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-{{L|''[The episode opens with a shot of SpongeBob's pineapple in the morning. In his bedroom, SpongeBob is snoring while releasing bubble animals until his foghorn clock sounds, causing his eyes to pop off his sockets.]''}}
+{{L|''[Shot of SpongeBob's house at sunrise. SpongeBob snores, spitting out a duck and butterfly-shaped bubble. His foghorn alarm goes off and his eyes are pushed out from his head.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning alarm clock!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[waving]'' Good morning, alarm clock!}}
+{{L|''[The alarm clock goes off again, pushing his mouth back.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps on his blanket]'' Ah. ''[slips]'' Whoa! ''[gets tangled up and falls off his bed]'' Ha... ''[gets crushed by his alarm clock, blinks once]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob's closet. His arm reaches in and pulls himself to the door. He opens it and sees a bunch of identical pairs of his regular square pants.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm... Choices, choices. ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|''[He grabs a pair and pulls it, but it's still attached to the rack. It springs back and pulls him in, leaving him crashed upside-down.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! ''[gets up and his pants are on backwards]'' Whoops. Pants are a little twisted around. ''[twists his head, then his head and body, exits and fastens his tie]'' Ah.}}
+{{L|''[His tie springs into a bowtie as a trumpet horn plays. SpongeBob takes out his shoes and puts them on. He trips and bounces. At the top of the stairs, his shoelaces are tied together, so he falls down the stairs, and slides out the door. He rushes back in, knocking the door off its hinges.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whoops! Almost forgot my lucky tie clip. ''[takes a gold tie clip out of a bowl by his door]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob puts the tie clip on. His tie straightens back out, his shirt tucks in, his pant legs and socks straighten, and his shoelaces tie themselves properly.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready! ''[runs out the door backwards, the door flies back on]'' La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob skips down the street. He avoids an anchor, cartwheels over a mine that ticks and explodes off-screen, and stops before a piano drops. He dances on the piano keys and jumps off. He reaches a crosswalk with an old lady.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Young lady, allow me.}}
+{{L|Old lady|''[jumps in his arms]'' Oh, you.}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob carries the old lady across the street, avoiding being hit by two cars. He falls into an open manhole and a construction worker comes out, lifting SpongeBob on his head.]''}}
+{{L|Sewer Man|Morning, SpongeBob.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[wave]'' Good morning, Sewer Man.}}
+{{L|Sewer Man|There goes one lucky boy.}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob puts the old lady down at a crosswalk.]''}}
+{{L|Old lady|See you tomorrow, sweetie.}}
+{{L|''[A blue fish drives by, scat singing. His steering wheel gets pulled off.]''}}
+{{L|Harry|''[shrugs]'' Whoopsie! ''[crashes into a fire hydrant]'' Ow!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob is walking and whistling. The water from the fire hydrant washes the old lady across the street.]''}}
+{{L|Old lady|Whoa, whoa!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ah!}}
+{{L|''[He jumps on a stop sign and uses it as a surfboard, riding the wave of water. Sunglasses fly onto his face.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ha ha!}}
+{{L|''[The water washes on Squidward, who is walking up to the Krusty Krab. He spins around and the stop sign hits him on the head. SpongeBob lowers his shades.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[waving]'' Good morning, Squidward!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[grumbles, wipes his face, wrings his tentacles out]'' And why are you so peppy this morning?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[smiles]'' Because today is my ''[pops his sunglasses off and his hat on]'' lucky day, thanks to my ''[shows his tie clip to Squidward]'' lucky tie clip.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Don't you wear that tie clip every day?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh-huh. Every day is my lucky day! ''[flowers bloom around him, a rainbow appears, the Sun comes up]''}}
+{{L|Sun|''[baby giggling]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Pfft, luck isn't real. ''[points to his own head]'' It's all in your head.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gets on Squidward's back]'' Squidward, it's unlucky not to believe in luck. ''[gets down]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Hmph. ''[walks away, Mr. Krabs hits him with the door]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sorry, Mr. Squidward. Didn't see you there.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[grumbling]''}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs pushes Squidward inside the restaurant. He shuts the door and Squidward falls face-first on the ground, groaning. In the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob flips a patty and whacks it with his spatula. It bounces off some buns, lettuce, and tomatoes, stopping in front of ketchup and mustard. SpongeBob comes up to it, giggles, and sprays the condiments on. He takes out a pickle from under his hat, shreds it into a spiral with his spatula, and puts it on the patty. It fully forms and floats up as an angelic choir plays. He jumps out of the kitchen, doing a flip and catching it on a platter.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|One Krabby Patty pickle deluxe, perfectly prepared. ''[smiles and gesture to the patty]''}}
+{{L|''[The patty is for Bubble Bass, who has a small crowd around him.]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Hmm. I'll be the judge of that.}}
