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{{L|Sam|''[punches the door open and walks towards Patrick thunderously]''}} | {{L|Sam|''[punches the door open and walks towards Patrick thunderously]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[closes the window fast]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[closes the window fast]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Sam walks towards Patrick and SpongeBob. She is revealed to be large, incredibly muscular starfish, with large temper.]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|...Sam!}} | {{L|Patrick|...Sam!}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[grabs Patrick by the neck and breathes in his face]'' Brubber!}} | {{L|Sam|''[grabs Patrick by the neck and breathes in his face]'' Brubber!}} | ||
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{{L|Sam|No.}} | {{L|Sam|No.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Huh?}} | {{L|Patrick|Huh?}} | ||
{{L|Sam|I have all tools here. ''[takes out briefcase and pours out a bunch of sand, then starts making a sand rock]''}} | {{L|Sam|I have all tools here. ''[takes out a sand briefcase and pours out a bunch of sand, then starts making a sand rock]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, dear Neptune. Didn't you hear me- ''[face is pummeled with sand]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, dear Neptune. Didn't you hear me- ''[face is pummeled with sand]''}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[walks over the sand rock and takes the TV antenna off of Patrick's rock, then puts the antenna on the sand rock]''}} | {{L|Sam|''[walks over the sand rock and takes the TV antenna off of Patrick's rock, then puts the antenna on the sand rock]''}} | ||
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{{L|Clem|Weren't me, Tuck. My money's on the little missy over yonder.}} | {{L|Clem|Weren't me, Tuck. My money's on the little missy over yonder.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Awwww, hey, sis, don't listen to those... meanies. Hey, the new rock is looking kinda... boring. What do you say we decorate it?}} | {{L|Patrick|Awwww, hey, sis, don't listen to those... meanies. Hey, the new rock is looking kinda... boring. What do you say we decorate it?}} | ||
{{L|Sam| | {{L|Sam|''[sniffles and smiles]'' Blecorate?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You can call it whatever you like, sis, just as long as we make it spiffy!}} | {{L|Patrick|You can call it whatever you like, sis, just as long as we make it spiffy!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[empties sand out of head]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[empties sand out of head]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|That's the spirit, Sis.}} | {{L|Patrick|That's the spirit, Sis.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh no. That is definitely ''not'' the spirit, Patrick. Your sister is out of control!}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh no. That is definitely ''not'' the spirit, Patrick. Your sister is out of control!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hey, just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace!}} | {{L|Patrick|Hey, ya just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You can blecor-decorate until the sea cows come home for all I care, just | {{L|Squidward|You can blecor-decorate until the sea cows come home for all I care, just do not use my property to do it! ''[takes off the antennae-window and stammers as he stops to look at something in shock]''}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[dismantles more part from Squidward's house and puts it on the sand rock]'' More spiffy!}} | {{L|Sam|''[dismantles more part from Squidward's house and puts it on the sand rock]'' More spiffy!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But that's from... ''[looks at his somewhat horribly dismantled house]'' My house! That's it! I have had my fill of this thieving brute!}} | {{L|Squidward|But that's from... ''[looks at his somewhat horribly dismantled house]'' My house! That's it! I have had my fill of this thieving brute!}} | ||
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{{L|Sam|Shush! Meanies make brubber's eyes water! ''[grabs SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Meanies go home! ''[headbutts them to their homes]''}} | {{L|Sam|Shush! Meanies make brubber's eyes water! ''[grabs SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Meanies go home! ''[headbutts them to their homes]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Come on, sis. They can't bother us under our rock.}} | {{L|Patrick|Come on, sis. They can't bother us under our rock.}} | ||
{{L|Sam|Meanies is mean. ''[the sand rock closes]'' | {{L|Sam|Meanies is mean. ''[the sand rock closes]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[walks out of his ruined house, gets angry and starts carrying a heavy rock]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[walks out of his ruined house, gets angry and starts carrying a heavy rock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward... wait, Squidward, w-wait! Before you do anything too rash, let me try to talk to them.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward... wait, Squidward, w-wait! Before you do anything too rash, let me try to talk to them.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The time for talk is over! Now is the time for action! ''[walks onto the sand rock and holds his rock menacingly over his head]'' A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from the... ''[grunts]'' tides of time!}} | {{L|Squidward|The time for talk is over! Now is the time for action! ''[walks onto the sand rock and holds his rock menacingly over his head]'' A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from the... ''[grunts]'' tides of time!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't think you should do that.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't think you should do that.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Who cares what you think?! If it's destruction they want, it's destruction they'll get! ''[throws the rock, but it bounces off and demolishes the pieces of | {{L|Squidward|Who cares what you think?! If it's destruction they want, it's destruction they'll get! ''[throws the rock, but it bounces off and demolishes the pieces of Squidward's house on the sand rock. The sand rock opens, flinging Squidward in the air]''}} | ||
