User:Egor Vasylets/List of Reviews

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Season 123

Help Wanted

Help Wanted, the very first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants Series, that is more than 23 years old. Tell me the definition of the great start of the best show in the world.

The episode's plot is about SpongeBob trying to get a job in Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is unsure a bit, but with the support from his best friend Patrick, he got the determination to go to Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs, who isn't sure that SpongeBob will be a great employee, sends him on an "impossible", how he thought, mission. Meanwhile, Krusty Krab is attacked by unorganized hungry anchovies. Hopeless Mr. Krabs and Squidward were ready to dye, but SpongeBob saved them, using his new high-technology spatula. Music Living in The Sunshine, Loving in The Moonlight was fit to this. When all anchovies left the Krusty Krab, Patrick came for lunch. Instead of giving a patty, SpongeBob made many patties who threw Patrick away, leaving Squidward unsatisfactory.

In my opinion, the episode was great, but it has some problems. The start of the episode wasn't that interesting, and before anchovies came I found myself looking in the wall, instead of on the episode, maybe because I've watched this episode many times before. Humor, like in the rest of Season 1's episodes was on the top, the soundtrack was pretty fitting and the story was interesting. My opinion of the episode 7/9 - Low Great. I couldn't dream for a better start for the series, especially when most show's first episodes weren't really good.

I recommend this episode for everyone, who wants to get into SpongeBob, newbies, and just for people, who want to up their mood or nostalgic a bit.

Reef Blower

The only episode without lines, the first SpongeBob 2-minute short, Reef Blower.

The episode starts with Squidward seen a pink shell on his ground and threw it away to SpongeBob's one. SpongeBob tried to get rid of it, using his reef blower, but he made more mess. In trying to get rid of the send, he absorbed all water in the sea and made a huge mess in all town, while his garden was pretty clean. Satisfied SpongeBob comes home, while Squidward leaves in the sand and that pink shell fell on his nose.

In my opinion, this episode is 5/9 - Good, it's a funny, interesting story, good format, but has a lot of other problems. The main problem is both Squidward and SpongeBob were selfish. Instead of throwing the shell in the bin or bring it home (I think it's a pretty cute shell) Squidward thrown it to SpongeBob's ground and got karma for it, while he doesn't deserve that karma. SpongeBob is another problem of the episode. Instead of doing the same as I recommended to Squidward, he took his reef blower, causing more problems. The ending isn't satisfactory. SpongeBob made a huge mess in town and didn't care about it. It's not good. After watching this episode, I decided to demote it below other 5/9 - Good episodes in Season 1.

This episode wasn't really important in the series and I can't recommend it as a special episode. I just recommend watching it in pair with Help Wanted.

Tea at the Treedome

Tea at the Treedome, the first episode with Sandy, the last from the first trilogy.

The episode is about how SpongeBob meets Sandy and the start of great love.

While SpongeBob was Jellyfishing, he found a land Squirrel who fought with a giant clam. He tried to save a squirrel, but the squirrel, whose name was Sandy, saved SpongeBob instead. She invited him into the house, full of air. SpongeBob, who tried to impress Sandy, stated that he loves air, even when he doesn't know what does air means. He went for advice to Patrick. On the next day, SpongeBob went to Sandy's treedome. He quickly understood he doesn't like air. During the episode, he was dried, and he wanted to get water, but he didn't want to disappoint Sandy. After all, Patrick finally got in treedome, while Sandy went for cookies, and he understood that air is bad for him too. When Sandy came, she found SpongeBob and Patrick, totally dried. She treated them, they became friends and drank Sandy's tea.

After a rewatch, I promoted this episode to 8/9 - Great. It has an interesting story, a bit of romance and moral - don't lie in trying to impress someone.

I recommend this episode to every SpongeBob fan, and newbies, because this episode is as important as Help Wanted, and as I previously said, it has moral.

Bubblestand

Bubblestand, another S1 episode. Let's review it!

The episode is about another of SpongeBob's hobbies, bubble blowing. SpongeBob sets up his own business, a bubblestand. Patrick is his first customer, who isn't as good as SpongeBob in bubble blowing. SpongeBob tells him about a technique, that helps him. Due to the bubbles, Squidward has some troubles and he wants to know, how they making such a noise with bubbles. He tries to blow bubbles, but he can't because he isn't following the technique. When SpongeBob and Patrick insisted on using the technique, and Squidward creates a giant bubble. Squidward goes home, but bubble grabs his house and flights, and later bursts, so Squidward's house fell.