+{{L|Crowd|Oh?}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob pushes the patty to Bubble Bass.]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Hmm. ''[eats it]'' I want to complain... but it's too delectable!}}
+{{L|Crowd|Yay!}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|''[stands on his table]'' How? ''[jumps and spins SpongeBob around]'' How did you accomplish such perfection?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[rubs his tie clip]'' Guess I'm just lucky. ''[winks, clip sparkles]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob's house at night. SpongeBob is standing on a wave of water, which washes him inside the house. He takes off his tie clip and puts it in the bowl. His tie pops back into a bow tie and his shoes become untied.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks inside]'' ♪ La, la, la, la. ♪ ''[steps on a bowling ball]'' Whoa. ''[smashes into his TV, then the bowl]'' Whoa, whoa! ''[crashes into his wall, then two doors]'' Ah! Whoops.}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the exterior of the house. SpongeBob crashes into various things. The bowling ball flies through a window, shattering it.]''}}
+{{L|French Narrator|''[narrating time card]'' The next morning...}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob is snoring and Gary is asleep. The alarm clock goes off, blowing his eyes away and removing his holes. He grows them back.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ready to start another lucky day, Gary?}}
+{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob gets up and slips on his blanket, bounces off his mattress, and flies into his alarm clock. It spits him out, removing his nightclothes. He falls down the stairs and slides face-first up to the front door. He picks up where his tie clip should be, but nothing is there.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[shot of his empty hand]'' Ah! ''[shakes bowl]'' Wh-where's my lucky tie clip? ''[rips up his carpet]'' Not here! ''[looks under his couch, covering him in spiders]'' Nope. ''[comes out of his toilet wearing a snorkel]'' Nuh-uh. ''[flushes himself down toilet]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob using his reef blower to remove all the books from his library shelves. He throws a plate, pan, and Gary out of the sink.]''}}
+{{L|Gary|''[meows]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob lifts up his refrigerator and empties it. Patrick is inside, frozen in a block of ice and licking a popsicle. SpongeBob throws the fridge away.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens cabinet, dishes fall out]'' No! ''[comes out of toaster as a piece of toast]'' My lucky tie clip is m-missing! ''[toaster falls on him]''}}
+{{L|''[A clam cuckoo clock goes off. SpongeBob notices.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no! I'm late for work. ''[runs on carpet]'' I'll search for it later. ''[slips and bounces, runs, crashes into Gary]'' Wah, nah, ah, whoa! ''[screams, flies through roof and gets zapped by jellyfish]''}}
+{{L|''[Some kids are playing jump rope. SpongeBob lands in the middle of them and gets tangled in the rope himself. He lands in the sewer and water splashing is heard.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa!}}
+{{L|Sewer Man|''[leans in from the side, holding a coffee cup]'' Oh, sorry. ''[SpongeBob crawls away, panting]'' I was running late today. Jeez, what bad luck.}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob rubs some water off himself when the old lady, wearing a ski mask and wielding her cane like a gun, sticks him up.]''}}
+{{L|Old lady|Give me your wallet and make it snappy!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[uneasy groaning, gives her his wallet]''}}
+{{L|Old lady|''[removes mask and walks off]'' See you tomorrow, sweetie.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sad groaning, walks into street and gets hit by a car]''}}
+{{L|Harry|Whoopsie!}}
+{{L|''[Cut to Lou at a hot dog cart with a tank of gasoline next to it.]''}}
+{{L|Lou|Hot dog. Get your hot--}}
+{{L|''[The car crashes into the hot dog stand. SpongeBob is on the tank with a hot dog in his mouth. Fire lights up the tank and he gets sent flying on it, then crashes into the Krusty Krab's front doors while burnt.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasping]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[walks past]'' What happened to you?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I lost my lucky tie clip, and now everything is going wrong.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[scoffs]'' There's no such thing as luck. Your dumb tie clip has nothing to do with it.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks into the Krusty Krab]'' Oh, poor naive Squidward.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking in the kitchen with a plate of raw patties. He trips over a floorboard and all of them except one go into the trash can. He takes it off the wall, slightly disgusted. He puts it on the grill and takes out his spatula, which suddenly gets knotted.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! ''[his spatula pulsates and turns red]'' Spatula cramp! Oh! ''[smells something burning]'' Ohh... ''[the patty is burnt and lights on fire, screams]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[overhears SpongeBob screaming, grumbles]''}}
+{{L|Lady Upturn|''[walks up]'' Do you have any recommendations?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Yeah. Eat somewhere else.}}
+{{L|Lady Upturn|Hmm. ''[gives Squidward a stack of money]'' Excellent advice. ''[walks away]'' Thank you, young man.}}
+{{L|Squidward|A tip? ''[waves money in front of his face]'' Must be my lucky day. Not that I believe in that nonsense.}}
