Bad Luck Bob/transcript: Difference between revisions
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{{L|Old lady|See you tomorrow, sweetie.}} | {{L|Old lady|See you tomorrow, sweetie.}} | ||
{{L|''[A blue fish drives by, scat singing. His steering wheel gets pulled off.]''}} | {{L|''[A blue fish drives by, scat singing. His steering wheel gets pulled off.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Harry|''[shrugs]'' Whoopsie! ''[crashes into a fire hydrant]'' Ow!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob is walking and whistling. The water from the fire hydrant washes the old lady across the street.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob is walking and whistling. The water from the fire hydrant washes the old lady across the street.]''}} | ||
{{L|Old lady|Whoa, whoa!}} | {{L|Old lady|Whoa, whoa!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gets on Squidward's back]'' Squidward, it's unlucky not to believe in luck. ''[gets down]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gets on Squidward's back]'' Squidward, it's unlucky not to believe in luck. ''[gets down]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hmph. ''[walks away, Mr. Krabs hits him with the door]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Hmph. ''[walks away, Mr. Krabs hits him with the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|Sorry, Mr. Squidward. Didn't see you there.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Sorry, Mr. Squidward. Didn't see you there.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[grumbling]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[grumbling]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Krabs pushes Squidward inside the restaurant. He shuts the door and Squidward falls face-first on the ground, groaning. In the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob flips a patty and whacks it with his spatula. It bounces off some buns, lettuce, and tomatoes, stopping in front of ketchup and mustard. SpongeBob comes up to it, giggles, and sprays the condiments on. He takes out a pickle from under his hat, shreds it into a spiral with his spatula, and puts it on the patty. It fully forms and floats up as an angelic choir plays. He jumps out of the kitchen, doing a flip and catching it on a platter.]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs pushes Squidward inside the restaurant. He shuts the door and Squidward falls face-first on the ground, groaning. In the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob flips a patty and whacks it with his spatula. It bounces off some buns, lettuce, and tomatoes, stopping in front of ketchup and mustard. SpongeBob comes up to it, giggles, and sprays the condiments on. He takes out a pickle from under his hat, shreds it into a spiral with his spatula, and puts it on the patty. It fully forms and floats up as an angelic choir plays. He jumps out of the kitchen, doing a flip and catching it on a platter.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|One Krabby Patty pickle deluxe, perfectly prepared. ''[smiles and gesture to the patty]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|One Krabby Patty pickle deluxe, perfectly prepared. ''[smiles and gesture to the patty]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The patty is for Bubble Bass, who has a small crowd around him.]''}} | {{L|''[The patty is for Bubble Bass, who has a small crowd around him.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Old lady|''[removes mask and walks off]'' See you tomorrow, sweetie.}} | {{L|Old lady|''[removes mask and walks off]'' See you tomorrow, sweetie.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sad groaning, walks into street and gets hit by a car]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sad groaning, walks into street and gets hit by a car]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Harry|Whoopsie!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Lou at a hot dog cart with a tank of gasoline next to it.]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Lou at a hot dog cart with a tank of gasoline next to it.]''}} | ||
{{L|Lou|Hot dog. Get your hot--}} | {{L|Lou|Hot dog. Get your hot--}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! ''[his spatula pulsates and turns red]'' Spatula cramp! Oh! ''[smells something burning]'' Ohh... ''[the patty is burnt and lights on fire, screams]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh! ''[his spatula pulsates and turns red]'' Spatula cramp! Oh! ''[smells something burning]'' Ohh... ''[the patty is burnt and lights on fire, screams]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[overhears SpongeBob screaming, grumbles]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[overhears SpongeBob screaming, grumbles]''}} | ||
{{L|Upturn|''[walks up]'' Do you have any recommendations?}} | {{L|Lady Upturn|''[walks up]'' Do you have any recommendations?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yeah. Eat somewhere else.}} | {{L|Squidward|Yeah. Eat somewhere else.}} | ||
{{L|Upturn|Hmm. ''[gives Squidward a stack of money]'' Excellent advice. ''[walks away]'' Thank you, young man.}} | {{L|Lady Upturn|Hmm. ''[gives Squidward a stack of money]'' Excellent advice. ''[walks away]'' Thank you, young man.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|A tip? ''[waves money in front of his face]'' Must be my lucky day. Not that I believe in that nonsense.}} | {{L|Squidward|A tip? ''[waves money in front of his face]'' Must be my lucky day. Not that I believe in that nonsense.}} | ||
{{L|''[He sees SpongeBob exit the kitchen, with his hat lit on fire and spilled patty toppings and condiments all over himself.]''}} | {{L|''[He sees SpongeBob exit the kitchen, with his hat lit on fire and spilled patty toppings and condiments all over himself.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Bubble Bass|Hmph. ''[bites the patty, shoves fries in his mouth, drinks soda, gargles it all, looks displeased]'' Hmm. ''[leans in front of SpongeBob's face]'' The soda is flat, the fries are oily, and the Krabby Patty ''[in slow-motion, as he spits out food]'' is bland.}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Hmph. ''[bites the patty, shoves fries in his mouth, drinks soda, gargles it all, looks displeased]'' Hmm. ''[leans in front of SpongeBob's face]'' The soda is flat, the fries are oily, and the Krabby Patty ''[in slow-motion, as he spits out food]'' is bland.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[as camera zooms behind him]'' B-b-b-bland? ''[groans, falls over]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[as camera zooms behind him]'' B-b-b-bland? ''[groans, falls over]''}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|''[walsk over]'' What's the matter with you, boyo?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[walsk over]'' What's the matter with you, boyo?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm bad luck, Mr. Krabs. ''[leans up]'' Bad luck.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm bad luck, Mr. Krabs. ''[leans up]'' Bad luck.}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|Bad luck? The restaurant business runs on luck! ''[paces around]'' If bad luck sets in, the Krusty Krab is doomed! ''[woman's screaming sound, calls out]'' Everyone out! Out, out, out, out, out! ''[burns a kelp stick, smoke fills the room and customers cough]'' I got to burn some dried kelp and cleanse this joint of any bad mojo.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Bad luck? The restaurant business runs on luck! ''[paces around]'' If bad luck sets in, the Krusty Krab is doomed! ''[woman's screaming sound, calls out]'' Everyone out! Out, out, out, out, out! ''[burns a kelp stick, smoke fills the room and customers cough]'' I got to burn some dried kelp and cleanse this joint of any bad mojo.}} | ||
{{L|Customers|''[coughing, leaving]''}} | {{L|Customers|''[coughing, leaving]''}} | ||
{{L|Krabs|SpongeBob! Squidward! Take the day off.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! Squidward! Take the day off.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Day off? ''[looks sad]'' No!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Day off? ''[looks sad]'' No!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes! ''[jumps out from behind the register]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes! ''[jumps out from behind the register]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[A storm cloud flies over his head and zaps him, making his hair fall off. He gets hit by a safe, an anchor, a mine, and a piano in quick succession. His mouth and nose come out from under everything.]''}} | {{L|''[A storm cloud flies over his head and zaps him, making his hair fall off. He gets hit by a safe, an anchor, a mine, and a piano in quick succession. His mouth and nose come out from under everything.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Just my luck. ''[iris out on his nose and mouth]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Just my luck. ''[iris out on his nose and mouth]''}} | ||
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