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{{L|Squidward|''[as Jen]'' What's your problem, Amy?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[as Jen]'' What's your problem, Amy?}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[as Amy, holding a wad of cash in her flippers]'' I've got all this ''money'' and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry.}} | {{L|Pearl|''[as Amy, holding a wad of cash in her flippers]'' I've got all this ''money'' and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry.}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is laughing offscreen]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs is laughing offscreen.]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' Who's there?}} | {{L|Pearl|''[as Amy]'' Who's there?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[as Jen]'' Where's that coming from?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[as Jen]'' Where's that coming from?}} | ||
{{L|''[Purple smoke appears, revealing Mr. Krabs]''}} | {{L|''[Purple smoke appears, revealing Mr. Krabs.]''}} | ||
{{L|Amy and Jen|Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|Amy and Jen|Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow... me!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow... me!}} | ||
{{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab.]''}} | ||
{{L|Amy and Jen|Where are we?}} | {{L|Amy and Jen|Where are we?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[speakphone appears all of a sudden]'' That's right! Krusty Krab! Home of the world famous... Krabby Patty!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[speakphone appears all of a sudden]'' That's right! Krusty Krab! Home of the world famous... Krabby Patty!}} | ||
{{L|Jen|What's a Krabby Patty?}} | {{L|Jen|What's a Krabby Patty?}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs' jaw drops, the camera zooms in and out, and a bouncing spring noise plays]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs' jaw drops, the camera zooms in and out, and a bouncing spring noise plays.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, it's only the most mouthwaterin', appetizin' food in the seven seas.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, it's only the most mouthwaterin', appetizin' food in the seven seas.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he is shown from the neck down at the grill, holding the spatula with a patty on the grill]'' There I am, Gary! There I am!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[he is shown from the neck down at the grill, holding the spatula with a patty on the grill]'' There I am, Gary! There I am!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Amy and Jen|''[give a thumbs up as they are eating]''}} | {{L|Amy and Jen|''[give a thumbs up as they are eating]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is still laughing]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs is still laughing.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[his hat is showing through the order window as Krabs puts his claw up to look like he is holding up two fingers]'' Look, Gary, there I am again! Look!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today?}} | ||
{{L|All|''[words appear on screen]'' ♪ The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! ♪}} | {{L|All|''[words appear on screen]'' ♪ The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here! ♪}} | ||
{{L|''[commercial ends]''}} | {{L|''[The commercial ends.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That was the best 60 seconds of my life! Well, time for bed. ''[cut to the clam rooster crowing. SpongeBob wakes up and the alarm goes off]'' Time to go do my favorite thing at my favorite place. ''[humming]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That was the best 60 seconds of my life! Well, time for bed. ''[cut to the clam rooster crowing. SpongeBob wakes up and the alarm goes off]'' Time to go do my favorite thing at my favorite place. ''[humming]''}} | ||
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey, you!}} | {{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey, you!}} | ||
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{{L|Fred|Excuse me, sir, can I get a napkin?}} | {{L|Fred|Excuse me, sir, can I get a napkin?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Why, of course, good sir. And next time, feel free to approach me. It most be so degrading to ask from across the room. And who am I making this bad boy out to?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Why, of course, good sir. And next time, feel free to approach me. It most be so degrading to ask from across the room. And who am I making this bad boy out to?}} | ||
{{L|Fred| ''[sarcastically]'' To my tail fin. I'll get it myself. [gets up and walks away]}} | {{L|Fred| ''[sarcastically]'' To my tail fin. I'll get it myself. ''[gets up and walks away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|F-I-N. There we are, darling. Hmph. Shyness got the best of him.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|F-I-N. There we are, darling. Hmph. Shyness got the best of him.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|There you are, SpongeBob. I need you to...}} | {{L|Squidward|There you are, SpongeBob. I need you to...}} | ||
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{{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. ''[SpongeBob is listening to their conversation while cleaning a urinal]'' I'm tellin' you, Vendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit! ''[both close stall doors]''}} | {{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. ''[SpongeBob is listening to their conversation while cleaning a urinal]'' I'm tellin' you, Vendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit! ''[both close stall doors]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pupils change into stars as he wipes the inside of the urinal]'' Solo record...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pupils change into stars as he wipes the inside of the urinal]'' Solo record...}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs' office, where he | {{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs' office, where he is writing a resignation notice.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay somethin' on ya, Krabs baby.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay somethin' on ya, Krabs baby.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|What in blazes are you talkin' about?