make your move. [a tumbleweed rolls into him and causes him to fall and scream] Ahh! Oooh! Get away, get away, get out!
• Commercial narrarator: [cuts to a display of SpongeBob toys] SpongeBob "Pest of the West" toys are now at Burger King. [cuts to two kids enjoying their meal] You can collect all eight, one per kids meal. [cuts to a shot of Burger King] SpongeBob toys, only at BK.