Back to School Season/transcript
This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Commercial short "Back to School Season," which aired on Sometime between June 27, 2006 and April 20, 2007
Sometime between October 26, 2009 and around June 23, 2012 (Steep Theater [sic] online release).
- ["Do Your Thing" at the background plays.]
- Patrick: The #1 cable network, 11 straight years!
- Mr. Blik: #1 entertainment brand for kids.
- Mr. X: #1 in licensed product sales.
- Timmy: The #1 website for kids.
- SpongeBob: And the most watched kids show in history starring, da-da-da-da, SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Sir SpongeBob: I am Sir SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob: Back to school?! No!
- Mr. Turner: Back to school is exciting, SpongeBob. You learn new things, meet new people, and get cool new stuff. We're gonna take back to school and make it fun by teaming up Nickelodeon and Kellogg's for a wild back to school 2007 promotion!
- SpongeBob: How can you make going back to school fun?
- Mr. Blik: Well, let's look at the program. [shows Kellogg's Frosted Flakes with toppers inside] Look at these cool Nick pencil toppers. They're us! And they've all got color changing hair! [shows toppers of Mr. Blik, SpongeBob, and Patrick]
- SpongeBob: Look, Patrick, your hair is changing color.
- Patrick: Awesome!
- Mr. X: And there's a Nick challenge, a crazy event that rewards kids for completing 10 fun activities in one week. Complete this challenge and get a free Nick DVD.
- Patrick: Can we have a contest to see who can do this the longest?
- [Patrick flaps his lips and Waffle makes fart sounds.]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, look who gets to drive the school bus display! Me! [scene zooms out to the Nick Rules School bus]
- Patrick: No way.
- SpongeBob: This next school bus is going to make going to school a blast!
- Patrick: Whoa, nice ride.
- SpongeBob: This is just all too great. Let's kick it off by sliming someone.
- Patrick: I love slime, but all those people might not know what slime is.
- SpongeBob: Good point, Patrick. Let's show them. [scenes show people getting slimed] That's slime, all right. Now, how about we slime someone you all know and love? Ready, Kevin?
- Kevin: Ready, SpongeBob. [scene shows Kevin getting confetti all over his body]
- SpongeBob: You didn't think Kevin would really let us slime him, do you? [Kevin gets slimed]
- [Scene shows all the products. Frosted Flakes, Corn Pops, Apple Jacks, Chips Deluxe Original, Nick DVD, Fudge Shoppe Fudge Stripes, Keebler Grahams Original, Club Craclers, Animals Frosted Cookies, Soft Batch Chocolate Chip, Golden Vanilla Wafers, Waffle Bowls, Minis, E.L. Fudge, Froot Loops, Slime, Pop-Tarts Frosted Strawberry, SpongeBob SquarePants Fruit Flavored Snacks, The Backyardigans Fruit Flavored Snacks, Dora the Explorer "Dora's World Adventure!" Fruit Flavored Snacks, LG VX1000 Migo Phone, and Kellogg's Fuel for School!]