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What in blazes are you talkin' about?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old-hat. The people want music. If I could change fate I would, Krabsy. And I'm an entertainer deep down. A people's person. We're on the same page here, aren't we?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old-hat. The people want music. If I could change fate I would, Krabsy. And I'm an entertainer deep down. A people's person. We're on the same page here, aren't we?}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs briefly stares at SpongeBob dumbfounded, his eyes inflated to a comically large size]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs briefly stares at SpongeBob dumbfounded, his eyes inflated to a comically large size.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, those Krabby fumes must've gotten to your head. Borrow Squidward's gas mask and get ''right'' back to work.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, those Krabby fumes must've gotten to your head. Borrow Squidward's gas mask and get ''right'' back to work.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm outta here. ''[snaps his fingers outside his office]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm outta here. ''[snaps his fingers outside his office]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh... I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion. ''[goes back to writing notice]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh... I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion. ''[goes back to writing notice]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob continues snapping his fingers as he walks out, then is stopped by a crowd of angry customers]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob continues snapping his fingers as he walks out, then is stopped by a crowd of angry customers.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bill|There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you!}} | {{L|Bill|There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you!}} | ||
{{L|Nazz|Where have you been? ''[SpongeBob makes an O-shaped mouth wiggling]''}} | {{L|Nazz|Where have you been? ''[SpongeBob makes an O-shaped mouth wiggling]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|No can do, Squidward. These people demand entertainment.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No can do, Squidward. These people demand entertainment.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Enter-what?!}} | {{L|Squidward|Enter-what?!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob grabs the order microphone]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob grabs the order microphone.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|How you doin', folks?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|How you doin', folks?}} | ||
{{L|All|Hungry!}} | {{L|All|Hungry!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Hey!}} | {{L|Squidward|Hey!}} | ||
{{L|Bill|''[to his friend]'' Eating here was ''your'' idea.}} | {{L|Bill|''[to his friend]'' Eating here was ''your'' idea.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." ♪ The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, ''[pinches Bill's sweater. Bill is staring angrily at him]'' that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing... ♪ ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." ♪ The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, ''[pinches Bill's sweater. Bill is staring angrily at him]'' that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing... ♪ ''[the lights turns back on and they start complaining]''}} | ||
{{L|Bill|We're starving!}} | {{L|Bill|We're starving!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|♪ That one... special... sweater... ♪ ''[yelling continues]'' Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|♪ That one... special... sweater... ♪ ''[yelling continues]'' Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Then why don't you go back in the kitchen, and grab some patties, and give them what they | {{L|Squidward|Then why don't you go back in the kitchen, and grab some patties, and give them what they came here for?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Juggling! Thanks, Squiddy. ''[crowd is booing]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Juggling! Thanks, Squiddy. ''[crowd is booing]''}} | ||
{{L|Nancy|Is this some kind of joke?!}} | {{L|Nancy|Is this some kind of joke?!}} | ||
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{{L|''[In slow motion, cut between SpongeBob slipping, the patties flying, and the crowd booing at the ordering window; the same sequence is shown again before SpongeBob is shown.]''}} | {{L|''[In slow motion, cut between SpongeBob slipping, the patties flying, and the crowd booing at the ordering window; the same sequence is shown again before SpongeBob is shown.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screaming]'' No! ''[in his head]'' My career is over. All those years clawing my way up. All the people I've stepped on, wasted.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[screaming]'' No! ''[in his head]'' My career is over. All those years clawing my way up. All the people I've stepped on, wasted.}} | ||
{{L|''[The patties land on the grill; normal speed resumes as the crowd smiles]''}} | {{L|''[The patties land on the grill; normal speed resumes as the crowd smiles.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bill|Hey! Finally!}} | {{L|Bill|Hey! Finally!}} | ||
{{L|Nancy|That's what we've been waiting for!}} | {{L|Nancy|That's what we've been waiting for!}} | ||
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{{L|All|Whoopee! Krabby Patties! ''[Squidward wakes up as Mr. Krabs exits his office]''}} | {{L|All|Whoopee! Krabby Patties! ''[Squidward wakes up as Mr. Krabs exits his office]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, SpongeBob, looks like you've finally found your calling. ''[gives SpongeBob his hat back]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, SpongeBob, looks like you've finally found your calling. ''[gives SpongeBob his hat back]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll say. ''[flips a patty that stays in midair]'' I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|I'll say. ''[flips a patty that stays in midair]'' I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this. ''[the screen quickly fades to black, ending the episode]''}} | ||
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