The episode is 5/9 - Good. Everything is fine, but I can't call the episode "Great", because there was nothing to make me do this. Some moments were fillers and repetitive, such as SpongeBob slowly kicked nail by a hammer, because Squidward told him. The episode is also not super-interesting, but overall, it's satisfactory.

I can't give such good recommendations for this episode, but it should be watched by newbies because this episode starts one of SpongeBob's hobbies, which later appears in many episodes through Season 11.

Ripped Pants

Let's talk about the episode, who makes different opinions for many SpongeBob fans, Ripped Pants. Does he deserve love or hate? Let's see!

This is the first episode, related to Tea at the Treedome. Also, good to note, there wasn't any episode, related to Help Wanted so far. Ripped Pants starts at the Goo Laguna, SpongeBob and Sandy are hanging out and laughing, when he arrives. I'm talking about Larry the Lobster. He invites them to weightlifting, showing his strength abilities, as well as Sandy also does this. However, SpongeBob isn't really good at this. When his pants were ripped, he quickly became popular and started to joke about his pants. At first, people, especially Sandy and Scooter, loved these jokes, but later they annoyed by this. SpongeBob even pretended to be down for a joke, making the beach disappointed. SpongeBob makes a plan, how to regain his popularity, and see - everyone left him. He thinks that he's the biggest loser at the beach, but there are also arrives people, who fired on the sun, dropped his buns in the sand, and the whale, who was buried in the send. I'd like to say that when I was small, I thought that losing a friend is not as bad as fried in the sun. But when I grew up, I changed my mind, because we don't have such many friends. SpongeBob sang a song and everyone came because SpongeBob understood his fault. He reunited with Sandy and got respect from Larry.

So, what about my opinion. The episode was annoying at some point because SpongeBob was trying to be popular and he was big-headed at those moments. However, I also think guys from the beach were annoying, because they tried to boast, how cool they are. I could give this episode 4/9 - Low Good, but the episode had a great song and moral, so I rated it 5/9 - Good.

I recommend this episode to many people, even for those, who aren't into SpongeBob, because it has a good lesson - be yourself and not boasting. The episode shows, friendship is very important, so don't lose your friend!

Your Shoes Untied

The first episode is Your Shoes Untied.

The episode starts with Patrick being unable to tie his new shoes. SpongeBob, who has perfectly tied shoes decides to help his friend, Patrick. But, SpongeBob finds out that he forgot how t tie his shoes. To escape the shame, SpongeBob reminds Patrick he needs to hurry, and Patrick goes away. SpongeBob never tied his shoes since as long as he knows himself. SpongeBob goes to bed in the hope he will remember, how to tie shoes when he wakes up. But, he didn't. He went to The Krusty Krab for his work. But, with untied shoes, SpongeBob doesn't do his job well. Soon, he is searching for people, who knows how to tie show. But no one knows it. At home, SpongeBob is sad, and he doesn't pay attention to Gary, who wants to say him something. When SpongeBob does this, Gary shoes him how to do this and they are singing a song "Loop de Loop".

This episode was 8/9 - Great, I promoted it after rewatching. It's better than Help Wanted as a season opener. It has very good humour, decent song. There is no need for words in this episode. Just watch.

Definitely recommended for everyone to up their mood, distract a bit from real-life problems. You will see how effective this episode on getting the mood up.

Squid's Day-Off

There is no doubt in my mind that Season 2's start was LEGENDARY because Season 2 is Legendary actually! But we need to continue, and the next episode, who is even better than a previous one, Squid's Day-Off.

The episode starts at The Krusty Krab, where no costumers are. Squidward is sad because he can't go home on this great day. Squidward accidentally dropped Krab's money. When he washed it, one penny dropped further, and Krabs tried to get got an accident. He goes to the hospital, and Squidward is not the Capitan of The Krusty Crew. He went home, leaving SpongeBob in Krusty Krab alone. But we perfectly know that Squidward won't sit calmly at his home. During the episode, Squidward goes to Krusty Krab many times, to watch what SpongeBob does and gets a paranoia. At the end of the episode, The Krusty Crew figured out that the reason why there were no costumers is a table "Closed", that supposed to be "Opened" instead.

This episode is 9/9 - High Great. Legendary episode! Squidward getting paranoia because of SpongeBob, all Squidward's dreams, it's so hilarious. Especially I LOVE the scene, where Squidward sees SpongeBob is the mirror, who will destroy Krusty Krab. It's not Top-15 episode, but maybe Top-30.

I recommend this episode for everyone. Turning the 21st duo provides you perfect 20 minutes. 20 minutes of pleasure. But, don't watch Squid's Day-Off to often, because if you will watch it too often, it won't be that funny, when you watch it again.