+{{L|''[He sees SpongeBob exit the kitchen, with his hat lit on fire and spilled patty toppings and condiments all over himself.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[walking awkwardly with his shoelaces tied together, delivers the meal to Bubble Bass]'' One Krabby Patty combo.}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Hmph. ''[bites the patty, shoves fries in his mouth, drinks soda, gargles it all, looks displeased]'' Hmm. ''[leans in front of SpongeBob's face]'' The soda is flat, the fries are oily, and the Krabby Patty ''[in slow-motion, as he spits out food]'' is bland.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[as camera zooms behind him]'' B-b-b-bland? ''[groans, falls over]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[walsk over]'' What's the matter with you, boyo?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm bad luck, Mr. Krabs. ''[leans up]'' Bad luck.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Bad luck? The restaurant business runs on luck! ''[paces around]'' If bad luck sets in, the Krusty Krab is doomed! ''[woman's screaming sound, calls out]'' Everyone out! Out, out, out, out, out! ''[burns a kelp stick, smoke fills the room and customers cough]'' I got to burn some dried kelp and cleanse this joint of any bad mojo.}}
+{{L|Customers|''[coughing, leaving]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! Squidward! Take the day off.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Day off? ''[looks sad]'' No!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Yes! ''[jumps out from behind the register]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffling, exits]'' I hope my good luck went to someone who needed it.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[laughs, notices something in his reflection]'' Huh? ''[he has grown a single strand of hair]'' A hair? ''[hopefully]'' Maybe I'm getting SpongeBob's good luck. ''[exits through door]'' Ya, ta, ta, ta, ya, ta, ta, ta.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to a sad SpongeBob walking up to Patrick's rock. Patrick is sitting on top and holding a long pole.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sadly]'' Hey, Patrick.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob! You OK?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[crying]'', pulls on tie]'' I lost my lucky tie clip. I am now the unluckiest person alive. ''[approaches]'' Can I have a hug?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[holds him back with pole]'' No, thank you. I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole. ''[puts pole back]'' I don't want your bad luck to rub off on me.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, what am I going to do? ''[puts head in hands]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hmm. Why don't you find a new lucky charm?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[flips]'' Great idea! ''[salutes]'' Thanks, Patrick. ''[skips away, humming]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I don't know what I'd do without you, ''[rubs pole against his face]'' my lucky 11-foot pole. ''[kisses it]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking in a field, holding a magnifying glass.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. Ooh, ''[throws glass away]'' a four-leaf kelp. They're really lucky. ''[is about to pick it up, hears a rumbling]'' Huh? ''[a bulldozer paves over him and the field]'' Aah! A new freeway? That's not lucky. ''[gets hit by cars]'' Ow, ow, whoa, ow!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob holding a sea bunny's foot in a forest.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|A sea bunny's foot! They're extra lucky!}}
+{{L|Sea bunny|Ahem. ''[growls, kicks SpongeBob]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Unless ''[gets kicked]'' it's ''[gets kicked]'' still attached to the sea bunny. ''[yells as he gets kicked away]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob falls on the ground, injured. Some clams fly in and circle around his head. Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking down the street with a storm cloud over his head.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[groans]''}}
+{{L|''[A crowd of people suddenly stampede over him, chattering. SpongeBob peels himself off the ground.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Huh?}}
+{{L|''[Squidward, with blonde hair, is playing the clarinet well and standing on a podium. A crowd listens to his music.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward?}}
+{{L|''[Squidward stops playing and flips his hair as the crowd cheers and applauds.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Ha! Some people have all the luck, SpongeBob, ''[leans forward]'' just not you!}}
+{{L|''[Squidward and the crowd laugh.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[cries]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob falls face-down and absorbs his tears, then sprays them back out through a hole in his back. The lucky tie clip comes out. It drops on SpongeBob's head and he notices it.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[picks it up]'' My tie clip? I had it with me all day? Huh, it was just like Squidward said. ''[to Squidward]'' Hey, Squidward, you were right! Luck was all just in my head! I don't need this solid gold lucky tie clip.}}
+{{L|''[He throws it into a trash can and prepares to step away, whistling. A safe bashes him on the head. SpongeBob opens it and appears inside.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|But it never hurts to be on the ''[to camera]'' ''safe'' side. ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob takes out the tie clip and fastens it onto his tie. It goes back to normal and the safe flies back up.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward! ''[flexes muscles]'' My good luck is back! ''[skips away]'' Back in my head. ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Hold on. If SpongeBob's luck is back, then--}}
+{{L|''[He plays the clarinet badly and struggles. After a loud sour note, the crowd walks away in discontent.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, no.}}
+{{L|''[A storm cloud flies over his head and zaps him, making his hair fall off. He gets hit by a safe, an anchor, a mine, and a piano in quick succession. His mouth and nose come out from under everything.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Just my luck. ''[iris out on his nose and mouth]''}}