User:Robski10/BSponge's Big Sister Sam rant with pictures

NOTE: THIS IS A WIP

• So, you might have seen from my ratings so far that my thoughts on a good amount of season 7 episodes have changed,
  So, you might have seen from my ratings so far that my thoughts on a good amount of season 7 episodes have changed,
• mostly for the positive.
  mostly for the positive.
• This season has a fair amount of guilty pleasures I enjoy, and to be honest, I got enjoyment out of watching season 7 as a whole.
  This season has a fair amount of guilty pleasures I enjoy, and to be honest, I got enjoyment out of watching season 7 as a whole.
• And then, we have this episode, Big Sister Sam.
  And then, we have this episode, Big Sister Sam.
• My thoughts have not changed on this one at all.
  My thoughts have not changed on this one at all.
• I really hate this episode, so much. I hate just about everything in this episode.
  I really hate this episode, so much. I hate just about everything in this episode.
• So, this episode starts with Patrick giving a solemn backstory about his sister Sam.
  So, this episode starts with Patrick giving a solemn backstory about his sister Sam.
• You might be thinking,
  You might be thinking,
• so Patrick hasn't seen his sister for a long time,
  so Patrick hasn't seen his sister for a long time,
• so does their reunion turn out to be heartwarming?
  so does their reunion turn out to be heartwarming?
• NOPE!
  NOPE!
• Immediately on our first glance of Sam, we know that she's a one-dimensional brute of a character.
  Immediately on our first glance of Sam, we know that she's a one-dimensional brute of a character.
• In this episode, Sam's character is just shown to cause destruction, and very little else.
  In this episode, Sam's character is just shown to cause destruction, and very little else.
• It gives very little meaning to the backstory earlier since Sam is not an interesting character in the slightest.
  It gives very little meaning to the backstory earlier since Sam is not an interesting character in the slightest.
• This continues when Patrick introduces Sam to SpongeBob,
  This continues when Patrick introduces Sam to SpongeBob,
• and SpongeBob touching Patrick is apparently enough for Sam to fling him out of sight, and Patrick doesn't give a crap afterwards.
  and SpongeBob touching Patrick is apparently enough for Sam to fling him out of sight, and Patrick doesn't give a crap afterwards.
• It's at this moment I know that not only Sam is going to be unlikable in this episode, but so is Patrick.
  It's at this moment I know that not only Sam is going to be unlikable in this episode, but so is Patrick.
• We see here that Patrick cares more about his sister he hasn't seen in a while than his best friend that he sees nearly everyday.
  We see here that Patrick cares more about his sister he hasn't seen in a while than his best friend that he sees nearly everyday.