Something Smells

The third Season 2 episode, Something Smells is here!

What can be better than Sunday? Maybe, Eating an Ice Cream on a Sunday morning? SpongeBob knows the answer. If only SpongeBob knew how to make an Ice Cream. But original recipes are cheered here! After eating a specific Ice Cream, SpongeBob's mouth smells very bad. And he greeted with every Bikini Bottomie, so everyone escapes him. Patrick, who doesn't feel any smell, if friendly to SpongeBob, and tries to help to understand, what's wrong with SpongeBob. If our friends were smart, they would have easily found out it, but since they are not, they think Spongebob is ugly. SpongeBob is depressed, but Patrick takes him away from the depression and they go to the cinema, where SpongeBob gives Patrick his Ice Cream. Now, Patrick also thinks he is ugly, but finally, SpongeBob understood, that it's all the fault of Ice Cream. And, they are happy.

In my opinion, the episode was 7/9 - Low Great. Great idea, good humour, but some scenes weren't pretty well, but it's not spoiling the episode.

Although I won't give as great recommendation for this episode as for 21st duo, this episode is also honourable of your attention.

Bossy Boots

Continuing my reviews with Bossy Boots, just another season 2 episode. Because of Season 2 is full of great episodes (and dark too). The first episode focused on Pearl in Season 2.

The episode starts with Krusty Crew having stuff conversation. Krabs announced that his daughter Pearl will work in The Krusty Krab as a new manager. According to Mr Krabs, Pearl is full of fresh ideas about attracting new young customers. Squidward isn't really like Pearl being manager, while SpongeBob's square pants are full of happiness. But however, SpongeBob starts understanding, Pearl ruins Krusty Krab, which is having a new name, Kuddly Krabs - Pearl pressured SpongeBob to make only salads and tea, with no Krabby Patty, threw away his spatula and grill, and make him being an animator in front of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob goes to Mr Krabs and easily makes him understanding his point. Krabs told SpongeBob to fire Pearl, so Pearl wouldn't hate his Dad. But as revealed, Pearl is hating to work at the Krusty Krab, so SpongeBob fires Pearl near the office of Krabs. Everyone is happy, but what Krabs should do with every toy in his office. He sold him to SpongeBob. to Gary's dismay.

Rating this episode as 6/9 - Very Good wouldn't be enough. I really like Pearl anti-torture in this episode, like in other Pearl-focused episodes. So, I'm rating this episode as 7/9 - Low Great. I don't remember this episode having humour (what isn't a problem for me), it has a good idea, interesting story.

I provide good recommendations for this episode. Not much to say, just watch. I don't know is it possible to hate such a cool episode. So far, Season 2 is Great. But Stars are telling me, everything will change, when we go to I'm Your Biggest Fanatic, and then to I'm With Stupid.

Big Pink Loser

Another praised episode in season 2 is Big Pink Loser. Let's see if it deserves that praise.

The episode starts with Patrick, who got an... award? Yes. He is so happy, but when he shows it to SpongeBob, his porous friend quickly understands - it's his award. Patrick is upset because he also wants an award, so Patrick now working instead of Squidward in Krusty Krab. Honestly, he doesn't do well. SpongeBob needs to explain him everything. On the next day, Patrick is absolutely copying SpongeBob, every his move, and SpongeBob doesn't like it. He wanted to imitate Patrick, to show him that being the one, he is for real is great, and SpongeBob gets an award again. But when they read this award, they found out that it's Patrick award for being lazy. Patrick is happy and goes to prove his award.

The best way to describe this episode - 6/9 - Very Good. This episode didn't have anything special, except jokes, that made me put this episode 6/9. Previously, this episode was 5/9 - Good, and after rewatches I promoted it.

This episode was hilarious, so I can give good recommendations to this episode. Watching this episode will up your mood. This episode also has one of the most famous moments in the series: Is it Krusty Krab? No, It's Patrick!

Bubble Buddy

So, now we finally went to non-praised Season 2 episode, Bubble Buddy. Let's see is this episode as bad as described.

Leif Ericson's Day. SpongeBob is ready to get fun, but Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward can't/don't want to play with him. Then, he decides to create a friend. After some tries, he made a Bubble Buddy. At first, they went to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob does really weird orders for Bubble Buddy, making Squidward annoyed and Krabs inspired, because Krabs believe, that this launch will be well-paid. But, Bubble Buddy left them Bubble money. Squidward and Mr Krabs are so angry and go to find a bubble. Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy go to Goo Laguna, where this silly pair also creates chaos - they buried Scooter, leaving his head on the lend and leading to Scooter's death, they created a big queue in the toilet, wash Pearl's hand, call sportsmen fat. After all, Bikini Bottomies decided to burst this bubble, whatever it cost. But when Squidward almost bursts it, Bubble Buddy becomes alive and goes away.