{{L|Sam|Who makes noise? ''[sees the broken pieces, screams]'' Spiffy broken! ''[Squidward falls]'' Sister mad!}} | {{L|Sam|Who makes noise? ''[sees the broken pieces, screams]'' Spiffy broken! ''[Squidward falls]'' Sister mad!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Now, Sam, it's not what it seems. Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Now, Sam, it's not what it seems. Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy.}} | ||
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{{L|Sam|''[swallows the broken pieces and rapidly spits it out at Squidward's house. Squidward's house then collapses as Squidward looks at it in disbelief]''}} | {{L|Sam|''[swallows the broken pieces and rapidly spits it out at Squidward's house. Squidward's house then collapses as Squidward looks at it in disbelief]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, Squidward, at least on the bright side it will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodel. Right, Squidward? ''[Squidward is gone]'' Huh? Must be getting started.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, Squidward, at least on the bright side it will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodel. Right, Squidward? ''[Squidward is gone]'' Huh? Must be getting started.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward | {{L|[Seeing the destruction of his house, Squidward finally explodes in rage and drives a bulldozer toward the sand rock so he can destroy Sam, laughing maniacally]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick and Sam|''[shocked]'' Huh?!}} | {{L|Patrick and Sam|''[shocked]'' Huh?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Squidward, Squidward, stop! ''[jumps on the bulldozer]'' Just calm down, buddy. Let's ease that tentacle off of the accelerator, hmmm?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Squidward, Squidward, stop! ''[jumps on the bulldozer]'' Just calm down, buddy. Let's ease that tentacle off of the accelerator, hmmm?}} | ||
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{{L|Sam|''[stops the bulldozer. drops Squidward out of the bulldozer and chucks it at SpongeBob's house, destroying it]'' That'll teach those meanies.}} | {{L|Sam|''[stops the bulldozer. drops Squidward out of the bulldozer and chucks it at SpongeBob's house, destroying it]'' That'll teach those meanies.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You're still my rock, big sis.}} | {{L|Patrick|You're still my rock, big sis.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I think your sister's temper is getting out of control.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[upset]'' Patrick, I think your sister's temper is getting out of control.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, why are you still saying mean things about Sam?!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' SpongeBob, why are you still saying mean things about Sam?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|She destroyed my house in a fit of rage! She needs to control her temper!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[still upset]'' She destroyed my house in a fit of rage! She needs to control her temper!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Well, I guess she can get a little carried away.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[realizes]'' Well, I guess she can get a little carried away.}} | ||
{{L|Sam|What Patrick doing? Why Patrick talk to meanies?}} | {{L|Sam|''[angry and confused]'' What Patrick doing? Why Patrick talk to meanies?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Well, uh...well...well it's about your temper, Sam.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[nervously]'' Well, uh...well...well it's about your temper, Sam.}} | ||
{{L|Sam|No have temper! This makes sister Sam SO mad! Sister Sam put on mean face! ''[turns face around with an angrier face]'' Now smash brubber house! ''[picks up the sand rock]''}} | {{L|Sam|''[furious]'' No have temper! This makes sister Sam SO mad! Sister Sam put on mean face! ''[turns face around with an angrier face]'' Now smash brubber house! ''[picks up the sand rock]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Not the rock! ''[jumps on the sand rock while Sam pummels it]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Not the rock! ''[jumps on the sand rock while Sam pummels it]''}} | ||
{{L|Sam|''[slams the ground and yells. Her regular face then sees Patrick hurt and unconscious]'' Patrick? Little brubber? Little brubber? Little brubber no wake.}} | {{L|Sam|''[slams the ground and yells. Her regular face then sees Patrick hurt and unconscious. Sam realizes that her aggressive behaviour causes her younger brother to get hurt.]'' Patrick? Little brubber? Little brubber? Little brubber no wake.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick? ''[takes out cookie dough]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick? ''[takes out cookie dough]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[sniffs it and eats it as he wakes up]'' Cookie dough!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[sniffs it and eats it as he wakes up]'' Cookie dough!}} | ||
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{{L|''[The bus leaves.]''}} | {{L|''[The bus leaves.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Gee, isn't my sister something?}} | {{L|Patrick|Gee, isn't my sister something?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, she's something, all right! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aw, she's something, all right! ''[laughs, ending the episode.]''}} | ||
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