When we're talking to my opinion of the episode, I don't despise this episode at all, but I also don't feel I like this episode. My rating for this episode is 4/9 - Low Good, and I don't think it deserves this hate. Season 2 has way worse episodes (I'm not talking about Squirrel Jokes, The Smoking Peanut, Dumped, Grandma's Kisses, because it's not bad episodes at all.) This episode has some jokes, great idea with OK realisation, but Bubble Buddy making troubles made me not putting this episode higher mark.

No matter I like or don't like this episode, no matter you like/don't like this episode. This episode is one of the show's important episodes, because Bubble Buddy, the titular character of this episode, reappears in further episodes, Bubble Buddy Returns, Mall Girl Pearl (cameo tho), Bubble Town. So, if you want quickly get into SpongeBob, without rewatching the whole series, this episode needs to be watched.

The Algae's Always Greener

The season 3 opener, the favourite episode of Paul Tibbit, The Algae's Always Greener is on the road.

The episode starts with just another plan of Plankton, just another failure. But Plankton, who usually never gives up suddenly falls in depression. He is envious of Krabs, who seems to has a great life. By Karen's advice, Plankton uses his another machine, who gives an ability to switch lives. Now, Plankton is a boss, he has everything - patties, money, fame. But soon Plankton faces some troubles. At first, annoying SpongeBob, who wants to has his job criticised, but at the same time, he becomes crazy when he is criticised for putting to much sauce. Squidward, who doesn't like SpongeBob, Pearl, who wants to have more money, another attack of naked Krabs it trial of getting krabby patty. Facing all these problems made Plankton understanding that Krabs' live is even worse than his one. He back to his normal life, and enjoys holographic meatloaf.

This episode was 7/9 - Low Great, I demoted it after rewatching. Some jokes were really cool, the episode's idea is very interesting - Krabs and Plankton changing their lives. Maybe the idea isn't that creative, and we see many films, where main characters switch lives but seeing it in SpongeBob style was nice.

This episode is not the show's important of course, but I recommend this episode, because of interesting to watch.

SpongeGuard on Duty

And now, a little not nice episode in Season 3's highlight. SpongeGuard on Duty, a sister of Algae's Always Greener. Will be it a great Season start, or it isn't? Let's see.

The episode starts with beach, where SpongeBob and Patrick do sunbathe. And here, appears the fame of the beach, Larry the Lobster, or I'd better say Larry the Guard. SpongeBob inspired by Larry, but Patrick thinks he is a big-headed one. When Larry sees SpongeBob, who has his nose in white colour (because of Ice Creem), Larry supposes SpongeBob is also a Guard. SpongeBob and Larry have a good time on the beach, while suddenly a fish sinks in Goo Lagoon. Larry, as a Guard on the beach, saves him. And then, he goes away, leaves SpongeBob be the main Guard on Duty and save other fishes if something happens. SpongeBob realised he can't swim. On the first look, SpongeBob thinks, everything is OK, but then he just imagined an accident and called everyone for going out of the water. He tricked the fishes, using free ice cream, and captured everyone, except for Patrick, who heard about Free Ice cream goes to the Lagoon, because he thinks free ice cream is there. And suddenly he got spasm and starts to sink SpongeBob goes to Patrick with a boat. Patrick crashed boat and they start sinks together until Larry saves him. The episode ends on Larry teaching SpongeBob and Patrick how to swim, in a child pool.

The episode makes me rather negative feelings than a positive one. I rated it 3/9 - High Meh. The episode wasn't interesting and fascinating. Patrick's segments were funny on the one side but terrible on the second side. Some decent jokes (not even good) made me rating this episode not lower than a mark it has.

I can't give good recommendations for this episode. And it's a Season 3 episode. Season 3. I've heard so many times how masterful Season 3. Using the start of the season, the 41st duo, I can't say that Season 3 is really masterful. But it's not really good to judge a season with two episodes, so I'll wait for more.

Club SpongeBob

A season 3 episode, Club SpongeBob goes next. Not really praised or hated Season 3 episode.

The episode starts with Squidward goes to his job, and sees, how SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a little cabin on the tree. SpongeBob and Patrick say that Squidward shouldn't be here, but Squidward disobeys them and climbs on the tree, where they all got stuck. Squidward tries to get out, but instead, a little accident goes and the cabin is shooted in the Kelp Forest. SpongeBob and Patrick use the advice of the Magic Shell, which tells them to do nothing. Squidward is really annoyed. Squidward, who doesn't really like SpongeBob and Patrick, tries to find an exit, but his result isn't successful. He back again. Squidward organises his own club and cooking a roach. Suddenly, the plane with picnic stuff was going down and pilots trow picnic stuff right to SpongeBob and Patrick. Squidward sees how much delicious food is there, and goes back to Club SpongeBob. Patrick and SpongeBob tell Squidward to ask Magic Shell, what he should it, but Magic Shell says: "Nothing". Squidward is so angry, and suddenly SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward see a guy, who came to save them. He says that Magic Shell told him to save Club SpongeBob. When they ask Magic Shell, what they should do, she says: "Nothing", so they are just sitting. Squidward is also sitting with them, doing nothing. He understood the power of Magic Shell. The episode was Great 8/9. I promoted it, after rewatching.

The episode was very fascinating, interesting, funny.

I provides good recommendation for this episode.

My Pretty Seahorse

Now, just not another Season 3 episode, My Pretty Seahorse. This episode doesn't get big attention, but enough praise. What I will think about it?

The episode starts with Spring. Spring, my favourite season. SpongeBob sees that flowers don't really like Squidward, so decides to grow special flowers for him. But whenever SpongeBob not keeping an eye on it, the flower mysteriously disappears. After many days watching, SpongeBob sees that it's a Seahorse eating his flower. SpongeBob likes her. He wants it as a pet and quickly gets her loyalty. SpongeBob and Mystery (the name, SpongeBob gave it) have a great time, until the next day when Mystery kicks a boy in Krusty Krab. Krabs tells SpongeBob to get rid of the horse. SpongeBob, instead of getting rid of it, just hid it. But Mystery doesn't like to sit in a small chest, so he eats everything he sees - SpongeBob's spatula, grill, and even Old Man Jenkins. Krabs finds out the Mystery and tells a sad story to SpongeBob, that makes him making Mystery free. But Mystery ate all Krabs' money.

The episode was 6/9 - Very Good. I very like it, it's interesting, heartwarming and has a good moral. Also, it's pretty funny. I really impressed, how Season 3 started very well. Not as good start as Season 1 or 2, but still, I expected worse. But I don't like Patrick's last two segments, I don't think that it's funny how SpongeBob told Patrick to go away, calling him an "animal", and when Patrick wasn't able to get in the Hat Shop.

Good episode, a good recommendation from me!

Just One Bite

Whenever I am asked about the best episode of Season 3, I don't procrastinate any second, because I know, it's Just One Bite. The Leader of B-tier, 16th best episode, the only 9/9 - High Great Season 3 episode. There also many adjectives and adverbs, to describe the unusuality of this episode.

The plot is sort of unusual, and on the first look, incredible. Who knew, that Squidward never ate krabby patties and despise them? In this episode, SpongeBob wants Squidward to eat Just One Bite of the krabby patty. Squidward finally eats it. He told SpongeBob, it was abhorent, but he got a crush on krabby patty. Squidward wants to eat more patties, but at the same time, he doesn't want SpongeBob to get to know the truth. What will happen with Squidward? Will he reunite with the love of his live? Watch this episode to know. As I said in the beginning, this episode is 16th best of the series. It's wonderful, amazing, unpredictable, funny, hilarious, fascinating, and head hypnotising. I enjoyed this episode. The soundtrack was epic and nostalgic. Definitely recommended! Definitely! I got crazy after watching it. It's even normal thing to got a crush on this episode. This is the masterpiece and the highlight of the total darkness, that sometimes referred to be the best of the Golden Era.

The Bully

Sadly, my amazing feeling after watching Just One Bite interrupted by The Bully.

At SpongeBob's class, there is a new student, Flats the Flounder, and he is the bully, who likes to kick other students. Flats tells SpongeBob, that he will be the first in this school, who will be kicked by him. No one wants to help SpongeBob. Is SpongeBob will die? No, because SpongeBob is the Sponge, and the Sponge is like the gum.

The episode was 2/9 - Meh. I really hate this episode. Maybe it's not the worst or near the worst episodes in the series, but it's a simple Season 3 quality episode. Everyone, Flats, Patrick, Mrs Puff were bad in this episode. So much SpongeBob torture. On the other hand, this episode has some relatability.

I don't recommend this episode to simple people, it was unsatisfactory. But if you're the bully in the school, you should see it. Bulling is bad wave, and I don't respect the people, who support it.